Posted on 07/10/2009 11:06:00 AM PDT by SvenWaring
Pennsylvanians: We've been slimed!
A strange, mucous-like slime trail that originated in Harrisburg and continued into central Pennsylvania a few days ago was caused by Governor Edward "G. Tax Me" Rendell, according to members of the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Protection cryptozoological clean-up team.
Originally, team members feared that it was the trail of a giant snail, not a gelatinous slimeball--or several of Rendell's cronies, said team leader Nick Draffenstoots.
"There is absolutely nothing to fear, at least from a toxicity standpoint," said Draffenstoots. "On the other hand, if you're afraid of living the rest of your days mired in a sewer pit of poverty, over-regulation and extreme taxation than, yeah, I guess maybe you do have something to fear."
(Excerpt) Read more at dotpenn.com ...
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