Posted on 11/13/2006 5:11:00 PM PST by John Semmens
Senator Edward Kennedy (D-Mass.) said his party’s newly won control of the U.S. Congress will bring changes in how U.S. foreign policy is made. “Americans voted for change,” Kennedy said. “Bringing our European friends into the loop is one of the changes we intend to make.”
Kennedy explained that, beginning in January, all foreign policy proposals originating from the White House will be passed on to the European Union for review and approval before the Democrat controlled senate will consider them.
“Frankly, we’re tired of having to deal with Bush’s lame proposals,” Kennedy complained. “By getting them screened by Europe’s experienced diplomats ahead of time we’ll eliminate the unacceptable ideas before the senate even has to look at them. The senate’s workload will be reduced, leaving us with more time for other activities.”
In related news, the United Nations has demanded that the United States enact a ban on individual gun ownership. “The idea that people have a right to bear arms and defend themselves is archaic and barbaric,” said UN General Secretary Kofi Annan. “Defense is the government’s responsibility. If people are to be shot it is the government’s job to do it.” Annan said the U.S. could face international sanctions if it fails to implement strict gun controls within the next two years.
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Kennedy likes doing business with the Europeans because they always stop by with a bottle of booze for him. These Moslem guys with whom we've been working directly tend to not do that, or if they do, they are not giving it to him.
The article omitted Kennedy also wants to consult with Venezuela, North Korea and Iran.
OK John, which part of this is satire? : )
THese are jokes, right?
Kofi Anan is an idiot. Mr. Corruption telling us about handguns.
I checked the entire article at the link...I THINK the whole article is supposed to be satirical. These days, however, one can NEVER be certain.
The PeeLousy Regime would probably try it all!
John know how to reel you in. It's just hard to laugh these days.
I think it's the fact that it was the exact same people who have now cost us to lose 2 major wars in just my lifetime
They have the smoothest liquor.
Loop is a word that Fat Ted always takes a liking to.
He's showing improvement then!
Well, the specific procedures haven't been fully worked out yet.
Semi-jokes.
The wrong person drowned in that car 37 years
ago. Maybe brain/oxygen deprivation explains
Teddy....JJ61
Some one please tell me this is Scrappelface!!!!!!!
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