[PJ-Comix]

DUmmies and Meds go together like bread and butter.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[Liberty Valance]

rAmen!

[hsalaw]

I don’t even know what any of those drugs are. It’s good to be a conservative.

[decal]

Yeah, but which came first, the pill poppin’ or the DUmmieness? The former, I’d say.

I’ve come to the conclusion that Prog-thought is an effect, not a cause; once a person drops the recreational drug habit, he almost always turns conservative.

Someone could do a study on DU - what’s the correlation between admitted drug use and being one of Pitt’s bobos, for example.

[Duke Nukum]

rAmen! This is my only real refuge, I live in red state hell. DU is therapy.

If DUmmie Land is your therapy, you should consider a stay at Club Gitmo. A water boarding would do you some good.

[submarinerswife]

How about the cheaper alternative of just sticking your head in a bucket of water and keep it there?

Oh! you are so brutal.....I think I love you

[Duke Nukum]

LOL, this is the FUnniest in a long time. People who actually want electro-shock!!!!!!! Yet they oppose torture for others. I guess they’re like the dog barking in the manger. Torture is only good if they’re the ones experiencing it.

[beckysueb]

What a bunch of losers! And it never occurs to them, even after reading each others posts, that we at FR just might be the normal ones. Sheesh!

[Greystoke]

Gosh, who woulda thought it
/sarc

[ExGeeEye]

“rAmen” is the closing word of prayer to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which is an atheist construct in mockery of God (or indeed, any supernatural entity). The story is that there is just as much physical evidence for the existence and activity of God as there is for some sort of Flying Spaghetti Monster doing the same thing(s).

An FSMite blessing is “may He touch you with His Noodly Appendage.”

[bruinbirdman]

You missed this one:

"I keep on thinking maybe even everybody else is on something even, what is a poor crazy person to do "

yitbos

[CzarNicky]

Is it a good thing or a bad thing that I do not know what most of what they are talking about is?

[Paul Heinzman]

Keep taking the meds. The alternative is way too messy.

Reality?

[Paul Heinzman]

Let’s see, the DUmmies are taking Effexor, Ativan, Zoloft, Xanex, Valium and none of them work. See, that’s because those things only help people with organic depression and/or anxiety. There is no cure for BDS.

[Paul Heinzman]

I. Don't. Feel. Good.

No wonder. It's gotta be hard as hell to type that way.

[Paul Heinzman]

went on zoloft about a month into this admin.

This is what I'm talking about. A month into this administration everything--as far as anyone knew--was right with the world. This DUmmie goes and gets a prescription for anti-depressants because the president has an (R) behind his name?

The thought that the awesome beauty of trees coated in a February frost or the feeling on that first day when you can smell spring in the air could be ruined by who's in the White House just amazes me. How hard is it to just make up your mind to be happy? Maybe I'm the one who's crazy, but on the whole, I have far more days when I'm happy than when I'm not.

[Paul Heinzman]

Just told my doc I won't take Effexor.

You know we're overmedicated when we can tell our docs what we will and will not take. If the doctor doesn't come back with "well, you're probably going to die," or "you'll be in crippling pain without it," chances are you don't need it.

[Paul Heinzman]

rAmen! This is my only real refuge

There ya go! The simple pleasure of a nice hot bowl of noodles to nourish the body and warm the soul. They're cheap too, and now available without a prescription.

[Paul Heinzman]

This f*cking EffexorXR is 100x worse than cocaine to stop.

Then you should use cocaine to ween yourself off the Effexor. Like when Peter Griffin took up crack to help him stop drinking.

[Paul Heinzman]

I am also interested in some of the headway they are making in very targeted, low dose electro-shock therapy.

Electro-shock therapy! Headway! Get it? DUmmy made a FUnny.

[Paul Heinzman]

I have been on either Zanex or valium since 1987 All due to anxiety and panic attacks . However since the loss of jobs and not being able to find new work things have really gotten worse than ever

A lot of employees have success in holding down a job by not showing up high all the time.