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Now He Truly is “Darth Cheney (LVADer)”
Flopping Aces ^ | 07-15-10 | Wordsmith

Posted on 07/16/2010 8:16:46 AM PDT by Starman417

Rachel Maddow: The device Mr. Cheney received is being worn outside his body, like a sort of bellypack.
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Dr. Stewart: The device is powered by batteries for 6-8 hours outside to be untethered; and he'll carry a number of battery packs either in a handbag or in a harness which has become quite small and really not visible underneath the clothes; however, at nighttime, he'll need to be hooked up into a power adapter, into the wall.

Rachel Maddow: Wow...without a pulse.

Mr. Cheney is now ready for that lie detector test...

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: cheney; darth; maddow

1 posted on 07/16/2010 8:16:49 AM PDT by Starman417
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All I can say is...call me when Cheney can force choke Olbermouth and Mad-Cow. I wanna see that..with a big bucket of popcorn!


2 posted on 07/16/2010 8:19:24 AM PDT by Braak (The US Military, the real arms inspectors!)
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To: Starman417

All I can say is...call me when Cheney can force choke Olbermouth and Mad-Cow. I wanna see that..with a big bucket of popcorn!


3 posted on 07/16/2010 8:19:29 AM PDT by Braak (The US Military, the real arms inspectors!)
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To: Starman417

This LVAD thing is bad news, fellow FReepers. It’s not gonna be long


4 posted on 07/16/2010 8:21:00 AM PDT by surroundedbyblue
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To: Starman417
Rachel Maddow:

this woman is one sick puppy.

5 posted on 07/16/2010 8:22:01 AM PDT by Uri’el-2012 (Psalm 119:174 I long for Your salvation, YHvH, Your law is my delight.)
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To: Starman417

Maddow is fantasizing about Cheney with a handbag? Wassamatter, has she just been to one of those genderbender-conferences with Pelosi or something?


6 posted on 07/16/2010 8:24:53 AM PDT by Hardraade (I want gigaton warheads now!!)
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To: Starman417

at night, ya just plug him in a wall socket?

cool.

God Bless this humble Wyoming ‘cowboy’.


7 posted on 07/16/2010 8:26:11 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard)
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To: Starman417

Prayers for a great hero and his loving family.


8 posted on 07/16/2010 8:26:35 AM PDT by Carley (For those who fought for it, freedom has a flavor the protected will never know.)
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To: Starman417
Mr. Cheney is now ready for that lie detector test...

O’Reilly. I'll match a Bush/Cheney lie detector test with a Osama/Biden lie detector test anyday. We'll see who ends up in jail. Let's do Clinton/Gore while we're at it.

9 posted on 07/16/2010 8:30:15 AM PDT by McGruff (How's that Hopey Changey thingy workin for ya?)
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To: Starman417

I have a secret fantasy that I dare not speak for fear of being banned, but in involves Rachel Maddow, an organ donor card, and an ironic twist worthy of Rod Serling. I think you can figure it out. :-)


10 posted on 07/16/2010 8:33:20 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Gun control was originally to protect Klansmen from their victims. The basic reason hasn't changed.)
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Does it involve a dark and stormy night?

Just askin’


11 posted on 07/16/2010 8:36:58 AM PDT by alarm rider (The left will always tell you who they fear the most. What are they telling you now?)
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To: Starman417

Prayers for VP Cheney and his family.


12 posted on 07/16/2010 8:41:31 AM PDT by lysie
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God bless Dick Cheney, and please God, do not take Cheney so long as Hussein is president. Dick Cheney deserves the highest of tributes for his service to this country.


13 posted on 07/16/2010 8:46:53 AM PDT by A'elian' nation ( A lie told a thousand times is more believable than a fact heard the first time.)
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To: A'elian' nation

Prayers for Mr. Cheney.


14 posted on 07/16/2010 8:48:39 AM PDT by Ueriah
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To: Starman417

“Rachel, I know you and your friends want me gone, but...patience is a virtue.”

15 posted on 07/16/2010 8:50:46 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Starman417 I have a secret fantasy that I dare not speak for fear of being banned, but in involves Rachel Maddow, an organ donor card, and an ironic twist worthy of Rod Serling. I think you can figure it out. :-)

Naw, there would be a violent rejection problem.

16 posted on 07/16/2010 9:18:19 AM PDT by El Gato ("The second amendment is the reset button of the US constitution"-Doug McKay)
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To: KarlInOhio
Can't happen, her chest cavity is apparently devoid of that particular organ.

Prayers up for Mr. Cheney.

17 posted on 07/16/2010 9:37:56 AM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (If Obama doesn't destroy America, she is indestructible.)
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To: A'elian' nation
Dick Cheney deserves the highest of tributes for his service to this country.

Well said. I sincerely wish him good health and a long life.

18 posted on 07/16/2010 10:24:42 AM PDT by Bernard Marx (I donÂ’t trust the reasoning of anyone who writes then when they mean than.)
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19 posted on 07/16/2010 10:28:44 AM PDT by FourPeas (God Save America)
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