Secretary Of State Gives North Koreans 'Relaunch' Button (humor)

DotPenn.com ^ | 4-6-2009 | Sven Waring

[SvenWaring]

 

Unknown old North Korean woman waves at Hillary Clinton because both have similar hair-dos.

The U.S. State Department offered the North Korean leaders, its people and its people who are used as burros congratulations for a successful launch of an intercontinental ballistic missile that could be used to strike Japan and, hopefully, California.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton presented Kim Jong Il with a commemorative "Relaunch" button, as well as replicas that can be passed out to his people who will probably eat them. The Relaunch buttons are like the re-set buttons the Secretary gave Russian leaders, who also happen to be North Korea's staunchest allies.

"We believe that by passing on clever tchotchkes and knick-nacks with a pop culture twist, we can restore American prestige," said Clinton. "We feel it's also a way to protect our citizens from rogue nations, which we now refer to as overseas mentally-unstable contingency regimes."

[silverleaf]

excellent!

and.... no word yet from Hillary on why her blustering about the rocket launch and her diplomacy with the chinese FAILED

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Hillary wishes her hips were that small... ;^)

[Fast Moving Angel]

And the UN gives tacit approval to this ‘’relaunch’’ button by sitting on its collective hands and failing to act ...

[b4its2late]

Don't forget this Secretary of State:

[SvenWaring]

We do send out the most beautiful women to North Korea.