DUmmie FUnnies 08-15-08 ("The Edwards Disaster Is Not Going Away")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 15, 2008 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

A KOmmie accuses the poster of being a "concern troll."

"Concern troll" has become the new leftwing buzzword on their forums. They also say, "Thank you for your 'concern'" in a sarcastic manner.

[PJ-Comix]

I think PJ meant "secret father of Jenna Jameson's baby". At least I hope so!

Correct. I meant secret FATHER of Jenna Jameson's baby. She better hope it's not Ron Jeremy.

[PJ-Comix]

I got a little sneaky earlier today. I went to my special food market where they have the 4 for $5 Saturday special. Anyway, I grabbed some large pizzas from their usual spot and moved them over to another refrigerated section and buried them under a whole bunch of frozen vegetables. That way tomorrow morning when the herd rushes to the fancy frozen bin, I’ll make a detour to the frozen vegetables that are pretty much ignored and dig up my pizzas. Hope my plan works.

[epow]

Now will this be investigated and prosecuted? Or swept under the carpet?

Do you really have to ask? With the United Imperial Passel of Felonious Self-Righteous Democrats running the federal government like it was their own private club?

Because if you do, the turnip truck stopped on the next street over and is waiting for you to catch up.

[epow]

and to regret that I sent him money I could not really afford during his primary bid.

Not a big problem. Just tell Mom to cut back to one slice of cheddar and hold the dill pickle for a week or so on those grilled cheese sandwiches she lowers into your basement dwelling quarters. It won't take long for your self imposed deprivation of nourishment to replace the buck seventy five you sent Edwards last February.

[SwankyC]

Do we know if the Poobah that wrote that thread is the same late FR poster of the same name?

[Cheburashka]

[There is now a good chance that Edwards will be losing his North Carolina manor either to his wife or mistress or both.]

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A possible win-win scenario: Rielle Hunter moves into the spacious Hacienda Edwardo and becomes Elizabeth Edwards primary caregiver. They bond during her divorce and Rielle becomes Elizabeth's heir, getting the house and the Edwards fortune. John Edwards moves to Butte, Montana and spends the rest of his life representing drunk drivers in traffic court, specializing in fighting license revocations.

I smell made-for-TV movie!!! Lifetime will be all over this!!!

[epow]

and was sexually involved with Rielle when she became pregnant."

Yeah well, that's the usual order of events in those situations, first that sexual involvement thingy and then the somewhat less enjoyable train of events that follows. Unless of course you're talking about the Obamassiah, who as we all know was immaculately conceived in his mother's virginal womb.

Or is it the other Divine Savior in sinless human flesh who I'm thinking of? It's just so easy you know to get those two Saviors mixed up in your mind. The firstborn One died on a cross to save your soul from the eternal penalty of sin and record your name in the Book of Life, and He now lives forever in Heaven with His Father. The second One plans to soon live forever in a big White House with his spiritual father Minister Farrakhan, and he wants to record the balance in your checkbook as partial payment of your eternal penalty for dissing His homeys.

[Paul Heinzman]

This diary is a waste of cyberspace

Be fair, you could say that about ANY Kos diary.

[Paul Heinzman]

This diary is a waste of cyberspace and eyeballs.

No eyeballs were hurt in the making of this diary. I checked and there wasn't a single Helen Thomas picture.

[Paul Heinzman]

I can't grasp how Edwards could have continued his Presidential bid knowing that his stupid dick was going to take us all down, lying to us constantly, and asking me for more money the night before he dropped out of the race.

Just leave it on the dresser on your way out, honey.

[Paul Heinzman]

[The National Enquirer is simply allowing Edwards to try to lie his way out of this while holding on to documents that prove he is a liar.]

You would think that a magnificently successful trial lawyer would understand that tactic. He certainly misunderestimated the National Enquirer; It wouldn't surprise me if they payed off the cleaning lady to get into the hotel room after check-out time and gathered every bit of DNA they could find to do their own paternity test.

In fact I would be a little disappointed in them; after all, it is still the National Enquirer.

[franksolich]

DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!



franksolich BEGINS COLLECTING!

COLLECTING NAMES OF PRIMITIVES!

PRIMITIVES ON SKINS'S ISLAND!



PRIMITIVES VOWING TO LEAVE THE U.S.!

IF BARRY "GOLDWATER" OBAMA LOSES ELECTION!

WANTS TO SEE IF PRIMITIVES CAN BE TAKEN AT THEIR WORD!

OR IF PRIMITIVES ARE JUST SNORTING HOT AIR!

link at comment below

[franksolich]

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,11568.0.html

[Roscoe Karns]

It’s been a while but I will keep an eye out next time I’m over there.

[dfwddr]

"After Edwards confessed the affair to his wife, he restarted it, and was sexually involved with Rielle when she became pregnant."

You mean he was for this affair, before he was against this affair, but before he was again for this affair ??

ou can bet the Edwards disaster, and his continued lying – pouring lies upon lies – will cast a black cloud over Denver and all Democrats.

Isn't that being racist ??

...and asking me for more money the night before he dropped out of the race.

But he was just $10.00 away from hushing this up for good !!!

[Deetes]

More POOOOOOOOOPCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN !!!!!!

[Paul Heinzman]

I love your DUmmie ALERTs, frank, and Conservative Cave is great. Has it reached The-Site-That-Cannot-Be-Named status on DU yet?

[Roscoe Karns]

Was all this hush money reported to the IRS? Did RH and AY think FB was going to pay them off the rest of their lives? And just wait when one of them cracks, when the mony train stops. My vote is on AY and CY singing first. And so will RH, once she realizes that JE...

[franksolich]

I love your DUmmie ALERTs, frank, and Conservative Cave is great. Has it reached The-Site-That-Cannot-Be-Named status on DU yet?

Nah.

Other than Pedro Picasso, the primitives don't even know we exist.

I'm confident however that that will change, given time.

Now, and this is important, sir.

Because they interfere with the flow of discussion on P-J Comix's most excellent DUmmie FUnnies, and since I esteem you three guys very highly, I've been thinking about making the DUmmie ALERT!s a separate thread in the bloggers' section here, rather than jamming them in here.

I've always sort of wondered if they were a nuisance here, and so as a general rule, unless it was something really really really big, I always waited to post one until after it looked like most of the regulars had had their say about a particular edition of the DUmmie FUnnies

What's your take?

I don't want to interfere with what is obviously the very best satire of the primitives, ugly brutes they are.