Everybody know that then the oil eating microbes run out of food, they will mutate and turn on us.
Posted on 07/28/2010 7:39:00 PM PDT by toma29
From the Useful Info Nation Humor Page:
Michelle Obama Expands Obesity Program to Include Oil-Eating Microbes
"I feel that these microbes are setting a bad example for our children by eating more than their fair share of the oil in the Gulf of Mexico," explained the First Lady as she waved goodbye to Bo, who had just boarded a plane to the Catskills. "There's no oil left for the birds or otters. Or Barack and the DNC."
Mrs. Obama has decided to expand her childhood obesity program to include fungi and oil-eating bacteria, which has decimated Democrats' attempts at successfully politicizing the oil spill in their favor. "We need to redistribute the oil to the entities it is needed most. When that happens, I will be proud again."
This newly expanded effort comes after stories like this one from Yahoo! News entitled Mighty oil-eating microbes help clean up the Gulf started popping up.
When asked who will be in charge of oversight on the new initiative, Mrs. Obama hinted at Michael Bloomberg becoming the new Oil Czar. "He did so much to eliminate trans fat intake in New York City. So now he will tackle a much bigger problem - ways to block the microbes' access to the oil."
When asked what kind of influence the microbes have on the environment, Vice President Joe Biden had this to say:
"They're just f#$@ing up the momentum we had going into November. I believe these little j@#$#ffs are a racist faction of Big Oil and I promise you we will raise their taxes so high, they'll think twice before they take another bite. They are doing so much to kill the cleanup jobs in the Gulf."
There is no timeline on when Mr. Obama's actions will be initiated, but if I were an oil-eating microbe in the Gulf, I might want to be taking that plane with Bo.
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Is she telling everyone to stay out of the Gulf?
Everybody knows that when the oil eating microbes run out food, they will mutate and turn on us.
Everybody know that then the oil eating microbes run out of food, they will mutate and turn on us.
yes, she is telling everyone to stay out of the Gulf so that the oil eating microbes would take care of her abundant posterior. There’s only so much they can eat before they themselves become obese.
Michelle Obama expands.......
Can you state your point?
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