Posted on 02/09/2008 12:26:17 PM PST by John Semmens
Rumors that former vice-president Al Gore is going to endorse Senator Barack Obama (Ill.) for the Democratic presidential nomination has Senator Hillary Clinton (N.Y.) “spitting mad.”
“It’s blatant disloyalty and ingratitude,” Clinton complained. “Gore was an unremarkable senator from a ‘hick’ state when he rode Bill’s coattails to the vice-presidency. He was nothing, I tell you, nothing. We made him famous. We gave him a platform to launch his own presidential campaign and this is how he repays us?”
Sources close to Gore say that he is dumbstruck by the vehemence of Clinton’s reaction to what he characterized as a “premature rumor.” “Yeah, Bill gave Al a semen-stained platform built on a foundation of perjury to launch his presidential bid in 2000,” said a source close to Gore insisting on anonymity. “He just hasn’t found a way yet to properly repay the Clinton’s for that debt, but he’s working on it.”
Perhaps recalling the impact of Gore’s endorsement of one-time Vermont governor Howard Dean in the 2004 campaign, Obama is reputed to have urged Gore to “shun politics and continue his essential work to end climate change.”
(Excerpt) Read more at azconservative.org ...
The only thing satirical about this piece is that Hillary would have any reporter who breathed a word of it meet with an Arkancide before it got published. ;)
Girlfight!
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Nice one John. Only got me to ready 1.5 paragraphs before i looked up. :o)
That has been his historical and remains his present mode of operation...
Exactly like his old man the Original Senator Gore — a traitorous whore who sold out to the Communists through his dear friend and “benefactor” Armand Hammer.
Google it if you doubt me....
Start with search for: Communists Senator Gore
I remember reading about the fight Hillary had with Bill when he first became President. It was over the traditional office of the Vice President... Hillary wanted it in return for Bill's cheating with his girlfriends...
Gore couldn't be very happy about that... and we all know he has the ego the size of Tennesee...
Whee doggies, that’d take the rag off’n the bush! Gore is just the guy to do it too!
***SATIRE***
Please don’t do fake quotes with real people. The potential to confuse casual readers is too great.
The Hillary Clinton Accountability Project will shortly launch its fundraising drive to raise $500,000 to support the most important citizen’s legal initiative of 2008. The landmark civil fraud suit of Paul v Clinton et al which the California Supreme Court ordered to proceed against the Clintons, Grammys Producer Gary Smith and Clinton agent Jim Levin, will be set for trial and a discovery schedule at a special conference to be held in Los Angeles Superior Court on February 21, 2008.
The first law suit in American history to bring a President and a Senator to court for defrauding the Senator’s largest campaign donor and his public company will be set for trial and discovery at the Case Management Conference before Judge Munoz. Discovery and depositions of key witnesses, including the Clinton family, Al Gore, Ed Rendell, Terry McAuliffe, Harold Ickes, Howard Wolfson, Kelly Craighead, Barbara Streisand, Brad Pitt, Larry King, Mike Wallace among an array of political and entertainment leaders, will present an inside look at a culture of corruption that will shock the public.
http://www.peterfpaul.com/2008/01/29/exposing-hillarys-illegalities-in-los-angeles-court-to-begin-feb-21/
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2008/02/11/2008-02-11_campaign_takeout.html
More on this subject. (snip) “The level of animus between them is unbelievable,” a well-placed Hillary partisan confided.
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