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DUmmies and Meds go together like bread and butter.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 08/14/2007 6:26:41 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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I’m in.


2 posted on 08/14/2007 6:28:11 PM PDT by ConservativeMind
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Holy crap. What a freaking nuthouse.


3 posted on 08/14/2007 6:28:59 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...
PING!

Maybe I need some Zoloft since I dated this edition as 06.

4 posted on 08/14/2007 6:29:02 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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IBTP!


5 posted on 08/14/2007 6:30:16 PM PDT by Old Sarge (This tagline in memory of FReeper 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub)
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I’m in too.


7 posted on 08/14/2007 6:31:06 PM PDT by Mercat (strategic deworming. Name of a new rock band?)
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Top Ten?


8 posted on 08/14/2007 6:31:51 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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Top 10.


9 posted on 08/14/2007 6:32:48 PM PDT by SIDENET (Is it too early for flapjacks?)
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Top 10?!


10 posted on 08/14/2007 6:34:21 PM PDT by Huntress (Those who surrender liberty for security will have neither. --- Benjamin Franklin)
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Just told my doc I won't take Effexor.

Effexor also has, um, "sexual side effects" in men, if you all catch my drift.

11 posted on 08/14/2007 6:35:11 PM PDT by GOP_Raider (Your one stop shop for all your useless information needs.)
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Effexor is what worked for me, but I'm off of it now because I'm broke. And I have no health insurance. It turned down the volume of my anxiety attacks to a manageable level, which I first noticed when I climbed onto a roof without freaking out (heights - bad). Unfortunately, it didn't save my marriage, and it may have actually hurt because it killed my sex drive.

But on the plus side,

WAIT, THERE IS NO PLUS SIDE!

BUWAHAHAHA.

12 posted on 08/14/2007 6:35:30 PM PDT by SIDENET (Is it too early for flapjacks?)
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Hopefully some of the DUmpsters are reading your thread. This Rove cartoon might just push 'em over the edge.


13 posted on 08/14/2007 6:37:49 PM PDT by Chuck54
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Buy stocks in Antidepressant manufacturers because the DUmmies will consume a lot of it after the November 2008 elections when another Republican will win the Presidency :) In fact they will be consuming lot of it in the coming months when the whole world realize that America has won the war in Iraq and that the terrorists have been utterly defeated :)
14 posted on 08/14/2007 6:42:10 PM PDT by jveritas (God bless our brave troops and President Bush.)
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Well... that explains why they want socialized medicine so bad. They want somebody else to pay for their artificial mood.


15 posted on 08/14/2007 6:42:59 PM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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Didn't they have one of these threads just after the 2004 election?
This is to much fun.
16 posted on 08/14/2007 6:49:04 PM PDT by MaxMax (God Bless America)
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Reality-based community.


18 posted on 08/14/2007 7:00:10 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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21 posted on 08/14/2007 7:05:02 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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I am also interested in some of the headway they are making in very targeted, low dose electro-shock therapy.

I'm working with Ronco to sell do-it-yourself, at home, low-dose electro-shocks kits.

Each kits consists of a 10 foot piece of electrical cord, with a plug on one end and 2 bare wires on the other.

Works with any 110 volt outlet (hence the "low dose" vs. 220 volts) and retails for the amazing low price of $19.95.

All you have to do is hold the bare wires to your temples while a spouse or "life partner" plugs the other end into the wall socket. (Note: Must have 15 amp or better circuit capacity. Best results are achieved in a tub of water or in the shower.)

(Warning! Not for use on outlets with GFCI protection!)

(Buyer assumes all responsibility for the proper use and operation of this devise. No warranty expressed or implied by the manufacturer.)

If Ronco doesn't like my idea, maybe Acme will buy it....

22 posted on 08/14/2007 7:06:49 PM PDT by dirtbiker (I tried to see things from the liberal point-of-view, but I couldn't get my head up my a$$...)
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Effexor has some of the worst side effect (brain-shivers, weight gain) of all of them...

Brain-shiver?

WTF is a brain-shiver?

And besides, doesn't one have to possess a brain for it to shiver in the first place?

23 posted on 08/14/2007 7:13:24 PM PDT by dirtbiker (I tried to see things from the liberal point-of-view, but I couldn't get my head up my a$$...)
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This is a seriously important post, thanks to the DUmmies,

When we say DUmmies are not dealing with reality, and they deny it, here is our proof! They need drug-induced altered realities just to exist in the real world!

24 posted on 08/14/2007 7:15:10 PM PDT by MindBender26 (Having my own CAR-15 in Vietnam meant never having to say I was sorry......)
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Goodness! I can’t believe that thread is for real! Even if the place is a looney bin, you wouldn’t think they would advertise it!


27 posted on 08/14/2007 7:30:28 PM PDT by soccermom
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