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DUmmie FUnnies 04-13-11 (William Pitt The Fraudster Calls American Voters Stupid)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 13, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/13/2011 8:38:51 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Look who is calling the American voters stupid. William Pitt The Fraudster who was so stupid as to place his cojones into lying degenerate Jason Leopold's hands by depending on him for the scoop that Karl Rove would be indicted on May 12, 2006. The same William Pitt The Fraudster who asserted that the Third American Empire commenced at the 1980 Olympics when fans screamed "USA! USA! USA!" The same William Pitt The Fraudster who has a history of completely changing his mind shortly after making bold assertions. And, yes, the same William Pitt The Fraudster who was so STUPID as to very publicly announce that he was QUITTING SMOKING only to now being forced to completely avoid the topic due to his relapse. So now we have William Rivers Pitt proclaiming the stupidity of the American voter based ENTIRELY on the poll of a very BIASED Public Policy Poll as you can see in his THREAD, "I'm not a fan of calling American voters stupid...but Jesus effing Christ..." So let us now read why The Fraudster who placed his brain into a permanent holding pattern while mesmerized by the sound of Jason Leopold's zipper thinks American voters are stupid in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who is still waiting for Pitt to publicly confess his smoking relapse, is in the [brackets]:

I'm not a fan of calling American voters stupid...but Jesus effing Christ...

[Proclaimed the "Kennedy Catholic."]

New polling data:

[And we all know that polls are 100% reliable without a hint of bias.]

A new Public Policy Polling survey finds that House Republicans "have fallen so far out of favor with the American public that it's entirely possible Democrats could take control of the House back next year."

Key findings: 43% of voters think that House Republicans are doing a worse job now than the Democrats did, compared to only 36% who think the GOP has brought an improvement while 19% think things are about the same.

[Key finding: Public Policy Polling is a leftwing polling organization whose biases can be counted on to make the results look good for the Democrats. Read HERE to find out about the PPP bias.]

Stunningly, independent voters now say they'd vote Democratic for the House by a 42% to 33% margin, representing a 28 point reversal in a span of just five months.

[And now The Fraudster adds his two bits...]

Despair. "Independent voter" is fast becoming a kind euphemism for "Blithering idiot."

[To replace "Will Pitt" as the euphemism for "Blithering idiot?" Remember, this is the same Blithering idiot" who swallowed Jason Leopold's excuse about waiting 24 BUSINESS hours hook, line, and sinker. And now to the rest of the DUmmies who have yet to ask Pitt how his "No Smoking" pledge is working out...]

I'm a big fan of the truth. American voters are largely idiots the wisdom of the American voter is an oxymoron.

[When elections don't go the way the DUmmies want them to, they call the voters idiots. Still licking your wounds over the Prosser VICTORY in Wisconsin?]

They "largely" voted for Obama in '08...Were they (and you) idiots then?..Duh.

[They were brilliant then but will return to stupid (and racist) category when Obama loses in 2012.]

Buyers' remorse has set in really fast.

[No Smoking Pledge remorse set in really fast for the Pittster who is now back to sucking down the cancerous fumes of his beloved coffin nails.]

That's what happens when we let a lunatic fringe news network do our thinking for us.

[MSNBC?]

Time for Democrats to get on board and surf this wave to victory

[Time for you to wear a "I'm With Stupid" sign if you believe this biased Public Policy poll represents any sort of "wave."]

And they'll change their minds again when gas gets to $4.50/gal

[Gas at $4.50/gal? WOO! HOO! I'm voting for Obama in 2012...right after I quit smoking.]

I wish you'd take a class on making up titles for posts. Because I find yours are so annoying that I don't even want to read the content.

[A DUmmie who doesn't like the title the Temporary Sockpuppet gave to his thread.]

Then don't. I'll enjoy being spared replies like this. Tit. Tat.

[...Tut. Annoyed reply by the Relapsed Smoker.]

Americans do not value education. They have started to value religion over all else. This leads to ignorance and idiocy.

[The same DUmmie who would defend Sharia Law Muslims for covering their women in ugly black robes and treating them like dirt.]

I blame mass communication and mass consumerism. We've become inattentive adult idiots, with no deeply rooted feelings outside our immediate surroundings and NONE older then a decade. Our world is all about appearance. America is all about the perception of our appearance as a nation. We've gone from living in a material world, to giving it all to the 1%ers.

[A DUmmie stuck on stupid.]

I just hope it f*cking equates to the douches losing the house on the next cycle.

[And when that doesn't happen, you can go back to blaming Diebold.]

It's the Faux "News" on the Tee Vee. Once they start watching that stuff, they get hopelessly brainwashed. Maybe some day we can find a cure.

[The cure would be censorship aka restoring the Fairness Doctrine.]

We are a nation of idiots. And it's getting worse.

[One of those idiots is still waiting for a sealed indictment to become unsealed in 24 business hours.]

I would like to see We, the People, file a Class Action Lawsuit against the republican party. Their Own bills demonstrate an egregious power grab and an unprecedented shift of power and financial resources to the small minority of the wealthy and corporations

[How about if we file a Crass Action Lawsuit against you for your stunning display of crass stupidity?]


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I'm still waiting for a DUmmie (or LFT willing to risk suicide) ask Pitt how his No Smoking pledge is going.
1 posted on 04/13/2011 8:38:55 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

IB4Ping?

TT at the least!


2 posted on 04/13/2011 8:40:54 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Islam is a violent and tyrannical political ideology and has nothing to do with "religion".)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 04/13/2011 8:41:53 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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Top five - in a long time - and back to read.


4 posted on 04/13/2011 8:45:05 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (TX and MI - When the going gets tough, the dims run and hide.)
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Top 5! (or 6?)


5 posted on 04/13/2011 8:45:56 AM PDT by CT-Freeper (Visit CTF.org)
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6


6 posted on 04/13/2011 8:49:10 AM PDT by wjcsux ("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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Please don’t make me have to agree with pitt!!!


7 posted on 04/13/2011 8:49:29 AM PDT by rockrr ("Remember PATCO!")
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We are a nation website of idiots. And it's getting worse.

There, fixed it.

8 posted on 04/13/2011 8:49:38 AM PDT by GreenAccord (Bacon Akbar!)
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To: wjcsux

top 10!


9 posted on 04/13/2011 8:52:01 AM PDT by glasseye
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To: GreenAccord

Now that’s FUnny! ;-)


10 posted on 04/13/2011 8:52:15 AM PDT by rockrr ("Remember PATCO!")
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I'm not a fan of calling American voters stupid...but Jesus effing Christ...

[Proclaimed the "Kennedy Catholic."]

Uh, you must be talking about Nov 2008.


They "largely" voted for Obama in '08...Were they (and you) idiots then?..Duh.

[They were brilliant then but will return to stupid (and racist) category when Obama loses in 2012.]

Zero will see to it that there is enough DUmmie Koolaid for all DUmmies before 2012.


And they'll change their minds again when gas gets to $4.50/gal

[Gas at $4.50/gal? WOO! HOO! I'm voting for Obama in 2012...right after I quit smoking.]

But, but, but, zero promised he wants $5.00 gas, just not as fast as it got to that price.


It's the Faux "News" on the Tee Vee. Once they start watching that stuff, they get hopelessly brainwashed. Maybe some day we can find a cure.

[The cure would be censorship aka restoring the Fairness Doctrine.]

I guess the DUmp thinks msnbc, cnn, abc, nbc, abc and the other networks tell the truth 100% of the time. HA! HA! HA! HA!


We are a nation of idiots. And it's getting worse.

[One of those idiots is still waiting for a sealed indictment to become unsealed in 24 business hours.]

We are a website of idiots. And it's getting worse.

11 posted on 04/13/2011 8:55:31 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (TX and MI - When the going gets tough, the dims run and hide.)
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To: GreenAccord

GMTA and all that! See my last comment.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2704109/posts?page=11#11


12 posted on 04/13/2011 8:56:59 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (TX and MI - When the going gets tough, the dims run and hide.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Any mention from Pittstain about his buddy Ritter the Diddler?


13 posted on 04/13/2011 8:58:07 AM PDT by GQuagmire (Hey now!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I sent you a message a while ago asking you to remove me from this ping list. (I am on way too many ping lists and need to remove some). Thanks!


14 posted on 04/13/2011 9:03:41 AM PDT by JRochelle
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The same William Pitt The Fraudster who asserted that the Third American Empire commenced at the 1980 Olympics when fans screamed "USA! USA! USA!"

Haven't heard this one yet, do you mind taking a moment to tell me a story?

15 posted on 04/13/2011 9:07:14 AM PDT by submarinerswife (Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
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To: PJ-Comix
These idiots are right on one count. A lot of the American electorate is stupid. But without them the democraps wouldn't stand a chance (Obama is going to pay my mortgage, I voted 15 times - hehe, that's a lot, Bush is going to reinstate the draft!, and so on).
16 posted on 04/13/2011 9:14:56 AM PDT by youngidiot (Hear Hear!)
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American voters are largely idiots the wisdom of the American voter is an oxymoron.

Which is why elitists like him need to be in charge. It's for our own good.

17 posted on 04/13/2011 9:18:20 AM PDT by nina0113
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Pitt's Hockey Puck geopolitical theory was covered by this EDITION of the DUmmie FUnnies where his utter stupidity was on glorious display.
18 posted on 04/13/2011 9:19:32 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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The same William Pitt The Fraudster who asserted that the Third American Empire commenced at the 1980 Olympics when fans screamed "USA! USA! USA!"

Haven't heard this one yet, do you mind taking a moment to tell me a story?

19 posted on 04/13/2011 9:25:02 AM PDT by submarinerswife (Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
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RE: Pitt’s Hockey Puck geopolitical theory

He is COMPLETELY out of his drug addled mind.

He rewrites history for the freak masses. I am surprised that he didn’t claim that the US, after winning the collapse of the USSR, didn’t plant our flag in Russia. I mean, it would go so well with his crazy EMPIRE mantra.


20 posted on 04/13/2011 10:13:13 AM PDT by submarinerswife (Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
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