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Creating Orwellian Worldview ^ | 2/16/11 | Alaphiah

Posted on 02/16/2011 5:09:58 AM PST by Alaphiah123

Well this is living! Marvin Gaye who sung about intercity Blues had no idea that we’d all be receiving sexual healing inside our near-the-city airports. Who among us wakes up every morning and after the morning rituals of hygiene and breakfast bolts out of the door to work where hundreds of women are lined up before you? And your job is either to scan anatomically correct female images all day or to glide your lecherous fingers up and down the nether and frontal regions of the female body?

Not your job description? Well one might think it is the job description of some employed with the TSA.

Although countless stories have been reported on the TSA’s “work” to keep America’s air travel safe, there always remains an undertone that some TSA agents‘ benefits packages just might extend beyond healthcare and retirement.

(Excerpt) Read more at creatingorwellianworld-view-alaphiah.blogspot.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Miscellaneous; Travel
KEYWORDS: airports; airtravel; blogpimp; hls; tsa; tsapervs

1 posted on 02/16/2011 5:10:01 AM PST by Alaphiah123
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To: Alaphiah123
(Excerpt) Read more at creatingorwellianworld-view-alaphiah.blogspot.com ...

Why not just post it here?

2 posted on 02/16/2011 5:17:50 AM PST by humblegunner (Blogger Overlord)
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To: Alaphiah123
"(Excerpt)"

Why?
3 posted on 02/16/2011 5:18:03 AM PST by shibumi (I am The Nexus One - I want more life, Baby I aint done!)
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To: humblegunner
morning rituals of hygiene

You must have plagiarized this.

Bloggers eschew morning rituals of hygiene.

4 posted on 02/16/2011 5:19:25 AM PST by humblegunner (Blogger Overlord)
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To: humblegunner; shibumi

Well this is living! Marvin Gaye who sung about intercity Blues had no idea that we’d all be receiving sexual healing inside our near-the-city airports. Who among us wakes up every morning and after the morning rituals of hygiene and breakfast bolts out of the door to work where hundreds of women are lined up before you? And your job is either to scan anatomically correct female images all day or to glide your lecherous fingers up and down the nether and frontal regions of the female body?

Not your job description? Well one might think it is the job description of some employed with the TSA.

Although countless stories have been reported on the TSA’s “work” to keep America’s air travel safe, there always remains an undertone that some TSA agents‘ benefits packages just might extend beyond healthcare and retirement.

Case in point, Amy Sullivan reports an instance in which she felt uncomfortable about being one TSA agent’s e-scanner centerfold du jour. So she opted out of the full body scan and was reassigned to the full body pat down “safety procedure.” (see story)

After receiving her examination from a female TSA agent a male agent, obviously disappointed, walked by and hollered, aloud so everyone could hear, that someone had taken something that belonged to him.

Yes someone else patted down Amy when he thought that he was going to be the one to “protect Americans from terrorists.”

Me thinks this agent enjoys his job a little too much. And he should be reassigned to the all male pat down line immediately! Or he could be fired and be made to find a real job.

I’m not so certain though, to what his employment skill set would transfer to. Perhaps a job in a meat market…it’s just a thought!

What I am certain about is Amy’s situation probably happens hundreds of times a day in airports all around the country, done in a more discreet manner to be sure.

Knowing that this is the case leads me to borrow yet again from Marvin Gaye to say... When I get that feeling I think TSA.
Posted by Alaphiah at 3:30 AM


5 posted on 02/16/2011 5:19:25 AM PST by Travis McGee (EnemiesForeignAndDomestic is now on Kindle.)
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To: Travis McGee; humblegunner

Thanks!

(Now, I would suggest you clean out your cookies before going any further. I think you’ll be surprised at how the cookie jar has mysteriously filled itself up in the last few minutes.)


6 posted on 02/16/2011 5:21:59 AM PST by shibumi (I am The Nexus One - I want more life, Baby I aint done!)
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To: shibumi

Good point.
I don’t know why bloggers don’t just post there stuff here in total. Blog pimping is sleazy.


7 posted on 02/16/2011 5:26:17 AM PST by Travis McGee (EnemiesForeignAndDomestic is now on Kindle.)
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To: Travis McGee
I don’t know why bloggers don’t just post there stuff here in total.

Hits! Hits! Glorious hits and pennies for recycling news from three days ago!

Hits from using FR as a free advertising platform, oh the HITS!

8 posted on 02/16/2011 5:30:42 AM PST by humblegunner (Blogger Overlord)
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To: Alaphiah123
So why excerpt your own work? Not enough hits at your place to suit you?



9 posted on 02/16/2011 5:40:33 AM PST by Bean Counter (Stout Hearts...)
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