Posted on 08/15/2008 5:06:38 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Speaking of that market. This morning I bought 4 large pizzas for a grand total of 5 bucks. 2 Tombstone pizzas and 2 Freschetta Brick Oven pizzas. Of course I cheated. I showed up there yesterday and hid the 4 pizzas underneath a pile of frozen vegetables. Then this morning when everyone made a mad dash to the meat freezer, I went to the little noticed frozen vegetables freezer and retrieved the 4 pizzas. Hee! Hee!
“Hello Muddah,
Hello Fattah,
Here I am at,
Camp Obama”
etc,
I'm sure you can do MUCH better....
I release all rights, copyrights, etc.
Gopher it!
HELLO DADDY, HELLO MAMA (A Letter from Camp Obama)
Tune: "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (A Letter from Camp)" Original
Hello Daddy
Hello Mama
Here I am at
Camp Obama
Camp's as pretty
As a painting
And they say we'll have some fun if we stop fainting
Our Barack has
Gifts of healing
Stevie Wonder's
Out four-wheeling
I met Oprah
Over dinner
Since she's been here she's got thirteen inches thinner
All the campers
Drink the Kool-Aid
That the counselors
At the school made
This is change we
Can believe in
'Cause the campers who come in here won't be leavin'
Now I just thought
I should buy ya
A small bust of
Our Messiah
You can put it
On your dashboard
It will guide and guard your car so it won't crash more
Yes we can!
Oh Daddy, Mama!
Yes we can!
I love Obama!
Don't tell me
I ought to find out facts
Of how
He plans to spend and tax
Yes we can!
I promise he will
Heal the holes
That cause the problems
In our souls
Oh please don't make me say
Just how--
He'll find a way
Got to stop now
Looks like we're through
Camp Obama
Has a curfew
Every day it's
Early rising
After "Washing of the Brains" it's "Plagiarizing"
Wait a minute
What's this gabbin'
Two new campers
In our cabin
See their nametags
Read the printin'
Seems the campers' names are Bill and Chelsea Clinton!
Keeping fingers crossed for Gold #8 tonight!
OK, I guess I don't know how your market works, so the above begs the question: Why did you have to hide the pizzas yesterday, rather than just buying them? I assume you had a good reason for this clever move.
DUmmie "progressoid" claims he MIGHT move to Canada. (Post#35)
DUmmie "Yavin4" says, "I too will move out of this country if McCain wins, and next month, I take my first big step." (#22)
DUmmie "LonelyLRLiberal" responds to above, "I've sworn to give up and leave the country too.." (#51)
The thread was started by a guy with only 43 posts under his belt so he might possibly be a troll. --and no it wasn't me. :)
Our esteemed colleague from down there in Australia found those, too, sir, among others, and I expect the screencaps will be posted on that ASHERH—er, FRANKSOLICH ANNOUNCEMENT—thread by sometime later today.
Given the performances at the confrontation last night, it seems to me it might be a good idea for the primitives to start pulling the luggage out of the attic.
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