Posted on 09/18/2006 2:45:08 PM PDT by SwinneySwitch
Hoax as it appears on the internet:
Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.
This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.
However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were all born.
Those close to the story report that this single bit of information may well lead investigators to now clear up quite a number of long-open questions...
Hoax exposed:
Five of the figures listed were born well before March 1948: (April is actually the ninth month after July on most earth calenders!)
Dianne Feinstein (U.S. Senator, California): 22 June 1933
Nancy Pelosi (U.S. Representative, California): 26 March 1940
Barbara Boxer (U.S. Senator, California): 11 November 1940
John Kerry (U.S. Senator, Massachusetts): 11 December 1943
Bill Clinton (former U.S. President): 19 August 1946
Two more of the persons identified were born considerably later than nine months after Roswell:
Howard Dean (former Governor of Vermont): 17 November 1948
Charles E. Schumer (U.S. Senator, New York): 23 November 1950
Hillary Rodham Clinton (U.S. Senator, New York) was born on 26 October 1947, a mere three months after the Roswell incident.
Only Al Gore, Jr. (former U.S. Vice-President), who was born on 31 March 1948, came into the world at a time that reasonably fits into the framework of this premise.
Please do not blame these earthlings on us. They are your own democrats!
Sincerely,
The RCS (Roswell Crash Survivors)
(Excerpt) Read more at snopes.com ...
Obviously hoaxed. They were hatched, not born. (except for Clinton. I think he congealed.)
Well aid. When Bil enters a room he slides under the door.
So what, they could very well have been dropped off from an earlier alien landing.
However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were all born."
THERE YA GO!
:')
Snappy little sailor, is he...
Oh, sorry. My fault. ...I meant the image in #7, not the dog logo...
The RCS spokesman resembles the Nukeman of Iran...
Liked the picture anyway. It was cute to see...
Great job!
We can never have enough humor in this world. We certainly get enough daily exposure to the NON-humorous things each day. (Those 'sell more papers', I suppose.)
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.