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You Don't Need To Die In Jihad To Get 72 Virgins...
Transsylvania Phoenix ^ | Transsylvania Phoenix

Posted on 03/24/2009 10:05:24 AM PDT by ElKafir

...when you can buy them at the auction, one by one: Romanian Babe Auctions Virginity . Read on

(Excerpt) Read more at transsylvaniaphoenix.blogspot.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: percea; prostitute; romanian; stupid

1 posted on 03/24/2009 10:05:25 AM PDT by ElKafir
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To: ElKafir

That’s why them ancient peoples were retarded for sacrificing virgins. HELLOOOOO? What a waste of chastity.


2 posted on 03/24/2009 10:07:02 AM PDT by exist
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To: ElKafir

yeah, but how many arabs have 360000 yurows? much more plausible for them to blow themselves up.

GRAPHIC WARNING: but all they get is burning sulphur for all eternity. http://sheikyermami.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/graphic_death.jpg


3 posted on 03/24/2009 10:13:19 AM PDT by chuck_the_tv_out
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To: ElKafir

You need to read on to the best part. The poster who found it adds this nugget:

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“I am from Romania so I have some insight I wold like to share with my readers:
Domnisoara (Engl. for Miss) Alina recommends herself as being a resident of the town of Caracal, Romania. Caracal is famous nationwide due to a traffic accident happened there at the beginning of the last Century. As the story goes, a Romanian prince decided to get rid of the stupidest, most imbecile subjects of his. After a nationwide IQ test was given to all citizens over 18, the people who scored the worst were rounded up and put in a horse drawn carriage. The driver was then given the order to drive the carriage filled with fools across the border and dump them in the neighboring Bulgaria. Kind of like dumping your trash in your neighbor yard when he’s not looking - if you know what I mean.
Long story short: a couple of days later the newspapers reported that somewhere very close to the Southern border in the town of Caracal the horses got spooked in stormy weather by thunders and the carriage filled with morons flipped in a ditch.
Nobody died in the accident; however none of the passengers made it back home because they were too stupid to do so. Instead, they settled down in Caracal where they married and procreated. So that’s how the town of Caracal is still famous to this day as the town where the carriage filled with stupid people flipped in a ditch.
I am not surprised at all reading that miss Alina is from Caracal. She seems to be a worthy heir of her exiled ancestors.”

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Nothing like a little added local color to add spice.


4 posted on 03/24/2009 10:18:47 AM PDT by sinanju
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To: ElKafir

Nothing new here: I remember some idiot in Britain doing the same thing a few years back, and supposedly some girl is doing the same in one of the “Houses” in Nevada. . .


5 posted on 03/24/2009 10:21:57 AM PDT by Salgak (Acme Lasers presents: The Energizer Border: I dare you to try and cross it. . .)
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To: ElKafir
I love the family guy episode when the bomber gets his 72 virgins, LOL


6 posted on 03/24/2009 10:24:57 AM PDT by edzo4 (NoBama 2012)
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To: ElKafir
This was a Romanian that knew how to handle muslims:
7 posted on 03/24/2009 10:33:43 AM PDT by sticker
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8 posted on 03/24/2009 10:36:27 AM PDT by peggybac ("A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own.")
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To: sticker

Vlad.
I named my son after him.


9 posted on 03/24/2009 10:47:28 AM PDT by ElKafir
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To: chuck_the_tv_out

The only good muslim is a dead muslim!

Mohhamed made me say that!


10 posted on 03/24/2009 11:00:22 AM PDT by devistate one four (Impatiently waiting for the next tea party! Tet '68)
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To: ElKafir

The real number is 100, of which 72 are virgins and the remaining 28 are little boys to sodomize.


11 posted on 03/24/2009 11:26:53 AM PDT by 2001convSVT ("Only Property Owners that pay taxes should have the right to Vote")
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To: peggybac
OR

This gal and her 71 sisters:


12 posted on 03/24/2009 11:30:54 AM PDT by Oatka ("A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves." –Bertrand de Jouvenel)
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To: Oatka

LOL, I love Miss Piggy.


13 posted on 03/24/2009 3:44:09 PM PDT by peggybac ("A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own.")
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To: ElKafir
Osama the Terrorist gets to heaven and is promptly punched by George Washington. Minutes later Thomas Jefferson walks up and kicks him in the groin. This is followed by punches from James Madison and James Monroe.

Patrick Henry and Henry Clay then approach Osama and start to lay into him when Osama throws up his hands and says "What in the name of Allah are you doing?!?"

That's when Robert E. Lee steps forward and says "You misunderstood - you get 72 Virginians."

14 posted on 03/24/2009 3:51:31 PM PDT by TexasNative2000 (I want President Obama AND his policies to fail.)
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