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DUmmie FUnnies 08-15-08 ("The Edwards Disaster Is Not Going Away")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 15, 2008 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/15/2008 5:06:38 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: Purrcival
A recent one that comes to mind is a discussion of how PJ should prepare the $1.25 duck that he bought at his bargain-basement market that he frequents.

Speaking of that market. This morning I bought 4 large pizzas for a grand total of 5 bucks. 2 Tombstone pizzas and 2 Freschetta Brick Oven pizzas. Of course I cheated. I showed up there yesterday and hid the 4 pizzas underneath a pile of frozen vegetables. Then this morning when everyone made a mad dash to the meat freezer, I went to the little noticed frozen vegetables freezer and retrieved the 4 pizzas. Hee! Hee!

101 posted on 08/16/2008 12:55:59 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Thanks. I'm practicing my celebration dance for Denver.


102 posted on 08/16/2008 1:00:21 PM PDT by They'reGone2000 (And I DON'T want to have to change my name to They'reBack2008!)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson
I awoke at 6:00 AM with the following song lyrics running through me head.

“Hello Muddah,
Hello Fattah,
Here I am at,
Camp Obama”

etc,

I'm sure you can do MUCH better....

I release all rights, copyrights, etc.

Gopher it!

103 posted on 08/16/2008 2:09:36 PM PDT by MindBender26 (Leftists stop arguing when they see your patriotism, your logic, your CAR-15 and your block of C4.)
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To: MindBender26; PJ-Comix
Already did that long ago!

HELLO DADDY, HELLO MAMA (A Letter from Camp Obama)
Tune: "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (A Letter from Camp)" Original

Hello Daddy
Hello Mama
Here I am at
Camp Obama
Camp's as pretty
As a painting
And they say we'll have some fun if we stop fainting

Our Barack has
Gifts of healing
Stevie Wonder's
Out four-wheeling
I met Oprah
Over dinner
Since she's been here she's got thirteen inches thinner

All the campers
Drink the Kool-Aid
That the counselors
At the school made
This is change we
Can believe in
'Cause the campers who come in here won't be leavin'

Now I just thought
I should buy ya
A small bust of
Our Messiah
You can put it
On your dashboard
It will guide and guard your car so it won't crash more

Yes we can!
Oh Daddy, Mama!
Yes we can!
I love Obama!
Don't tell me
I ought to find out facts
Of how
He plans to spend and tax

Yes we can!
I promise he will
Heal the holes
That cause the problems
In our souls
Oh please don't make me say
Just how--
He'll find a way

Got to stop now
Looks like we're through
Camp Obama
Has a curfew
Every day it's
Early rising
After "Washing of the Brains" it's "Plagiarizing"

Wait a minute
What's this gabbin'
Two new campers
In our cabin
See their nametags
Read the printin'
Seems the campers' names are Bill and Chelsea Clinton!

104 posted on 08/16/2008 2:21:42 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Adventures in Parodies.)
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To: Purrcival
Watching Mom's reaction is the icing on the cake. (I want to pinch her cheek!)

Keeping fingers crossed for Gold #8 tonight!

105 posted on 08/16/2008 2:51:47 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: PJ-Comix
Edwards is such a transparent hypocrite I am truly amazed that anyone who takes himself and his politics seriously can admit to ever admiring Edwards.
106 posted on 08/16/2008 3:00:29 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (His Negritude has made his negritude the central theme of this campaign)
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To: PJ-Comix
I showed up there yesterday and hid the 4 pizzas underneath a pile of frozen vegetables. Then this morning when everyone made a mad dash to the meat freezer, I went to the little noticed frozen vegetables freezer and retrieved the 4 pizzas. Hee! Hee!

OK, I guess I don't know how your market works, so the above begs the question: Why did you have to hide the pizzas yesterday, rather than just buying them? I assume you had a good reason for this clever move.

107 posted on 08/16/2008 9:57:46 PM PDT by Purrcival (Sign the petition at http://www.callbackcongress.com/)
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To: franksolich
Here's a new DUmmie thread you might want to keep an eye on.

DUmmie "progressoid" claims he MIGHT move to Canada. (Post#35)

DUmmie "Yavin4" says, "I too will move out of this country if McCain wins, and next month, I take my first big step." (#22)

DUmmie "LonelyLRLiberal" responds to above, "I've sworn to give up and leave the country too.." (#51)

The thread was started by a guy with only 43 posts under his belt so he might possibly be a troll. --and no it wasn't me. :)

108 posted on 08/17/2008 12:53:11 AM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Roscoe Karns

Our esteemed colleague from down there in Australia found those, too, sir, among others, and I expect the screencaps will be posted on that ASHERH—er, FRANKSOLICH ANNOUNCEMENT—thread by sometime later today.

Given the performances at the confrontation last night, it seems to me it might be a good idea for the primitives to start pulling the luggage out of the attic.


109 posted on 08/17/2008 5:47:58 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in Service to Humanity)
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To: PJ-Comix
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Rielle Hunter photo (source unknown)

110 posted on 08/17/2008 6:34:30 PM PDT by SilvieWaldorfMD (Airlines can take their $15-per-checked-bag surcharge and shove it!)
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