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Voters Warned Not to Oust Murtha
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 25 Oct 2008 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/27/2008 10:55:59 AM PDT by John Semmens

Amid polls indicating that his characterization of Pennsylvania voters as “racist rednecks” may cost Representative John Murtha (D-Pa.) his long-held seat in congress, presumptive president-elect, Senator Obama urged voters to “seriously consider the consequences before taking this drastic step.”

“Should the bitter voters of the Pennsylvania backwoods reject this great American, I will find a place for him in my administration,” Obama promised.

The Illinois senator hinted that Murtha might well end up as Secretary of Defense “where he can preside over the trials of American war criminals who have been killing innocent women and children in Iraq.”

(Excerpt) Read more at azconservative.org ...


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: blacklibtheology; communism; democrats; islam; marxist; militant; muslim; obama; pennsylvania; satire; stalin

1 posted on 10/27/2008 10:56:03 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

AZConservative it too close to the truth to be satire


2 posted on 10/27/2008 10:57:31 AM PDT by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
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To: John Semmens

Sounds like a threat to me!


3 posted on 10/27/2008 10:57:42 AM PDT by longhorn too
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To: John Semmens

So now Obama is resorting to threats? Big surprise there ... not.


4 posted on 10/27/2008 10:58:14 AM PDT by al_c (Avoid the consequences of erudite vernacular utilized irrespective of necessity)
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To: John Semmens

How hard is it to write satire that becomes truth a week later?


5 posted on 10/27/2008 10:59:19 AM PDT by Crazieman (If CON is the opposite of PRO, what is the opposite of PROGRESS?)
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To: John Semmens
Yeah obammma offer him your White House press secretary
6 posted on 10/27/2008 10:59:27 AM PDT by shadeaud (Let's git er done)
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To: John Semmens

I’d hate to think the Damage that could be done if Lardass Murtha was to go back to Pennsylvania, with Nothing to do!


7 posted on 10/27/2008 11:00:22 AM PDT by gwilhelm56 (Orwell's 1984 - to Conservatives a WARNING, to Liberals - a TEXTBOOK)
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To: al_c

This is a free country. If the voters feel as though they have been treated unfairly, then they are free to vote their representative out of office. Mr. Obama has no right to weigh in on this and sound like he is threating against such action.


8 posted on 10/27/2008 11:02:26 AM PDT by Swingj (Link to Islip in Newsday)
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To: John Semmens

I dont think Obama actually said any of those things


9 posted on 10/27/2008 11:04:06 AM PDT by Jmerzio
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To: Swingj

satire satire satire satire satire.......

[though unfortunately it has the ring of plausibility and it might as well be true]


10 posted on 10/27/2008 11:04:42 AM PDT by Enchante (The real "bitter clingers" are on the LEFT -- ranting Obamabots clinging to delusions!!)
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To: John Semmens

And what is there to prevent Obama’s giving Murtha a position in his administration if he “does” win?


11 posted on 10/27/2008 11:15:34 AM PDT by davisfh ( Islam is a very serious mental illness)
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To: John Semmens

He needs more time. He hasn’t called his constituents Nazi’s, fag haters, or Holy rollers yet.


12 posted on 10/27/2008 11:19:41 AM PDT by LeonardFMason
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To: longhorn too

Sounds like we need a new ad in Pennsylvania. Obama promises to override the will of the people.

This is how Muslims work. Take it by force or fear.


13 posted on 10/27/2008 11:23:12 AM PDT by 1035rep
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To: John Semmens
Youtube - OBAMA SAYS CONSTITUTION DEEP FLAW CONTINUES TODAY



Marxist


14 posted on 10/27/2008 11:23:14 AM PDT by Fred (The Democrat Party is the Nadir of Nihilism and OBAMA IS A MARXIST)
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well then! I guess you'll both have to be given the boot.

That works for me!

15 posted on 10/27/2008 11:25:52 AM PDT by Cheapskate (Play loud and carry BIG sticks!)
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To: John Semmens

While probably true, we all realize here that if enough backwoods rednecks show up to turn out Murtha, there won’t be an Obama administration.


16 posted on 10/27/2008 11:26:38 AM PDT by Tanniker Smith (Teachers open the door. It's up to you to enter. Before the late bell. When I close the door.)
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To: Tanniker Smith

Go rednecks! We love you guys!!


17 posted on 10/27/2008 11:28:42 AM PDT by 1035rep
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To: John Semmens

That’s your personal rant, go stuff it!!!


18 posted on 10/27/2008 11:31:10 AM PDT by dalereed
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To: John Semmens

The great problem we have is that the left’s behavior and rhetoric is not inconsistent with what we consider material for satire.

No one would have believed a piece of satire displaying a congressman in a re-election campaign describing his constituents as racist rednecks. It would have been past the point of credulity


19 posted on 10/27/2008 11:32:25 AM PDT by rbbeachkid (When is enough enough?)
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