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Look out, Chuck Norris! funny (but positive) Sarah Palin site
Sarah Palin Fact s ^
| 8/29/08
| Sarah Palin Facts
Posted on 08/30/2008 9:28:50 AM PDT by NewJerseyJoe
A Sarah Palin-style riff on the "Chuck Norris facts." Check it out: http://www.palinfacts.com
Samples:
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin would have just had an Eagle drop the Ring into Mount Doom. Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin will send Biden a pre-debate cheat sheet. The sheet will have tips on defending against Kung Fu Death Grip.
TOPICS: Government; Humor
KEYWORDS: chucknorris; chucknorrisfacts; palin; sarahpalin
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To: NewJerseyJoe
Palin rocks!
To: NewJerseyJoe
my favorite
“Sarah Palin drives a Zamboni to work”.
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posted on
08/30/2008 9:33:08 AM PDT
by
Texas4ever
(Anything off the dollar menu :))
To: NewJerseyJoe
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is the “other” whom Yoda spoke about.
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posted on
08/30/2008 9:33:22 AM PDT
by
Clock King
(Under revision...)
To: Roscoe Karns; cardinal4
Sure looks like a photoshop of our own Katherine Harris’ famous equestrienne shot on her horse, transposed on to Br’er Moose.
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posted on
08/30/2008 9:36:46 AM PDT
by
Ax
To: Roscoe Karns
I recognized the boots. Yeah thats it, the boots!
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posted on
08/30/2008 9:39:45 AM PDT
by
OldEagle
To: OldEagle
Looks like someone else recognized those boots.
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posted on
08/30/2008 9:40:49 AM PDT
by
OldEagle
To: NewJerseyJoe
Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience.
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posted on
08/30/2008 9:41:46 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(The trouble isn't that there are too many fools, but that the lightning isn't distributed right)
To: Roscoe Karns
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posted on
08/30/2008 9:42:27 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(The trouble isn't that there are too many fools, but that the lightning isn't distributed right)
To: NewJerseyJoe
The one about the polar ice caps was good. Turns out global warming is not man-made, it’s from Sarah Palin.
(and my wife, too)
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posted on
08/30/2008 9:46:23 AM PDT
by
reasonisfaith
(Reaganism lives--take a look at Sarah Palin)
To: OldEagle
Just keep her out of Bill clintons site
To: NewJerseyJoe
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posted on
08/30/2008 9:47:51 AM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: NewJerseyJoe
I just saw this t-shirt at cafepress.com....
To: Lady Jag
Because THE WORLD needs a spanking!
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posted on
08/30/2008 9:48:59 AM PDT
by
OldEagle
To: NewJerseyJoe
Sarah Palin knit Beijing's Bird's Nest olympic stadium from her own nerves of steel. The Chinese offered to pay her, but she refused their filthy red lucre.
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posted on
08/30/2008 9:50:21 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(Why is the Democrat party so damn sexist?)
To: NewJerseyJoe
Sarah Palin’s goes to 11.
Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt moose. She just throws the bullet herself.
Sarah Palin really does walk on water.
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posted on
08/30/2008 9:52:24 AM PDT
by
nhoward14
(Sarah Palin: She is the "other one" Yoda was talking about)
To: retrokitten; NewJerseyJoe
I want that shirt!
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posted on
08/30/2008 9:53:13 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(The trouble isn't that there are too many fools, but that the lightning isn't distributed right)
To: OldEagle
There isn't much she hasn't done. "She Spanks the World, She Spanks the People" is a good title for a song.
The dear even shoots deer though her favorite dish is moose stew.
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posted on
08/30/2008 9:58:23 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(The trouble isn't that there are too many fools, but that the lightning isn't distributed right)
To: Roscoe Karns
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posted on
08/30/2008 10:10:58 AM PDT
by
ryan71
(McCain/Palin 08)
To: OldEagle
I recognized the photo of our dear Ms. Harris, but it was not the boots.
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posted on
08/30/2008 10:12:12 AM PDT
by
Sunnyflorida
(McCain 08 -- I've been Palin-ated. Gotta luv that woman.)
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