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DUmmie FUnnies 08-15-08 ("The Edwards Disaster Is Not Going Away")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 15, 2008 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/15/2008 5:06:38 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!! NOT GOING TO HEAR IT!!! HANDS OVER MY EARS! That is the attitude of the KOmmies to another KOmmie who had the Kewpie Doll moment of posting that the Edwards scandal disaster is NOT going away as you can see in this THREAD titled "The Edwards Disaster Is Not Going Away." In fact, with the way the National Enquirer is releasing the information on this scandal, it threatens to overshadow the Democrat convention. The big money man at the center of the John Edwards scandal, Fred Baron, is also a big fundraiser for Barack Obama. Also this scandal has just made the Hillary people even angrier since they are sure that if John Edwards had to sense to withdraw from the presidential race due to the affair hanging over him, then Hillary would have won since he wouldn't have drained votes from her in the Iowa caucuses. So let us now watch the KOmmies put their hands over their ears responding to the bad news in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, looking forward to each and every issue of the National Enquirer over the next few weeks, is in the [brackets]:

The Edwards Disaster Is Not Going Away.

[Don't want to hear it! LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!!]

It’s getting worse, and it can cast a pall over the Democratic convention and our nominee.

[Hee! Hee!]

If there’s one thing we learned about John Edwards watching Rielle Hunter’s video of the candidate reveling in his belief in himself as bullshitter-par-excellence, it’s that this man has no problem lying - even when he’s "leveling."

[He was lying before but now he is really, really telling us the truth .....BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!]

In Edwards’ bizarre ABC interview intended to damage-control the fiasco, his cavalier and downright creepy lying only opened up the door for further investigation, and his story stinks to high heavens. Most disturbing of all (and dangerous to the rest of our party) are the obvious questions of where Edwards got all the money to bankroll his affair with Hunter.

[His money man, Fred Baron, totally on his own and without any instructions from Edwards whatsover made big bucks monthly payments to Rielle Hunter and the "father" of her love child, Andrew Young, along with paying for mansion rent. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

Now the publication that broke and followed this story, that Edwards called "completely untrue" and "tabloid trash" while running for President and afterwards, has even MORE revelations on this revolting candidate.

[Drip! Drip! Drip! The National Enquirer has plenty more information that they are SLOOOOOWLY releasing over the next few weeks.]

The National Enquirer reports that Edwards' political operatives are still paying his mistress Rielle Hunter - and she was whisked away on a private jet two days before he confessed their extramarital affair on national television.

[The National Enquirer is simply allowing Edwards to try to lie his way out of this while holding on to documents that prove he is a liar.]

Where is this money coming from? Campaign finances? You can be damn sure Edwards and his campaign, and perhaps the DNC, will be investigated because of this. THIS will be the big convention story.

[All the DUmmie and KOmmie suckers who donated to the Edwards campaign were really paying for hush money for his mistress.]

The Enquirer also reports that:

"After Edwards confessed the affair to his wife, he restarted it, and was sexually involved with Rielle when she became pregnant."

["Honey, this affair is over forever...until it starts up again."]

"Despite his denials, Edwards WAS aware that his former finance committee chairman, Fred Baron, was funneling money to Rielle."

[And you can bet that the National Enquirer has information proving this.]

"Experts are now calling for a federal investigation into Edwards' use of campaign funds."

[Maybe he was just investigating poverty by setting up his mistress and "father" of his child in a multi-million dollar mansion.]

I know, I know. It’s the National Enquirer – a big f*cking joke. Let’s all smirk and pretend this isn’t true - the same way so many here on Daily Kos and in the mainstream media pretended that Edwards’ extramarital affair was "tabloid trash" until it was confirmed by Edwards.

[The National Enquirer SHOULD but probably WON'T be winning a Pulitzer Prize for this investigation.]

John Edwards is destroying what should be a time to focus on Barack Obama and the Denver convention. You can bet the Edwards disaster, and his continued lying – pouring lies upon lies – will cast a black cloud over Denver and all Democrats. And that’s assuming there aren't campaign finance violations involved, which seems VERY unlikely given the payoff amounts and durations involved.

[The Edwards scandal is why Obama, and not Hillary, will be receiving the nomination in Denver. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!]

Will Elizabeth be putting up another insulting post here on DKos pissily admonishing us to turn a blind eye and put our heads in the sand as John Edwards sullies our party and its nominee?

[That scandal that is destroying the Democrats...please ignore it. And now to watch the KOmmies attempt to ignore reality...]

Go away.

[And stop telling us uncomfortable facts.]

This diary is a waste of cyberspace and eyeballs. Give it up, trollboy. No one cares what you think, no one cares who you like and don't like, nobody wants your opinions, your prejudices, your rancor, your vitriol or your anguished prose. Or pose.

[Stop with the reality check!]

That's a very serious charge, if true, and it would land Edwards in a whole lot of legal trouble. It deserves to be investigated.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

My choice is to dismiss it, and John Edwards, as just another disappointing bullshitter, and to regret that I sent him money I could not really afford during his primary bid.

[So how much money did you send to Bev Harris?]

I'm really angry about it, and I don't think this mess is going away either. I can't grasp how Edwards could have continued his Presidential bid knowing that his stupid dick was going to take us all down, lying to us constantly, and asking me for more money the night before he dropped out of the race.

[He had to ask you for that money to keep his mistress quiet.]

It's infuriating, and of course it makes me feel more vulnerable in my belief in Barack.

[HERETIC!!! The Obamassiah is infallible!]

LOL....ain't nobody investigating SHIT... the Democrats want this to go away and both Edwards, to go away.

[The MSM also just wants this to go away which is why they are doing NO original investigative reporting on this scandal.]

Sure, it's not going away FOR HIM. But for us, it's over. He has nothing to do with the convention or with our campaign.

[Wished the KOmmie really, really hard.]

Anyone talking about it now has a Republican political agenda. Rove? Schmidt?

[Mrs. Edwards?]

Was all this hush money reported to the IRS? Did RH and AY think FB was going to pay them off the rest of their lives? And just wait when one of them cracks, when the mony train stops. My vote is on AY and CY singing first. And so will RH, once she realizes that JE has no intention of marrying her once his wife is "out of the picture."

[The will all eventually turn into songbirds once the money train stops.]

Don't listen to the Ostriches. They can't admit they were wrong, so now in their embarrassment, they just want the whole thing to go away. It can't and it won't. It's the elephant in the room. And it's not just the NE reporting on JE's lies, it's the NY Daily News, the NY Daily Post, etc.

[Thanx for the reminder. Not too long ago if you posted in KOmmieland about the Edwards scandal, you would be BANNED. Just ask Lee Stranahan.]

It's a shame but Edwards is history. I hope he can use the rest of his life in a productive manor, but it won't be in politics.

[There is now a good chance that Edwards will be losing his North Carolina manor either to his wife or mistress or both.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; edwards; hushmoney; johnedwards; kommies; riellehunter
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1 posted on 08/15/2008 5:06:38 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

IBTP!!!!


2 posted on 08/15/2008 5:07:22 AM PDT by Blue Eyes (www.rosaryarmy.com - Make Them, Pray Them, Give Them Away)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 08/15/2008 5:07:59 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix; All

Top 5!!!!


4 posted on 08/15/2008 5:10:29 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I doubled the pressure in my Obamas, now my fuel gauge runs backwards and my tank is overflowing!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top ten! Now off to read it...


5 posted on 08/15/2008 5:11:39 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: PJ-Comix

Six!


6 posted on 08/15/2008 5:13:11 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Let's break out the booze and have a ball if that's all...there is.)
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To: PJ-Comix

TOP TEN - Woo Hoo!


7 posted on 08/15/2008 5:15:50 AM PDT by FDNYRHEROES (Always bring a liberal to a gunfight)
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In - now back to read.


8 posted on 08/15/2008 5:17:11 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (A vote for any Democrat from BO on down the ticket is a vote for $10 a gallon gas.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I think the Edwards scandal will go away pretty quick, and take the Breck boy with it.


9 posted on 08/15/2008 5:19:56 AM PDT by HangThemHigh (Entropy's not what it used to be.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

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10 posted on 08/15/2008 5:22:46 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (El Conservo Tribal name "Avoids Fort Marcy Park")
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To: PJ-Comix
You will also find out who might be the secret husband of Jenna Jameson's baby.

Husband?

11 posted on 08/15/2008 5:23:31 AM PDT by MortMan (Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton)
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Sure, it's not going away FOR HIM. But for us, it's over. He has nothing to do with the convention or with our campaign

For a guy that won as many delegates in the primaries as he did, he is not now allowed to even show up at the convention?...

12 posted on 08/15/2008 5:26:32 AM PDT by FDNYRHEROES (Always bring a liberal to a gunfight)
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"After Edwards confessed the affair to his wife, he restarted it, and was sexually involved with Rielle when she became pregnant."

At least he wasn't sitting there watching...Ewwwwww!

13 posted on 08/15/2008 5:29:49 AM PDT by FDNYRHEROES (Always bring a liberal to a gunfight)
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To: PJ-Comix
Will Elizabeth be putting up another insulting post here on DKos pissily admonishing us to turn a blind eye and put our heads in the sand as John Edwards sullies our party and its nominee?

Let's hope so...

14 posted on 08/15/2008 5:31:35 AM PDT by FDNYRHEROES (Always bring a liberal to a gunfight)
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"Experts are now calling for a federal investigation into Edwards' use of campaign funds."

Impeach him, impeach him, I say....

15 posted on 08/15/2008 5:34:20 AM PDT by FDNYRHEROES (Always bring a liberal to a gunfight)
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If there’s one thing we learned about John Edwards watching Rielle Hunter’s video of the candidate reveling in his belief in himself as bullshitter-par-excellence, it’s that this man has no problem lying - even when he’s "leveling."

[He was lying before but now he is really, really telling us the truth .....BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!]

Imagine that. A lying dim - especially a trial lawyer. Kinda like when he was "channeling" the injured child to the jury.


The National Enquirer reports that Edwards' political operatives are still paying his mistress Rielle Hunter - and she was whisked away on a private jet two days before he confessed their extramarital affair on national television.

[The National Enquirer is simply allowing Edwards to try to lie his way out of this while holding on to documents that prove he is a liar.]

The National Enquirer is part of clinton INC.


I know, I know. It’s the National Enquirer – a big f*cking joke. Let’s all smirk and pretend this isn’t true - the same way so many here on Daily Kos and in the mainstream media pretended that Edwards’ extramarital affair was "tabloid trash" until it was confirmed by Edwards.

[The National Enquirer SHOULD but probably WON'T be winning a Pulitzer Prize for this investigation.]

The National Enquirer - doing the job the DBM refuses to do. If this were a Republican, the DBM would have it as the lead article in print and network broadcasts.


That's a very serious charge, if true, and it would land Edwards in a whole lot of legal trouble. It deserves to be investigated.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

That's a very serious charge, if true, and it would land Edwards any Republican in jail.


It's infuriating, and of course it makes me feel more vulnerable in my belief in Barack.

[HERETIC!!! The Obamassiah is infallible!]

Hey KOmmies. You are just now realizing that the BOWEL Movement is just as much a truth stretcher as the Silky Pony?


It's a shame but Edwards is history. I hope he can use the rest of his life in a productive manor, but it won't be in politics.

[There is now a good chance that Edwards will be losing his North Carolina manor either to his wife or mistress or both.]

It's a shame that X-42 - the IMPEACHED one wasn't history after he lied about his affairs. Hey KOmmies. Remember back then you were all saying "It's only about sex"?

16 posted on 08/15/2008 5:36:15 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (A vote for any Democrat from BO on down the ticket is a vote for $10 a gallon gas.)
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To: PJ-Comix
The Edwards Disaster Is Not Going Away.

Oh, the Hugh Manatee...This is series...

17 posted on 08/15/2008 5:36:15 AM PDT by FDNYRHEROES (Always bring a liberal to a gunfight)
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"Despite his denials, Edwards WAS aware that his former finance committee chairman, Fred Baron, was funneling money to Rielle."

And she'll have Funds, Funds, Funds until Uncle Sammy takes the T-Bills away....

18 posted on 08/15/2008 5:39:59 AM PDT by FDNYRHEROES (Always bring a liberal to a gunfight)
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Excuse me. “Edwards disaster” ????

Who made the decision to cheat on their cancer-ridden wife? It was John Edwards. He was the one who put himself in this position. Far from being a disaster. More like the end to a short and flawed political career. He is super rich from being an ambulance chasing lawyer anyways. I do not feel the least bit of empathy for him. Lying, cheating liberal two-faced scum.


19 posted on 08/15/2008 5:52:41 AM PDT by kevinm13 (The Main Stream Media is dead! "Global Warming" is a HOAX!)
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One of the creepiest things about liberals is they can go "Wow! I was a true believer in John Edwards but now see him as a creepy liar. Oh, well. At least I can turn to the true messiah Obama. He's for real!".
Whether it's Bill Clinton, Al Gore, John Edwards etc. No matter how many times they have been duped, they always come back for more. Stalin must be rolling over in his grave with envy.
20 posted on 08/15/2008 5:59:44 AM PDT by techcor
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