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DUmmie FUnnies 02-06-09 (Pied Piper Pitt Claims Obama's Lack of Leadership a Good Thing)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 6, 2009 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/06/2009 6:27:40 AM PST by PJ-Comix

William Rivers Pitt is making another desperate suckup bid to escape the kiddie's table of DUmmieland and join the adults at the Power Play Politics table. Perhaps Pitt has forgotten that it is only in the alternate universe where Karl Rove was indicted on May 12, 2006 and he was hailed for breaking that story along with Jason Leopold. Yes, in that alternate universe Pitt would now be holding court in fancy Boston restaurants and be appearing regularly as a guest pundit on MSNBC. Instead, harsh cold reality has condemned him to sit FOREVER at the DUmmieland kiddie table spinning nonsense. And the latest bit of Pitt nonsense is his absurd claim that it is a GOOD thing that Obama is unable to show leadership on "his" stimulus package (which was actually written by Nancy Pelosi). Yes, Barack Obama's party has large majorities in both houses of Congress yet The One is having big problems getting his legislation passed. Remember Ronald Reagan? In 1981, even though he lacked a majority in Congress, he still was able to convince enough Democrats to cross over and pass his tax cut bill. Obama couldn't even get ONE Republican to vote for his (Pelosi's) stimulus pork package. Not at all a show of leadership but to Pitt that is a good thing as you can see in his THREAD titled, "We're watching a President get manhandled by Congress. Long time since we've seen the like." As I am typing this, even Chris "Leg Thrill" Matthews is slamming his beloved Barack for being unable to sell the pork package to the public. However, this is all just so wonderful for the clueless Pitt who once again proves himself to be unerringly wrong. So let us now watch Pitt pathetically suck up to Obama who WON'T be giving him a political job in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who notes that Obama looked like he desperately needed a cigarette during his Anger Management speech last night, is in the [barackets]:

We're watching a President get manhandled by Congress. Long time since we've seen the like.

[Yes. We've never seen the like since the inept times of Jimmy Carter.]

We spent six years with a president who could ram whatever he wanted through congress. He had Hastert and Frist and DeLay, we had a bag of doorknobs and a lot of deep sighs. We spent the next two years watching the GOP minority filibuster everything in Congress except the sink in the men's room. Again, doorknobs and sighs.

[Damn that George Bush for being so politically skilled.]

It was the utterly imperial nature of the Bush presidency that I loathed and feared the most. He did great damage to the constitution, and I have been deeply afraid he may have irreparably undone the separation of powers doctrine. He ignored subpoenas, spied on everyone, lied us into wars...know what? F*ck it, I'm not writing all that shit again, you know full well what he did.

[How about writing about your Karl Rove indictment hoax even ONCE?]

An imperial presidency is anathema to the rule of constitutional law in America, but that's what we had. The Executive, flush with vastly expanded and not yet legally challenged powers, was handed to Obama, and I've been waiting to see what happens next.

[What happened next is that Obama discovered that the presidency is more than just some FUn job of riding around in Air Force One. It is a high pressure job where you have to show skillful LEADERSHIP. Not FUn.]

And in a weird way, all this bedlam around the stimulus is a tonic.

[Woo! Hoo! Obama's lack of leadership skills is just so wuuunderful!!!]

Think about it.

[Even better...Laugh about it.]

The Executive Branch is getting kicked around by the Legislative Branch.

[Despite having large majorities in the Legislative Branch. And Pitt spins this as a positive thing. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

Wha?

[Waa!]

A year ago, we'd have been dancing in the streets. Right?

[That was then. This is now.]

This thing will pass in whatever form, and smart money says we'll be seeing Stimulus II coming to a theater near you at some point. Everybody in the House, the Senate and the White House got all geeked up because the whole government just got turned inside out. They got spooked by the lights, and the Republicans have ALWAYS been better at the to-the-knife media warfare than us. A lot of the stuff getting cut will come back again in different legislation.

[Democrats have large majorities in both houses of Congress and Obama STILL can't get it passed. For Pitt this is cause for celebration. Yippeee!!! Our president is politically inept! Woo! Hoo!]

The Executive Branch is getting kicked around by the Legislative Branch. It'll pass, but the separation of powers is in effect. That gladdens me. deeply.

[Why don't you tell Obama how happy you are over his ineptitude? That should make him feel better.]

Buy the ticket, take the ride.

[...to Bukowski's to watch Pitt perform his comedy act. And now on to the DUmmie Peanut Gallery...]

For good or bad when it comes right down to it they are all our guys.

[So why can't they get anything done.]

Where was all this when bush was around? Or was everybody just too busy genuflecting to notice?

[Only in the DUmmie alternate universe was Congress automatically genuflecting to Bush.]

Gotta admit it - I wish Obama would have grabbed some of the power left to The Executive, and jammed the stimulus package down Congress's throat before anybody had a chance to get used to their new positioning. So I have a double standard. So I have no interest in this bipartisan shit as long as republi-CONS are still trying to kick stand in our guys' faces. So all I want to give the republi-CONS is a knuckle sandwich. So what if all I want at this point is payback and tit-for-tat?

[A DUmmie purveyor of the Pelosi attitude which is why the pork package got NO Republican votes in Congress.]

Our President is in a world of hurt. Pelosi refused to impeach and now she sits on her throne shooting the beaver to the rest of us. Sorry but this is way out of control.

[Does her beaver smoke cigars too?]

How do we get rid of them? Can the president fire them, or are they there no matter what? If there is a way, I would love to see them go!

[Of course. Aren't you familiar with that constituional amendment giving the president the right to fire members of congress?]

I don't understand what you think she's doing wrong. The bill passed the House right? And Reid says he has the votes and they're going to vote tonight. That's good, right?

[Nope. No midnight oil burnt last night and not enough votes for passage in the Senate despite earlier assurances from Dingy Harry.]

Obama will not be able to ignore the war crimes. He will have to address them. Time will tell.

[In just another 24 business hours.]

And I think Pres. Obama welcomes the legislative tug-o-war, as part and parcel of the process.

[Showing ineptitude is all part of the grand plan.]

hey're cutting a deal to whallop most of the $150 billion in education funding off the end of this thing. The tax cuts are all staying. We'll get the education funding in Stimulus II, I pray, but don't pretend Congress didn't run this thing through a thresher. They did.

[Pitt admits that Stimulus I doesn't have a chance so now its on to Stimulus II already.]

I wish I could see it in such a positive way as you do, Will...but I don't. I hope your interpretation turns out to be the correct one.

[Translation: I wish I could see Obama's utter ineptitude as a positive thing but I just can't. I do hope your divorced from reality interpretation turns out to be the correct one.]

Who said it was positive? It just is.

[It all depends on what your definition of is is.]

But the only way to ensure that the "Imperial Presidency" never comes back to haunt us in the future is to prosecute those who broke the law, and violated the Constitution.

[Obama is flopping bigtime and the DUmmies still have themselves focused on The Hague.]

As always, the Democrats allow the republicans to force the Dems to eat their own.

[More like stand back and watch the Dems eat their own. Oh, and how is Pelosi's beaver doing?]


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KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; williampitt
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I think I know why Kevin Spacey showed up at Bukowski's a couple of years ago when the Pied Piper invited him to his apartment. I think Spacey was in Boston to film "21." It was released a year ago so the filming of the Boston scenes could have taken place then. I watched "21" last night. Good movie. About college kids counting cards in Las Vegas. Kevin Spacey played the Harvard prof who organized that team. A highly fictionalized story based on what happened.
1 posted on 02/06/2009 6:27:40 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 02/06/2009 6:28:40 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Comedy is not pretty...most of the time)
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To: PJ-Comix

IN by ten.


3 posted on 02/06/2009 6:30:24 AM PST by techcor (I hope Obama succeeds... in becoming a one term president.)
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To: screaminsunshine

In by ten
(five business)


5 posted on 02/06/2009 6:33:56 AM PST by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: PJ-Comix

Just the latest exercise of Obama Newsspeak. Every failure of Obama will be spun as a success. Every weakness of The One will be portrayed as a strength. Good is bad, war is peace, up is down, day is night, you know. Get with the program already. If not, it’s Room 101 for you...


6 posted on 02/06/2009 6:34:25 AM PST by chimera
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To: PJ-Comix

[Does her beaver smoke cigars too?]

Hahahaha...


7 posted on 02/06/2009 6:35:12 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: chimera

The age of insanity has begun.


8 posted on 02/06/2009 6:41:55 AM PST by jveritas (God Bless our brave troops)
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To: PJ-Comix

What the heck is this Pitt guy on?

I ask because I work two blocks away from Bukowski’s, so I want in!


9 posted on 02/06/2009 6:42:57 AM PST by Darkwolf377 (Pro-Life Capitalist American Atheist and Free-Speech Junkie)
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To: PJ-Comix
And in a weird way, all this bedlam around the stimulus is a tonic.

Rationalization is the first step on the road to recovery. Unfortunately, Spitt has a longstanding tendency to wander off the path in search of his own mythical greatness.
10 posted on 02/06/2009 6:43:14 AM PST by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top something!


11 posted on 02/06/2009 6:43:28 AM PST by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: screaminsunshine
"Coons have invaded the White House and are evading capture."

So much for the Democrat "love for nature."
12 posted on 02/06/2009 6:48:53 AM PST by indcons (An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.)
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To: indcons

They put out traps but the coons are not taking the bait.


13 posted on 02/06/2009 6:50:52 AM PST by screaminsunshine (f)
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To: PJ-Comix
Pelosi refused to impeach and now she sits on her throne shooting the beaver to the rest of us.

Thanks to that mental image, I lost my appetite for a month.
14 posted on 02/06/2009 6:52:20 AM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Darkwolf377
What the heck is this Pitt guy on?

Whatever it is, even Hunter S. Thompson would have avoided it like the plague.
15 posted on 02/06/2009 6:54:48 AM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: screaminsunshine

“Gotta make them traps smell like coons” Said the professional trapper quoted in the article.


16 posted on 02/06/2009 6:54:58 AM PST by listenhillary (Rahm Emmanuel slip - A crisis is a terrible thing to waste.)
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To: Army Air Corps

Seriously, how long did this guy spend coming up with this Alice in Wonderland logic of his?

If we’re ever attacked again, he will write about how it’s a sign that George Bush did so much damage that even Obama can’t repair it, and we should be sure to give him another term to finish the job.


17 posted on 02/06/2009 6:57:08 AM PST by Darkwolf377 (Pro-Life Capitalist American Atheist and Free-Speech Junkie)
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To: screaminsunshine

Okay, enough with that already.


18 posted on 02/06/2009 6:57:16 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Comedy is not pretty...most of the time)
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To: PJ-Comix

Beavers and coons mentioned in a Pitt DU thread? I see no problem here. ;/


19 posted on 02/06/2009 6:58:39 AM PST by listenhillary (Rahm Emmanuel slip - A crisis is a terrible thing to waste.)
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To: Darkwolf377

Oh, it is a given that the “Blame Bush” meme will appear once more. That much is given. By the way, did you catch the Angry Emperor’s speech last night? Sheesh, he came across as a mix of petulant child and scowling teacher delivering a lecture whilst whinging. What a putz.


20 posted on 02/06/2009 7:01:46 AM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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