DUmmie FUnnies 08-21-06 (TruthOut Announces Impending Arrival Of The Great Pumpkin)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 21, 2006 | Jason Leopold, Marc Ash, DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Ludicrous]

My favorite part of Fitzmas was the hillary led standing-o for the non-event.

[Christopher Lincoln]

I'm glad Cheney and Rove are getting their due.

Not yet, but they will - and the DUmmies won't like it a bit.

[PJ-Comix]

I found another BlogSpot Blog that does the same shtick as me. AmericaBlog.Com. Type that name in the URL bog and up pops "AmericaBlog.BlogSpot.Com" Good name.

[MichiganConservative]

Where did you register dummiefunnies.com? How are you doing the forwarding?

[PJ-Comix]

Registered it for just under 9 bucks at NameCheap.Com. They had the free tool to do the forwarding but I didn't realize it until just the other day. BTW, LittleGreenFootballs is the same. Type in "LittleGreenFootballs.Com" and up pops "LittleGreenFootballs.com/weblog".

[alarm rider]

Yes, so true. I get mine on or before the 19th of every month. The last cryptic message included these words:

"Wound my heart with a monotonous languor" and;

"The football is on the table".

Did anyone else get this from the weather machine e-mail?

[rzeznikj at stout]

Relax. It's a screen play to the right. Common feature in our playbook.

[GeronL]

But does anybody know how to KEEP it reading "DUmmieFUnnies.Com" after it forwards to BlogSpot?

Hey, if he isn't too busy maybe the one of the Robinsons knows?

[Cyclops08]

Ya know it takes a special kind of moron to fall for the same thing again and again and again.
Did all the DUmmies ride the short bus?

I can only conclude that liberal/progressive means uneducated.

After the complete beating DU took after the first round of the scandal, you would think they would be hesitant to embrace this again. And yet, WITH NO EVIDENCE, They are taking liars at their word all over again!

Hey DU lurkers! Somebody please find and slap Skinner upside the head for allowing yet another debacle to engulf DU.
Don't you guys have any pride?

[gate2wire]

If Rove gets indicted, that's proof Leopold was right. If he doesn't get indicted, that's no proof that Leopold was wrong.

WTF? Ol' jason stated, unequivocally, that Rove was indicted. So in the DUmmie mind, "If he doesn't get indicted, that's no proof that Leopold was wrong."

Beam me up Scotty.

[gardencatz]

"...based on sources close to the investigation (parking garage attendants)... These experts said (a couple of law professors who don't want their names connected with these lunatics)...sources with direct knowledge of the behind-the-scenes legal wrangling (file clerks who thought they saw Rove's name on a note in a file)...Other sources who have also been involved (file clerk from the temp agency filling in while the regular girl was on maternity leave)...The sources said (Joe Wilson's wishful thinking after a few beers with Pitt)...Sources directly familiar with the investigation (waitress at the cafe where Fitzgerald has lunch a couple times a week)...according to the sources familiar with the case (Joe & Val's babysitter)...Sources familiar with the ongoing probe (benburch, even if he's not at DU, I doubt he could resist a probe)...Constitutional experts are deliberating with the Plame investigators (lawyers no longer working on the civil suit because there's NO CASE)...sources said (some guy standing outside the courthouse smoking a cigarette when Fitzgerald walked by)...well-placed sources (mail room clerk from shift B)...According to experts in federal criminal law (more lawyers who know better than to go on record for a story where the wishful thinking gets more bizarre the more these "reporters" prove themselves wrong)...It was Luskin, sources said (Luskin's vet, who then asked Truthout NEVER call again)...According to those familiar with the letter (mail room clerk's ex-girlfriend)...the sources said (wild speculation during a Truthout phone conference)...

Wow, guess they've been vindicated!

Cindie

[franksolich]

I was gone all day; I happened to notice P-J's anti-bison comment on the previous edition of the DUmmie FUnnies, but that pales in significance to that another prominent long-time DUmmie, "jarasang," just got raptured out of DUmmieland.

[gardencatz]

Well you just need to catch up with the latest excuse: The indictment could be dismissed down the road, meaning the public may never get the opportunity to learn the identity of the defendant or the substance of the criminal case. (Our excuse when the case is dismissed and NOTHING else happens). See, he WAS indicted but we may never know about it...so Jason is RIGHT because we all KNOW what liars the BFEE are!

Cindie

[COBOL2Java]

I'm glad Cheney and Rove are getting their due.

Actually, it's "getting their Dew"...

[feefee]

I was gone all day; I happened to notice P-J's anti-bison comment on the previous edition of the DUmmie FUnnies, but that pales in significance to that another prominent long-time DUmmie, "jarasang," just got raptured out of DUmmieland.

thanks for your pings recently. been trying to keep up while packing the apartment and dealing with a pesky computer (running out of time, thought he resolved his issues, and now dealing with him post-move).

the last time I talked about a rapture/end of the earth deal was with a police pal in Iowa, Planet X was supposed to hit us or something (can't remember all details right now).

I just want to make it to my new place, we have cornfields (oh so exciting), areas of the U.S. we've never been, and big mountains to drive through. And a show to attend the evening of 9/16!

speaking of bison, which new quarter has the pic of a bison on it, I put one in the machine last week, thought of you, but can't remember right now.

[franksolich]

speaking of bison, which new quarter has the pic of a bison on it, I put one in the machine last week, thought of you, but can't remember right now.

That was the Kansas quarter-dollar.

We here in Nebraska wanted to have the Indian Chief Standing Bear on our quarter-dollar, but we got a rock in western Nebraska instead.

Nothing against the famous Chimney Rock, an important landmark for pioneers heading west, and where I spent my own infancy, but really, Chief Standing Bear seemed a better choice.

[feefee]

thanks.

unfortunately, we won't be hitting Nebraska on the drive west, although it looks like we're driving across Kansas. I'll have to go look that state up, the sunflowers in ND provided a bit of a break, perhaps Kansas is similar.

[jennyjenny]

Not to mention the suspicious timing of it all.

Geez, how I'd love to be Gillespie about now.

[Cheburashka]

Are they still on this? I thought even the DUmmies had decided the "24 business hours" and the May 12 indictment was fake. Besides, I've talked to Karl about this and he promised he's not getting indicted...
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Eventually the medication stops working at the current dosages and the delusional episodes begin to reoccur. The doctors have to check to see if they have anything new and more powerful in their bags.

It's a vicious circle.

[Cheburashka]

I have it on good authority that Karl Rove has been indicted and plead guilty, and he has been sentenced to die at the end of his natural life.

Until then he is sentenced to do community service work at the White House involving duties as designated by the President at a salary equal to or greater than the salary he was receiving last year.