VANITY: I need help coming up with a beer slogan

Self ^ | 10/4/09 | Self

[SilvieWaldorfMD]

Utilizing the words BEER and/or BREW, or a combination thereof.

This is for a contest taking place in my local college pub, of which I'm an alumni.

Muchas Gracias!

[SilvieWaldorfMD]

OUR BEER: NONE BETTER

[GeronL]

Whats the name of the pub?

[GeronL]

Brewtastic?

Tastes like piss! You don’t want to miss.

[SilvieWaldorfMD]

Biederman’s Deli.

[brewer1516]

We need specifics. What school? Details, details!

[savedbygrace]

If you win, what do WE get?

The answer better have the word BEER in it.

;-)

[SilvieWaldorfMD]

A gift certificate for $50, which I hope has no expiration date since I now live in MD and the school is in NH.

[GeronL]

The “Honest officer, we’re just a Deli” Beer

[SilvieWaldorfMD]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[nevergore]

“Beer, it’s just not for breakfast anymore.....”

[Yorlik803]

BEER..Not just for breakfast anymore.
BEER..the only proof you need of Gods love for mankind.
BEER...because drinking mirmosas durning the Superbowl is just plain Gay.

[DainBramage]

Best bar Slogan

Liqcour in the front, poker in the rear.

[Dysart]

Drink Our Beer Or Die!

[capt. norm]

An oldie:

The beer so light, the foam is on the bottom

[cc2k]

If you need a beer really bad, we brew a really bad beer. </sarcasm>

OK. Maybe marketing isn’t my strong suit.

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[savedbygrace]

Drink your beer here, but you won’t need the goggles.

(Accompanied by a silhouette of a curvy female.)

[Anima Mundi]

Totally BREWtal

[savedbygrace]

Beer, beer, the musical fruit . . .
No, that’s not right.

[cc2k]

SilvieWaldorfMD wrote:

This is for a contest taking place in my local college pub, of which I'm an alumni.

Wow, I’m an alumni of a few pubs. I never really thought of it that way, though. </sarcasm>

Such a target rich post, for something so brief.

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From the desk of cc2k:

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[Erik Latranyi]

Biederman’s Deli - the place for brews and chews.

[TheVitaminPress]

Barry Brew:

“Getting dumb people elected since 2008”

[frithguild]

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

[null and void]

Be der man!
Buy yer beer at
Biederman’s!

You owe me* if they license it...

(*10% of whatever they pay you for it)

[EternalVigilance]

Biederman’s Deli.

Try de Beir man.

[animal172]

Not Dartmouth! If you went to school there, you shouldn’t need a $50 gift certificate. On the other hand, considering the tuition you probably need all the financial help you can get.

BEER. The nectar of the Gods!
BEER. Nothing more than liquid bread.

[Chode]

mmm mmmm mmm beer...

[Ramius]

Life is too short to drink bad beer.

:-)

[EternalVigilance]

Dang. You beat me by forty seconds. :-)

[BluH2o]

Beer ... bringing ugly people together for over two thousand years.

[Equalizer]

This is Brew, Which a Witch would, Brew

[Ditter]

BEER THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS!

[animal172]

All I can add to that is AMEN!

[Trout35a]

Hello, longtime lurker here on board for the first time.

How about “Brew for your Belly at Biederman’s Deli”

[animal172]

You stole that from Schiltz. I remember that slogan from the 60’s. Those were the days......

[dfwgator]

“If you don’t drink our beer....F You!”

[SilvieWaldorfMD]

BEER...because drinking mirmosas durning the Superbowl is just plain Gay.

I think I'm just going to die laughing right now...

[animal172]

Welcome aboard. See even us evil conservatives have a sense of humor.

[null and void]

I like yours, although you misspelled bier...

[Equalizer]

How about,

Our Brew is,

mmm mmm mmm

[SilvieWaldorfMD]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[animal172]

BEER...because drinking mirmosas durning the Superbowl is just plain Gay.

I don’t care who you are. That’s funny.

[RegulatorCountry]

Biederman's - Just Better Beer, Man!

Alliteration tied to the brand name associates "better beer" with Biederman's. Colloquial language in a collegiate setting removes the stigma of being "marketed," of being too corporate.

It's simple and rather obvious, yes. But, the most effective, memorable slogans usually are.

[nufsed]

You're an alumni of the pub?

Beer: Until the change you hope for happens!

Beer: The final frontier.

Beer: Where life begins.

[SonAboveAnItch]

Our BEER is not a four-letter word!

[Revolting cat!]

WEE WEED UP WITH BEER!

[null and void]

You waited until today to sign up just so you could be the “10-4 good buddy”, dincha?

[cmsgop]

“DOES NOT TASTE LIKE A LOADED DIAPER”

[SilvieWaldorfMD]

The prize is a $50 gift certiicate.

[animal172]

You must be a proud member of F Troop.

[null and void]

Good one!