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Reaganite Republican ^ | November 11, 2011 | Reaganite Republican

[Reaganite Republican]

Restrain yourself, infidel dogs...

BizzaroBlog via Bilbo's

Pedro Churros

Now if Al Qaida ever get their paws on me, 

they'll remember I'm 'cool'...

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God Bless our veterans today- and every day

-and enjoy your weekend, FReeper patriots

[Vendome]

Them women’s hot! /s

[Berlin_Freeper]

[Darkwolf377]

That one in the blue burka? Those are implants.

[Reaganite Republican]

A Muslim kid gets lost from his mother in the supermarket.

So he goes to the front desk for help, and the store attendant asks

“What does your mother look like?”

The kid says “How the hell should I know?”

[cynwoody]

Attorney Ayesha Gaddafi

She lost her most famous client when he fell through the floor mid-speech.

[Reaganite Republican]

That’s actually beautiful, artistically

Not quite so fond of what it represents, tho...

[Darkwolf377]

Good one! Let's see if I can riff off it:

A Muslim kid gets lost from his mother in the supermarket.

So he goes to the front desk for help, and the store attendant asks

“What does your mother look like?”

Suddenly, there is a huge explosion from the produce section.

"Never mind," the kid says.

[Bobalu]

[UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide]

Leave this to me:

A Muslim kid gets lost from his mother in the supermarket.

So he goes to the front desk for help, and the store attendant asks

“What does your mother look like?”

Muslim kid says, “I’d tell you but then I’d have to kill you.”

[Darkwolf377]

Muslim kid says, “I’d tell you but then I’d have to kill you.”

(crickets)

[Realman30]

"Are these babes on twitter?"

[who knows what evil?]

What's with these pix of Jim Cantore? Oh...wait.

Never mind.

[Rebelbase]

And if they fart?

[rhoda_penmark]

...hilarious, now where’s your damn Friday music post? LOL

[elcid1970]

OK, here goes....

A Muslim kid gets lost from his mother in the supermarket.

So he goes to the front desk for help, and the store attendant asks

“What does your mother look like?”

Muslim kid says, “Die, infidel pig!!” BANG! BANG! BLAM! POW!

[central_va]

I think spring break should include a wet burka contest too.

[UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide]

A Muslim kid gets lost from his mother in the supermarket.

So he goes to the front desk for help, and the store attendant asks

“Where did you last see her?”

Muslim kid: “By the sacks of potatoes and then she just...

blended in.”

[Adams]

Ping for eternity

[fieldmarshaldj]

Want.