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President Confident in Daughters’ Future
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 3 Dec 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/05/2011 2:05:03 PM PST by John Semmens

President Obama expressed confidence that “even if America fails, I have no fear that Sasha and Malia will suffer as a consequence.”

Obama said his confidence springs from “two crucial truths—money and connections. My children will have the benefit of both. I’ve already made a few million dollars on my way up. There’ll be plenty more when I leave office—book advances, speaking fees, and leftover campaign donations, to name some.”

“On top of the money I can give them will be the doors I have opened for them,” Obama added. “I’ve helped them escape from the dreadful public school system. The contacts they make at the Sidwell Friends academy will be the children of the rich and powerful. They will grow up as members of the elite.”

“I may not be able to revive the economy, millions of Americans may never work again, and bankruptcy may ruin the lives of the masses, but my girls won’t be counted among the victims,” Obama boasted. “What other father can say he’s done as much for his children as I have? Only a rare few, I’d think.”

if you miss any of this week's semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://azconserv1.wordpress.com/2011/12/03/white-house-threatens-to-cancel-congressional-holidays/


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: corruption; elite; obama; satire

1 posted on 12/05/2011 2:05:11 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I swear the stink weeds sprouted overnight. Where does it say the Kennedys, Clintons, Obamas any of these politicians spawn are privileged? Where do these low class thugs come from? I would be embarrassed to be part of their families.

What goes around comes around and it never fails.


2 posted on 12/05/2011 2:10:13 PM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: John Semmens

Qaddafi’s kids had promising futures once too.


3 posted on 12/05/2011 2:10:36 PM PST by NewHampshireDuo
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To: John Semmens

Kids are always off limits unless the kids enter politics. I wish all politician’s kids well regardless of ideology.


4 posted on 12/05/2011 2:11:54 PM PST by RIghtwardHo
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To: John Semmens

Good one John.


5 posted on 12/05/2011 2:17:44 PM PST by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: NewHampshireDuo

“...Qaddafi’s kids had promising futures once too....”

So did Saddam Hussein’s.


6 posted on 12/05/2011 2:20:01 PM PST by NCC-1701 (In Memphis on January 20, 2009, pump price were $1.49. We all know what happened after that.)
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To: John Semmens

Wow. Almost got me. Good one John!


7 posted on 12/05/2011 2:55:46 PM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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