Posted on 02/20/2008 12:17:41 PM PST by John Semmens
Allegations that Senator Barack Obama (D-Ill.) engaged in a gay sex act with a cocaine dealer in the back seat of a limousine in 1999, got a rise out of former president Bill Clinton.
According to a recent home-made, “You Tube” video, an admitted drug dealer named Larry Sinclair claims that after selling cocaine to then state senator Obama, his “gaydar” led him to “make a pass” at Obama, which the senator accepted. Sinclair performed oral sex on Obama while the senator smoked the crack he had just bought. Sinclair said the two of them got together at a hotel the next day for another “quickie” episode of oral sex.
“You know I got a lot of grief over my relationship with Monica, but this news about Senator Obama is just disgusting,” Clinton said. “I mean, this Sinclair character is a guy. I ask you, is America really ready for a gay president?”
Clinton also questioned Obama’s motivation. “His wife is hot,” Clinton observed. “What excuse could he have had? It’s not like he was married to Hillary. You know I love her and all that, but she’s not much fun in the sack. I think the American people understood. That’s why the impeachment was the real travesty and why I would win a third term if I weren’t barred from running.”
The former president rounded out his comments by mocking Obama’s “change” campaign theme. “The people who’ve been swooning over Obama’s vague promise to bring change probably don’t imagine it would be this kind of ‘walk on the wild side,’” Clinton jibed. “So, while the first Clinton Administration was bringing America eight years of peace and prosperity, Senator Obama was…well I don’t think I have to paint you a picture. I think voters will realize that he offers the wrong kind of change.”
In related news, Hillary’s campaign is considering suing Obama for plagiarism. Egged on by McCain’s economic advisor, Kevin Hassett’s contention that Obama’s economic plan “is the most shameless piece of plagiarism that I have ever seen," Clinton’s brain-trust is reportedly weighing the option of filing a lawsuit.
“Everything in Senator Obama’s platform can be traced back to one or more of Senator Clinton’s ‘million ideas’ for America,” said Susan Lutes, attorney for the Clinton campaign. “Senator Clinton has staked out a comprehensive claim to every nuance of the nanny-state. There isn’t anything Obama can promise that she hasn’t already promised.”
Lutes threatened that “if Obama doesn’t immediately cease and desist the damages could run into the trillions of dollars.”
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Larry Sinclair is support to take a lie detector test tomorrow, I think.
As opposed to a lesbian?
That has a nice ring to it!
Try one of these over her head, Bill.
John, Some Rules concerning Satire. for it to be good it should be believable.
1st: Clinton would never mention his “relationship” with monica. He doesn’t discuss it.
2nd: Obama’s wife is not hot, Clinton would never say that she was.
3rd: Damages in the trillions? give me a break.
Scrappleface?
and Monaca WAS hot? LOL
The author of this column is a satirist. Given the atmosphere of the Democratic electorate, there is no way Clinton would utter remarks anything like these in any but the most private venues. The last thing the Hillary campaign needs is charges of homophobia levelled against her husband.
Very funny. If only it HAD happened. (sigh)
The poster IS the author
WWotW and Crazy Freaky Monkey—too funny!!!
Hmmm...I wonder who the monkey could be...Bill!
“2nd: Obama’s wife is not hot.”
Have you seen some of the women Clinton’s been involved with (like his wife or Monica)? Compared to them she is definitely the pick of the litter.
This won’t cost Osama any votes; in fact, he’ll probably GAIN with the rump-ranger community! Democrats don’t care about sexcapades bt their “heroes”; it’s “just about sex....”
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