[John Semmens]

ping

[i_dont_chat]

Dudes, it’s satire.

[tioga]

very clever....

[LottieDah]

The relief package is going to be delivered in a plain brown wrapper!

[Lokibob]

How do you say stimulate the economy?

Very good John.

.....Bob

[tbpiper]

Well, if it was ‘Boys Gone Wild’, Barney Frank would be all over it.

[dynachrome]

“...Larry has some confidential information that many in Congress might find especially persuasive.”

hehe. Truth there.

[NRA2BFree]

Besides, Larry has some confidential information that many in Congress might find especially persuasive.”

Guess we'll know who they are when they push for this bailout. LOL!

[melt]

LOL!

[rockinqsranch]

Thanks for the ping John. Read them all. Excellent satire as usual. We chuckled at the truths in them all.

[EagleUSA]

Satire for sure :-) -— The day the porn mob runs out of money, man will have been extinct for some time :-)

[jazusamo]

Very good, John, thanks for the ping. :)

[PennsylvaniaMom]

John...you're killing me. 'CNN spokesperson, Bea Smurch...'

May I suggest her PMSNBC counterpart...Ima Browne-Nozar?

;) PaMom

[aquila48]

John, must be getting tougher and tougher to do parody with real life as competition...

[uptoolate]

In related news, it has been disclosed that Barack’s 71-year-old mother-in-law, Marian Robinson, will be residing with him and his family in the White House. “I’m going to keep an eye on him and try to make sure he doesn’t go smoking crack or hang out with hoodlums like he did in Chicago,” Robinson declared. “After all, he is president now and a lot more people will be out to make him look bad and bring him down.”

Ohhh. That's gonna leave a mark. HeHe.

[Impy]

” hard economic times”

Or flaccid.

“Massa’s boast wasn’t true to the facts, though. The 282-mile distance between the congressman’s district and Washington exceeds the 200-mile range of the car and there are no refueling locations along the way. The trip was managed by abandoning the first car in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania and continuing in a second identical car. Both fuel-cell cars ultimately had to be towed back to their points of origin.”

:D

[imintrouble]

Great satire - thanks for a much needed laugh this morning!

Look forward to more of your ‘serious nooz’....

Trouble

[mcar]

Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis and Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt say they have sent letters to Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson and Representative Henry Waxman (D-Calif.) asking for $5 billion.

Geeeez, at least Playboy had an interview with Milton Friedman.

[ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas]

CNN Explains Inclusion of Sarah Palin in List of 2008’s Disgraced Politicians

Since they later removed Palin from the list, there is an opportunity to expand this article to explain why they included her and then removed her from the list.

Does anybody have the old cached web page that included Palin among the "disgraced?"

[smokingfrog]

Personally, I think we need to nationalize the porn industry.
(Oh, never mind. We already have that. It's called CONGRESS.)