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DUmmie FUnnies 09-15-06 ("'Swift Boat' Backer Funds New Project To Target Democratic Candidates")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 15, 2006 | HUffies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/15/2006 6:44:05 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Do you want to know the name of the person most responsible for Bush's victory in the last election? Surprise! It wasn't Karl Rove. The person who enabled the Bush victory is virtually unknown outside of South Florida---Brian Craig, co-host of the Steve Kane Show on WNN radio in Broward County. And I was present at the creation of the Bush victory. It happened early one summer morning in 2004 when I flicked on the radio at 6:00 AM to listen to the Steve Kane Show. The show's opening featured the voice of John Edwards saying, "If you have any question of what John Kerry is made of, just spend three minutes with the men who served with him..." This was followed by the voices of the Swift Boat vets talking about John Kerry not being honest and lying. This, now familiar clip, was put together by Brian Craig. Here is some of the BACKGROUND about how that clip ultimately came to be the most effective CAMPAIGN COMMERCIAL in political history as related by Nat Trayger who occasionally appears on WNN radio:

Before this election, I was channel surfing and I came upon a rebroadcast of a debate on C-Span. The debate had been originally aired in 1971 on the Dick Cavett Show. The opponents were two swift boat veterans, John Kerry and John O’Neill. The subject they debated, largely without interference from Mr. Cavett, was John Kerry’s public accusations concerning the alleged large number of war crimes committed by American soldiers. I watched and was fascinated by the obvious distaste and vitriol these men had for each other and I knew that there was political gold in them thar hills.

I sit in as a once a week guest on a radio show hosted by Steve Kane. The show broadcasts to Broward and Palm Beach County in Florida, the scene of electoral confusion and conflict during the 2000 election. On the show we discuss politics and social issues and we definitely lean conservative. I contacted the producer of the show, Brian Craig and he had also seen the debate and sensed what he had to do: Find John O’Neill.

...I informed Brian that John O’Neill was a lawyer in Texas and gave him the most up to date E mail address that I could find. Brian had also been tracking down John O’Neill and one of the first talk shows in the country to have John O’Neill and other swift boat veterans who opposed John Kerry was the Steve Kane Show. To our surprise they had many negative things to say not only about John Kerry’s anti war protests but his service also. These allegations became the focus of a national debate. Other local and national radio and television shows also began to interview the anti Kerry swift boat veterans.

...Senator John Edwards came to Fort Lauderdale and echoed the dominant theme of the Kerry campaign by stating “If you want to know about John Kerry, just spend three minutes with the men who served with him thirty years ago.” Brian Craig took Edwards statement as a challenge and played this statement followed by some of the negative comments that had been made on the Steve Kane Show by some of the swift boat veterans. Brian contacted the swift boat veterans who by now had organized and informed them of Edwards’ statement and his response to it. This suggestion was turned into the television ad that received so much national attention. Many analysts believe that the swift boat ads slowed Senator Kerry’s building of momentum.

So now, boys and girls, you know the TRUE story about the birth of the Swift Boat Vets For Truth commercials. The first of those commercials was almost identical to the one that Brian Craig produced which I heard on WNN. And ever since then the Left has been completely paranoid about the Swift Boat Vets for Truth. They have even come up with a term for their criticisms, "swiftboating" which has entered the Leftwing lexicon. See, when a conservative criticizes a liberal that is now called swiftboating but when a liberal hurls the wildest of charges against a conservative, that is known to the Left as "speaking truth to power."

Now that you know the background of the Swift Boat commercials, and the resulting Leftwing paranoia about them, one can understand the rage exhibited by the Huffington Post HUffies over this STORY, "'Swift Boat' Backer Funds New Project To Target Democratic Candidates..." So let us now join the HUffies, paranoid about being "swiftboated" in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if Brian Craig will still call him an "agenda caller" the next time he phones in to the Steve Kane Show, is in the [brackets]:

"Swift Boat" Backer Funds New Project To Target Democratic Candidates...

[Run for the hills! We're being swiftboated!!!]

So my friend Robert J. Perry, the original swift-boating money man, has just plunked down the $5 million seed money to start up yet another front group entitled the Economic Freedom Fund. The Republican donor who helped bankroll the Swift Boat attacks on Democratic Sen. John Kerry's war record has given $5 million to a new group targeting Democratic candidates.

[John Kerry will show them...just as soon as he gets around to sending in his Form 180.]

Let the bastard waste his money. People that I have known for years, that have been apathetic about politics, are fired up this year. They are sick of the lies, the incompetence, the cronyism, the creeping fascism, and the hubris that the Republicans embody. Since "Swiftboating" has entered the lexicon as a sleaze tactic, it is immediately associated with the GOP.

[Since "Freudenschade" has entered the lexicon as premature gloating over a victory that hasn't happened, it is immediately associated with the Democrats.]

The GOP is going down this November but we all have to contribute time and money to help insure that it happens. Vote 06, Impeach 07 & Reinvent America 08!!!

[Freudenschade, baby! Oh, and what happened to all that Democrat jabber about impeachment not being on the table?]

Ya got one problem with your complaints against the "Swiftboat" veterans: Kerry was never able to refute what they said. They cited dates, times, places, witnesses. Kerry simply said, "How dare you challenge me, a decorated war veteran?" It was easy. Tell the truth, and they sunk Kerry's lying little swiftboat tale.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Pure pigs. Simple pigs. They are pigs, pure and simple.

[Speaking truth to power by conveniently avoiding FACTS?]

Obviously anyone and everyone who opposes such a moral and intellectual superior such as the President and all members of the Republican party can and must be "swiftboated". They must be slandered, libeled, labeled, criticized, and if necessary - jailed. If they still refuse to obey, it is well within the power of the Presidency to publicly execute anyone he sees fit. This of course will be done in the name of Freedom. If this is done in the name of Freedom, the public will not only encourage this, they will gang up on those who do not obey to help the President's cause. Think of what a wonderful country this would be if angry mobs roamed the streets, dragging out all those who have been swiftboated and publicly beating them to death as a message to all others who would dare disobey. We would then and only then be the best country ever!

[So how many showings of V For Vendetta did you sit through?]

The Swift Boat backers are no different than any conservative group. The Taliban, el-Qaeda, and Republicans all hate America and freedom. They will not rest until our democracy is destroyed. What would you have done to a nazi brown shirt in 1938? Conservatives today deserve no better.

[Are you speaking truth to power or are you one of those 9/11 Truthers?]

Let 'em lie, swipe and do G-d knows what about our great Democratic candidates. The American people are fed up and will vote out all Republicans in Novemaber. then we impeach! I cannot wait to see W squirm. I want to see hims shit in his pants. I want to see him pee in his pants. And then yell for pappy and mammy his disgusting mother who should have been lynched by an angry mob during Katrina for the horrendous things she said about the poor in this country. Shame and a pox on the Bush house forever!

[Good news! An overdose of litium WILL cure your severe case of BDS.]

C'mon Arianna. You're big with the Hollywood crowd. Five million dollars is a drop in the bucket to some of them. Get them to pony up.

[Please lean on Sean Penn to blow a few million on the Democrats!]

People that I have known for years, that have been apathetic about politics, are fired up this year. They are sick of the lies, the incompetence, the cronyism, the creeping fascism, and the hubris that the Republicans embody.

[Didn't you also post this in 2002 or was it 2004?]

We need Tony Soprano to whack these guys. They can do all the swiftboating they want from a 55-gal. drum in Jersey.

[To do that, Tony Soprano will have to go through the GOPranos.]

On more than one occasion, I like Martin Sheen in "Apocalypse Now," took my patrol boat into Cambodia. In fact, I remember spending Christmas Eve of 1968 five miles across the Cambodia border being shot at by our South Vietnamese allies who were drunk and celebrating Christmas. The absurdity of almost being killed by our own allies in a country in which President Nixon claimed there were no American troops was very real.

[That event was seared, SEARED into my memory!]

They told the stories at times they had personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of South Vietnam in addition to the normal ravage of war, and the normal and very particular ravaging which is done by the applied bombing power of this country.

[Is that you, John Kerry! Wait! It IS you!!!]

This project will work like a charm. Negative advertising is highly effective - look what happened in Rhode Island yesterday. For the first day in months, Tradebetx.com has Repubs. favored to retain control of the house. Bush's poll numbers are soaring and it is looking like 2 more years-at least - of GOP control. Year after year, people underestimate the evil brilliance of Karl Rove and co.While the Dems are making plans to hand out comittee chairmanships, Rove is engineering the most effective GOP "Get out the Vote" effort in history. When you compare their marketing people with ours, it's truly men against boys.

[Is the Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi yet? Nope. It's just Dennis Hastert wearing a Guy Fawkes mask.]

LAST TIME I checked the RNC had about $60 million and the DNC had about $7 million.
LOOK FOR THE GOP TO SPEND ALL OF IT AND LOOK FOR KARL ROVE TO TRY HIS BULLSHIT!
YOU DEMS HAD BETTER BE READY!

[YEEEEEEEAAAAUUUGGGHHHHH!!!! Thank Howard Dean for your sorry financial condition.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummiefunnies; dummies; huffies; johnkerry; kerry; swiftboat; swiftboats
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To: perfect_rovian_storm

"While the Dems are making plans to hand out comittee chairmanships, Rove is engineering the most effective GOP 'Get out the Vote' effort in history."


It's amazing that Rove can accomplish all this while Fitz still has him on Double Secret Probation....


61 posted on 09/15/2006 1:07:49 PM PDT by beans36 ("Is that 24 real hours or dog hours?")
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To: EnquiringMind

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #914.


62 posted on 09/15/2006 2:20:51 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hey PJ, because you had turned me on the the Steve Cane show, I was able to listen into some of that early swifting. I didn't realize though that that was the genesis of the entire "Swift Boat" effort, cool!

The left is entirely hypocritical about rich people funding political efforts. Melonscaife? or whatever his name was, now this guy who funded the Swift Boat thing, well what about their rich guys? Soros et al? Guess its only the Evihl rich when its Republican rich people..

63 posted on 09/15/2006 2:24:21 PM PDT by Paradox (The "smarter" the individual, the greater his power of self-delusion.)
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To: Paradox
Hey PJ, because you had turned me on the the Steve Cane show, I was able to listen into some of that early swifting. I didn't realize though that that was the genesis of the entire "Swift Boat" effort, cool!

It was a strange experience when I first heard it on the Steve Kane show. My first reaction was that it was incredible powerful the way Edwards' challenge was followed by the voices of the Swift Boat vets. Then I thought that it was going to be limited strictly to the WNN listeners. Little did I know that within weeks it would be playing on national TV and be the primary cause of Kerry's decline in the campaign. So I guess I was sort of present at the creation of the demise of the Kerry campaign.

Interesting that for all the publicity about those commercials, FEW know about its genesis.

64 posted on 09/15/2006 3:42:49 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Barset
One of the best things about your blog is how you put the the madness of the Left within the historical reality of events, which further maddens the Left.

Thanx. BTW, the other night I had a very vivid dream. You ever have one of those dreams where you are reading a book? Well, I was reading the DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert). Anyway, I remember some of the text but best of all I still remember the chapters. The written book had a very different format than what I originally imagined. Instead of just being a rehash of the DUFUs which you can just read in the original on the web, the Chapters were broken down according to people (Pied Piper Pitt, Benburch, etc.) and themes (Freudenschade, Rove's "indictment," Hopi Witch Doctors, meds, astrology). I even remember (in my dream) playing the CD-ROM and was astonished at what I saw. It was all in glorious color. I won't reveal everything but one of the kewl things I saw on the CD-ROM was an animation of Li'l Beaver dancing with Marilyn Monroe to the tune of "Tropical Heat Wave" which she was singing. At one point, Marilyn kissed Li'l Beaver on the cheek and the normally agressive Li'l Beaver blushed beet red. It was all quite vivid and caused me to rethink my original DUFU book idea. This dream was so incredible that I KNOW it was my subconcious speaking to me.

Mary Matalin---WHERE ARE YOU????

65 posted on 09/15/2006 3:52:05 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hey, great book idea PJ. Forget about Matalin and go straight to Regnery!


66 posted on 09/15/2006 4:00:24 PM PDT by The Right Stuff
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To: PJ-Comix
I wasn't aware of the history PJ. Thanks for bringing me up to speed.

L

67 posted on 09/15/2006 4:04:13 PM PDT by Lurker (islam is not a religion. It's the new face of Fascism in our time and we ignore it at our peril.)
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To: The Right Stuff
Hey, great book idea PJ. Forget about Matalin and go straight to Regnery!

I did and they turned me down. Maybe Regnery is UNAWARE that I plan to have a KILLER CD-ROM insert to go with the book. The animated comix would be done by Bob Lizarraga and Brian Chin, both PROFESSIONAL cartoonists, with whom I've worked in the past. Reconsider Regenery! The DUmmie FUnnies book will be UNLIKE any political humor book done in the past.

68 posted on 09/15/2006 4:19:30 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #915.

Are you PAYING ATTENTION, REGNERY??? Biggest PING List on the FR!!! Doesn't that tell you something. And remember my ace in the hole---the CD-ROM insert that goes with the book. What do I have to do Regnery to get you to reconsider? Crawl nekkid across broken glass and publicly kiss your buttocks? (And the strange thing is that I would actually do that if that is what it takes to get them to publish a DUmmie FUnnies book...with CD-ROM insert with the secret stuff.)

69 posted on 09/15/2006 4:25:42 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Barset
"Matthews and Larry ("Liar, liar, creepy liar") O'Donnell were the worst things to happen to the Kerry campaign,"

Here is the video:

Click Image to Watch low quality 1.1 MB video in .wmv format

If you have a high speed connection, CLICK HERE for the 5.7 MB High Quality .wmv Video

70 posted on 09/15/2006 4:49:54 PM PDT by DocRock
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To: PJ-Comix
"Pure pigs. Simple pigs. They are pigs, pure and simple."

But you'll notice - it didn't say "lying pigs."

Deep down, it knows better.
71 posted on 09/15/2006 6:14:49 PM PDT by decal (See gas prices drop! See Dems howl! Howl, Dems, howl! Howl,howl,howl!)
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To: PJ-Comix
"If they still refuse to obey, it is well within the power of the Presidency to publicly execute anyone he sees fit."

WOW - does he get to wear that cool black hood, too? Does the condemned have to tip him to ensure a clean cut with the axe?
72 posted on 09/15/2006 6:16:59 PM PDT by decal (See gas prices drop! See Dems howl! Howl, Dems, howl! Howl,howl,howl!)
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To: NewLand

Classic, kerry comes off as such a pussy.he just does oh and dont forget the sperm suit pic from the space center.LOL


73 posted on 09/15/2006 10:00:14 PM PDT by HANG THE EXPENSE (Defeat liberalism, its the right thing to do for America.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

That was perfect! nailed his lying commie behind.LMFAO


74 posted on 09/15/2006 10:03:55 PM PDT by HANG THE EXPENSE (Defeat liberalism, its the right thing to do for America.)
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To: MarineBrat

Keep your powder dry because he is going to try it again.SBVFT will get my money if the need it. I can think of no better place to spend it. Can you?


75 posted on 09/15/2006 10:07:43 PM PDT by HANG THE EXPENSE (Defeat liberalism, its the right thing to do for America.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Mary Matalin---WHERE ARE YOU????

Get OUTTA here! </elaine>

Ya know what keeps ME up at night? A stylized line drawing of a bandit tiptoeing away a large bag of swag. Only the bag says "Military Ballots" on it, and the bandit has a photo of James "Snakehead What Is That Poor Girl Still Doing There?" Carville P-Shopped in.


76 posted on 09/15/2006 11:07:06 PM PDT by Watery Tart (Mark Green for Governor.|J.B. Van Hollen for A.G.| Russ Feingold for clerk at the Mustard Museum)
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To: DocRock

Thanx for posting the video. BTW, I notice that Larry O'Donnell isn't on MSNBC very much any more. Maybe even liberals realize he hurts there cause.


77 posted on 09/16/2006 1:05:26 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
They must be slandered, libeled, labeled, criticized, and if necessary - jailed. If they still refuse to obey, it is well within the power of the Presidency to publicly execute anyone he sees fit. This of course will be done in the name of Freedom. If this is done in the name of Freedom, the public will not only encourage this, they will gang up on those who do not obey to help the President's cause.

When I first read this, I got a cold chill!!!!

Replace "president" with "fuhrer" (if this is way was to spell it), and you have EXACTLY what happened in Germany during the 1930-40's.

Surely, libs and dems can't be this blind and stupid, can they? Right now, the only thing I see that is lower than their contempt for the President is their IQ....If IQ's can be tallied in NEGATIVE numbers!

(And they have the nerve to call US "fascists")

78 posted on 09/16/2006 2:38:06 AM PDT by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: NEPA
I have been waiting for the "reeducation camps" for over 5 years. So far no camps -- but the DUmmies talk about them like they are a current reality.
You are obviously out of the loop. The reeducation camps are Walmart stores. When the government needs them they will be cleared out and the parking lots will be fenced. It's part of the reason the left hates Walmart so much.

A little correction here:
I used to work at Walmart, I have some insight in this matter...

The "camps" are at Walmart, but they are beneath the stores. Liberals are forced into the camps and to work manufacturing the goods and products Walmart sells, all the while listening to Rush Limbaugh and other conservative talk shows. On the weekends, they can watch NFL Football and NASCAR racing on TV, and if they are "good", a few minutes of FOX News.

I discovered this plan while on break one night when I overheard the store managers and a tall figure with dark glasses discussing "progress" reports on the store's "overhead"....

I have made similar posts in this forum concerning this, not only to inform, but mostly to stoke DUmmie paranoia....

79 posted on 09/16/2006 2:57:36 AM PDT by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: dirtbiker
They must be slandered, libeled, labeled, criticized, and if necessary - jailed. If they still refuse to obey, it is well within the power of the Presidency to publicly execute anyone he sees fit. This of course will be done in the name of Freedom. If this is done in the name of Freedom, the public will not only encourage this, they will gang up on those who do not obey to help the President's cause.

I read that and could not believe what I was reading. Those people at the DUmp must be one hateful bunch. I refuse to access that web site. I did years ago, and couldn't believe the number of times the F word was used. I guess that must be the #1 word in their vocabulary. It sounds like Saddam Hussein posts on DU.

80 posted on 09/16/2006 4:37:44 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The media and the democrats are the biggest supporters of the terrorists.)
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