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President May Release Gitmo Prisoners in the U.S.
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 13 June 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/15/2009 11:31:14 PM PDT by John Semmens

Having notable difficulties in persuading foreign governments to take prisoners from Gitmo when it is closed, President Barack Obama is laying the groundwork for releasing some of them within the United States.

“Look, it’s been years since any of these prisoners has killed anyone, how do we know they’re ‘too dangerous’ to go free?” the President asked. “These years of good behavior behind bars shouldn’t go unrewarded. Besides, maybe releasing them in the United States will be the gesture of reconciliation that will change the tenor of our relationship with the Muslim world.”

The President is reported to be considering turning prisoners over to the custody of the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) if that organization is willing vouch for them.

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans; Religion
KEYWORDS: cair; gitmo; jihadis; satire

1 posted on 06/15/2009 11:31:15 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Why not release them to the Nation of Islam in Chicago as security guards/poll watchers.


2 posted on 06/15/2009 11:38:40 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (In memory of my father, Gunnery Sgt., USMC, WWII and Korea, 1925-2002)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Wonder how long the survival rate is for terrorists released into nations who know who they are?
I think they should stay in the WH with the Obama’s and then when this lame duck is out of the way they can live at his house in Chitown with him and his kin folk..they can look after them forever more.


3 posted on 06/16/2009 12:24:06 AM PDT by celtic gal (I think the democRATs should change their logo from a jackass to a RAT with a long tail.)
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To: John Semmens
He just threw the rule of law out the window.

Another affirmative action lumberhead with an assanine idea.

4 posted on 06/16/2009 12:45:25 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: knarf

Is this a joke? Did Obama really say that? Sounds too strange to be true. But hey, look at those Chinese Gitmo guys frolicking in the ocean in Bermuda. Looks like they’ll go “good” from now on, eh?? We should have known all along that exposure to our lovely culture would cure bad guy Muslim terrorists....but wait, don’t we have a few of our own home grown ones??


5 posted on 06/16/2009 1:37:52 AM PDT by hulagirl (Mother Theresa was right)
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To: John Semmens

Mornin’ John :-)


6 posted on 06/16/2009 3:38:32 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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