Skip to comments.Homeland Security Announces “Trusted Traveler” Program for Mexicans
Posted on 12/11/2010 10:56:02 AM PST by John Semmens
US Homeland Security Secretary Janet Nipplitaliano announced a trusted traveler program to help speed Mexican air travelers through airport security. Under the program, Mexicans that are certified by their government as trustworthy will be allowed to bypass x-ray screening and pat downs on flights destined for the United States.
This will save Mexican travelers untold hours of time and the humiliation and inconvenience of routine air port security checks, Nipplitaliano boasted. At the same time, by handing off the security clearance to the Mexican government we spare the expense of screening them on the TSAs dime. Its a win-win situation.
Mexicos Interior Minister Francisco Blake was reportedly ecstatic with the new arrangement. Previously, Mexicans seeking to enter the United States were impeded by fences and border guards, Blake recounted. Even when they got through, the cost and tedium of further travel led to the majority of them being concentrated in the border states. Now they will be able to fly directly to any US city with air service to Mexico. Blake said that over 80 million Mexicans are expected to be cleared for departure within the next few months.
Not wanting to waste what she termed valuable momentum, Nipplitaliano signed a letter of intent committing her agency to protect Mexican immigrants once theyve crossed into the United States.
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Look for anyone carrying an al Queda I.D. card to also be added to Nappy's "trusted traveler" list.
Almost got me!
Dang you’re good!
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Only white Christian conservatives should be groped. All others are exempt.
Mr. B, who knows but had rather deny what’s happening in today’s world, had bad dreams last night that terrorists were trying to take over the plane and he was trying to fly it out but it wouldn’t get off the ground. Scared him so much it woke him up. This might be the perfect time to remind him I wanted us to inventory the brass and lead collection.
Yeah, lets let the LA terrorists fly un molested!
Where do we as a nation find these idiots.
I know, no good folks would dare run for office.
yeah but the question is, which part is satire?
Man you know how to fluff the fur....LMAO !
The “trusted traveler” program for Mexicans is real.
Too bad Americans don’t qualify.
Mexicans that are certified by their government as trustworthy.
What could go wrong?. /s
That is an INSULT!
A SPIT TO THE FACE!
A JAB AT THE GUTS!
THIS WOMAN SHOULD BE IN JAIL!
I wonder how large the bribe is to get one of those.
How soon before they have the trusted border crosser program ?
The Rio runs low this time of year. Better to check for “wet ankles”.
Same program for young, Islamic males and full burka fe?males next.
Cavity searches for 85 year old Catholic nuns.
And white folks.
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