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Madoff Tapped To Head Social Security Administration
Rantz and Reckonings ^ | 12/18/2008 | Skarbutt

Posted on 12/18/2008 5:26:15 AM PST by inpajamas

President Elect Obama announced the selection today of Bernard L. Madoff to head up the Social Security Administration. The pick came as a surprise to some, who would consider a resent scandal in which Madoff was implicated in the financial sector, a disqualifying factor.

A spokesman for the incoming administration defended the pick saying that, “No one has been convicted yet, and, in any event, there is nothing here that a pardon cannot remedy.”

Other critics were quick to point out the role of Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich’s role as an adviser in the selection process, expressing fears that money may have changed hands for the appointment.

Rahm Emmanuel, who also worked with Blagojevich in the selection process, dismissed the criticism as partisan, citing Madoff’s experience as a primary factor for the choice.

“No one, and I mean, no one, has more expertise or understands the system better than Madoff - And I think he has the record to prove that!” Emmanuel said.

He continued by pointing out that if Madoff was able to keep his organization afloat for so long, relying solely on the money of investors, "Imagine what he can do in a system where he will have access to an almost unlimited supply of tax dollars."

Emmanuel also went on to say that no other candidate had worked a system that had so much in common with the way social security worked, and that any differences actually worked in Madoff’s favor.

The White House refused to comment on the appointment.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: corruption; madoff; obama; satire
Okay - So it isn't quite this blatant yet, but it just about captures the spirit of the truth as to what takes place in Washington.
1 posted on 12/18/2008 5:26:17 AM PST by inpajamas
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To: inpajamas

Only if he changes his name to honor that economic genius
Carlo Ponzi.


2 posted on 12/18/2008 5:30:05 AM PST by Dr. Ursus
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To: inpajamas

Read the topics. HUMOR.

Don’t spill the coffee on the keyboard.

Defeatist humor?


3 posted on 12/18/2008 5:31:14 AM PST by HighlyOpinionated (Cultural conditions, not gun laws, are the most important factors in a nation's crime rate.)
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To: inpajamas

Excellent!!!


4 posted on 12/18/2008 5:33:21 AM PST by NonValueAdded (once you get to really know people, there are always better reasons than [race] for despising them.)
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To: inpajamas

Actually, I’m recommending that Fitz add a charge of plagiarism to Madoff’s indictment. After all, Madoff COPIED the Social Security scheme, did he not?


5 posted on 12/18/2008 5:36:18 AM PST by NonValueAdded (once you get to really know people, there are always better reasons than [race] for despising them.)
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To: inpajamas

Yeah, making money disappear is the government’s function and right. No competition allowed.


6 posted on 12/18/2008 5:39:19 AM PST by all the best
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To: inpajamas

There was a millisecond that I believed it. Save your cash to burn it this winter...


7 posted on 12/18/2008 5:39:41 AM PST by allmost
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To: inpajamas
no other candidate had worked a system that had so much in common with the way social security worked

LOL.

8 posted on 12/18/2008 5:52:00 AM PST by cmj328 (Filibuster FOCA or lose reelection)
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To: inpajamas
“No one has been convicted yet, and, in any event, there is nothing here that a pardon cannot remedy.”

Translation - "IGNORE that man behind the curtain!!!!

I said it in an earlier post and I'll reiterate it here - the more of this stuff I see from the Obamessiah, the more I'm starting to agree that his administration will be the most corrupt and scandal-ridden in history!!! Start thinking African potentate and you'll begin to get the picture of what's ahead of us.

9 posted on 12/18/2008 6:26:28 AM PST by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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In today's Wall Street Journal, a writer informes the readers that Madoff's name is pronounced "MADE-off".

As in "Bernie made off with the money."

10 posted on 12/18/2008 6:38:07 AM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: Dr. Ursus
Only if he changes his name to honor that economic genius Carlo Franklin Delano Ponzi.
11 posted on 12/18/2008 10:50:12 AM PST by JohnLongIsland
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