DUmmie FUnnies 08-03-08 (Leftwing Blogosphere In UPROAR Over Obama Oil Drilling Switch)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 3, 2008 | HUffies, DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Old Sarge]

BRAVO!!!

[Luircin]

Wh@t is it with these people using @n “@” sign when they spell Ob@m@’s n@me? It’s very irrit@ting! Not clever @t @ll.

Probably something like the reason some people spell God "G-d." Just another example of showing their slack-jawed worship of their left-wing Messiah.

[PJ-Comix]

I am now eating the $1.25 duck. All I did was cover it with garlic pepper and garlic powder and baked for 3 hours. Good but it is greasy. However, at just $1.25 I can’t complain.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Long time no see. I am about to drive east for two hours and some change. Don’t be a stranger.

Later

[mylife]

What a bunch of maroons!

[mylife]

How is it that just lifting the executive ban lowered prices but actually drilling wont?

These libtards are crazy.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

One genius posted, “The worst part is - he doesn’t even need to pander to people on this issue. This issue is not going to make or break him. Opposing this practice is not going to repel large segments of the electorate.”

This poster actually figured it out? That we in the VRWC made it SEEM like people are mad about high gas prices? We must watch this one closely— a sharp card. Please send agent 593-666 on this one right away.

[Paul Heinzman]

Well, I'll tell ya, I think I've graduated BBQ U. I smoked a brisket today. Brisket is the ultimate test for a smoker. After 10 hours of tending the coals, maintaining the temp at 250 degrees and a 30 minute rest, I sliced into the tenderest, juiciest, most flavorful piece of meat I've ever had.

Great bark, smoke ring about a quarter inch, and just the right balance of smoke. You knew the smoke was there, but the beef flavor was amazing.

[Paul Heinzman]

Do that steam trick next time. It will give you crisp skin and less greasy meat.

Remember to save that rendered duck fat; that stuff is better than butter.

[bcsco]

Well, Obama is certainly the premier SPINciple of our day; even greater than Kerry, IMO. I see no reason why he shouldn’t be known by his greatest trait. See my tagline...

[bcsco]

Oh, man, you’re making my mouth water. A brisket is my favorite grilling meat. I’ve never smoked one, but I can imagine.

We had a large party for my Mom’s 85th birthday years ago. A brisket was the choice and everyone raved about it. But having a fine butcher in the area also lent a lot to the outcome.

[Charles Henrickson]

Obama Shifts

Shift happens.

[Charles Henrickson]

Says He May Back Offshore Drilling

Obama currently wetting finger and sticking it in the air. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

Shifting from his previous opposition. . . .

Come on, baby, let's do the Shift . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

gee bam bam changes his mind about drilling.........he must have seen he's slip slidin' away............

"Bam Bam"-- I like it! Bam Bam Trouble!

[Charles Henrickson]

Holly Tolledo

Sounds like a stripper.

[Charles Henrickson]

when a candidate backpedals. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

more flip-flops.

Backflip Barry is making Jean-Fraud Kerry look like the Rock of Gibraltar.

[Charles Henrickson]

he would be willing to open Florida's coast for more oil drilling if it meant winning . . .

. . . more votes.

[Charles Henrickson]

No more offshore drilling. ALTERNATIVES NOW!!!!

ELECTRIC NOW!!!!