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Iceland volcano jokes cover the net.
Big Bureaucracy ^ | April 19th, 2010 | Ellie Velinska

Posted on 04/19/2010 7:39:52 AM PDT by Big Bureaucracy

Iceland to Europe: Do you lava me like I lava you?

The last wish of the Icelandic economy was to have its ashes scattered over Europe.

UK is grounded and this time it is not by Obama.

Hiring volcanologists! Call UBL.

Eyjafjallajokull is erupting only twice a year: April through September and October through March.

Gordon Brown asked for cash, but there is no C in the Icelandic alphabet.

My house is covered with dust with a stench of sulfur. Do you live in Iceland? Nope… still married.

Redundant aircraft was spotted miraculously flying over the North Pole. Santa? Nope… the Russian Aeroflot on its way to America.

The Pentagon has a plan how to move Iceland to the Middle East.

Eyjafjallajokull ejaculated!

Time for the USA to attack Iceland for possessing weapons of mass disruption. Shopping in Iceland: do you want any ash back?

According to the Mayan calendar the volcano will stop when half of Europe say its name right. Too early to say how much money we lost – we have to let the dust settle first.

Give us 2 billion dollars in cash and we will turn off the ash!

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Weather
KEYWORDS: icelnadvolcano; jokes; myarticle; myblog

1 posted on 04/19/2010 7:39:53 AM PDT by Big Bureaucracy
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To: Big Bureaucracy

Iceland is full of ash holes?


2 posted on 04/19/2010 7:58:30 AM PDT by Ingtar (Obama's favorite carol: Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me)
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To: Big Bureaucracy

Every one of these jokes tells me that Iceland deserves no mercy for their fate.


3 posted on 04/19/2010 7:59:52 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: Big Bureaucracy
When Mount St. Helens erupted, Jimmah Carter had this
idea to quench the eruption by print money and bombing
the volcano with the money.

He then wanted Mount St. Helens to be renamed the Magma Carter.

4 posted on 04/19/2010 8:04:34 AM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ((B.?) Hussein (Obama?Soetoro?Dunham?) Change America Will Die From.)
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To: Ingtar

Good one! - may I add it to the collection?


5 posted on 04/19/2010 8:21:02 AM PDT by Big Bureaucracy
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

great addition!


6 posted on 04/19/2010 8:21:59 AM PDT by Big Bureaucracy
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To: Big Bureaucracy

Has anyone blamed the volcano activity on W yet? Or have I just mised it?


7 posted on 04/19/2010 8:26:11 AM PDT by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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To: GreyFriar

There is a cap and trade joke in there somewhere, I am just not witty enough to put words to it.


8 posted on 04/19/2010 8:33:56 AM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights (Just another loony nationalistic egotist.)
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To: Big Bureaucracy

Surely.

Best video so far was of how to pronounce the name and how the newscasters were blowing it.


9 posted on 04/19/2010 8:34:36 AM PDT by Ingtar (Obama's favorite carol: Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me)
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To: Protect the Bill of Rights

A glacial melting joke as well.....


10 posted on 04/19/2010 8:34:52 AM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights (Just another loony nationalistic egotist.)
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To: GreyFriar

Of course it’s Bush’s fault! You didn’t know? /sarc


11 posted on 04/19/2010 8:37:45 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: Protect the Bill of Rights

Obama: at the Nuclear Summit we also made sure Iceland does not cap-and-trade the volcano to terrorists?

Is this working?


12 posted on 04/19/2010 9:19:23 AM PDT by Big Bureaucracy
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To: Big Bureaucracy

There you go!
It works!


13 posted on 04/19/2010 10:43:28 AM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights (Just another loony nationalistic egotist.)
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