DUmmie FUnnies 08-03-08 (Leftwing Blogosphere In UPROAR Over Obama Oil Drilling Switch)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 3, 2008 | HUffies, DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Incorrigible]

I’m replying before reading just to keep my reply number up.

This one I want to savor!

[NeoCaveman]

But he’s “The One”

[dirtbiker]

...people want this drilling BS to happen even though it's quite well known among experts that this won't help us for another 20 plus years.

So, now it's 20 years.

What happened to 10 years?

I bet it can be done in under 5, provided that Barry isn't elected. Otherwise, it may take 6....

[Mercat]

I’ve never understood the argument that we shouldn’t drill because it will take ten years for it to reach the pump. I doubt that stat but even if it’s true, isn’t that a reason to start drilling today? I don’t want to wait another twenty years to start the process back up.

[Army Air Corps]

Hey, but it is nuanced lying. That is change that you have been waiting to hope for...or whatever his lame-brained slogan is this week.

[Incorrigible]

SPINciple

That's a great word!

We have to turn that into a meme!

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[Incorrigible]

BTW, I went to see “Swing Vote” last night (don’t tell Debbie Schussel).

Aside from the crass, and too over the top to believe, depiction of Karl Rove frightening Florida Jews in the beginning, my wife and I thought it pretty good.

The Bob Schrum character advising the Democratic candidate was very funny.

I give the film extra credit for irking the libs sitting in front of us. Especially during the Democratic candidate commercial scenes.

[Paul Heinzman]

Duck is very good but can be greasy. The method I use is to season the bird, prick the skin (those little corncob holders are great for that), then put it on a roasting rack in a roasting pan full of water (the duck shouldn’t be touching the water).

Cover it with foil and steam it on the stove top for about 45 minutes. Now drain off the water and duck fat, return the rack to the pan, cover and roast at 375 for about an hour.

[Paul Heinzman]

Shifting from his previous opposition to expanded offshore drilling, the Illinois senator told a Florida newspaper he could get behind a compromise with Republicans and oil companies to prevent gridlock over energy.

This Obama guy makes John Kerry look like a rock.

[mikrofon]

Obama already comprimised on FISA. So what's a few oil derricks? Wonderful. I thought he was Mr. PRINCIPLE

Obama, our enlightened Teacher, being taken to the "Principles" office...

[mikrofon]

just the latest in a now lengthening list of complete 180's he's made

Ironic -- you couldn't pry a "180" of of John F'n Kerry; with Obama, there's one at every 'turn'...

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"B@r@ck 0bam@ said today he would be willing to open Florida"s coast for more oil drilling if it meant winning approval for broad energy changes."

But, Mr. Special-character Huffie, what about B@r@ck Ob@m@'s position on drilling????

[Paul Heinzman]

Holly Tolledo, there are a LOT of posts here!

Oh, I remember Holly Tolledo. She WAS a popular gal.

[mikrofon]

So what do we do, now that Obama just shat in our backyard?

Retain the property rights, and maybe in a few million years you'll have your own source of oil w/o drilling...

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"Thanks Obama, you have now made the entire Democratic party against drilling look like the fools they have been acting like for the past 6 months. People like Reid & Pelosi have put everything they have against drilling and now they are left standing alone."

Socialist ideology uber alles. I matters not what is good for the individual when Utopia is on the line!

[Purrcival]

“Change that gives us whiplash!”

[Paul Heinzman]

He is a politician first and foremost. And a Chicago politician. I have posted that.

Wow, you're really smart posting that and all.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"it's quite well known among experts that this won't help us for another 20 plus years."

Uhhh, excuse me Mr. I-gots-fecal-material-for-intelligence Huffie. If we start in the Colorado oil shale TODAY, the increase in national supply will be tangible in three years or less. And...I'm a certifiable "expert".

[Purrcival]

Psssst! Hey, DUmmies, KOmmies, and HUffies: Cynthia McKinney is the Green Party candidate this year. No flip-flopping there. She’s moonbat left-wing, all the way, so she fits right in with your platform!

McKinney for President ‘08!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Still looking for duck recipe?

I have a red-neck (i.e., gun-totin’ hunter) recipe for Duck L’orange. Simple quick and orangy.