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DUmmie FUnnies 06-14-06 (DUmmies SLAM Patrick Fitzgerald)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 14, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/14/2006 4:13:11 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Remember all the DUmmie adultation for Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald? They looked upon Fitz as their savior who would frogwalk Karl Rove across the White House lawn and bring down the EVIL Bush Regime. He was their knight in shining armor of impeccable integrity. DUmmie woman gushed over Fitz and even wanted to bear his children. Well, all that has changed over the course of the past day when it was announced that there will be NO Fitzmas since Fitzgerald WON'T be indicting Karl Rove. As a result, the opposite opinion of Fitzgerald has formed in DUmmieland to the point that he is being SLAMMED there for possibly making some sort of underhanded dirty deal with the Mighty Rove as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Jonathan Turley: Fitz gave Rove assistance in clearing up misstatements." So let us now watch the DUmmies slam their tarnished star who stole Fitzmas from them in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still waiting for WILLIAM RIVERS PITT to sober up enough to apologize for his MAJOR part in perpetrating the Hoaxmas myth, is in the [brackets]:

Jonathan Turley: Fitz gave Rove assistance in clearing up misstatements

[Aw. The Truth-Outs. Patrick Fitzgerald was a secret Rovian agent all along.]

RAW STORY

"I've never seen, frankly, someone involved in an investigation of this kind given so many chances to continually correct and amend prior testimony. There are many prosecutors who would have indicted Rove on his first statement," George Washington University Law Professor Jonathan Turley told CBS. "He was given a great deal of deference and quite frankly, assistance, by the prosecutor."

[Let the slamming of Fitzgerald begin!]

Who here still thinks the game's not rigged? Come see me about buying a bridge.

[Rigged from the start. Oh, and the charges against Libby? Not to worry. It was set up to be so ridiculous that the whole case will be thrown out of court.]

I just read that statement by Turley on the Washington Post. He doesn't think too highly of my favorite prosecutor, I guess.

[The first of MANY liberals who will now be turning on Fitzgerald.]

Fitzgerald may have gave Rove A Proffer & Subsequently Immunity

[Fitzgerald gave Rove a free pass to continue with his vast Rovian conspiracies.]

I tend to agree with what Turley said Scooter didn't get this kind of treatment. Scooter testified twice early in the investigation (like Rove) and was never called back again. Rove, however, was called back three times after his first two appearances before the grand jury.

[Scooter was just a temporary sacrificial lamb to keep the liberals from noticing that there was no real Fitzmas last October when the lame charges came in against only ONE person. But not to worry. It's all been fixed that the dopey charges against Libby will be thrown out of court. No Fitzmas but you can still hope for the arrival of the Great Pumpkin.]

so the Fitzgerald halo appears to be dimming...

[Tarnished beyond repair.]

I'm of the mind that Fitz got what he wanted from him.

[Nothing.]

I think the salient point in this, like all other issues these days, is that the GOP has all the angles covered. They control all the media, all the judges, all the lawyers, all the lawmakers, all the police, sherriffs, FBI, CIA, etc. There's no one on our side in any of these battles. There is no one we can turn to to keep Whitewell from fixing elections in OH. There's no one we can turn to to get someone, ANYONE, prosecuted for leaking Valerie Plame's identity to the press. We're completely devoid of options for redress of grievances.

[ATTENTION DUMMIES: Do NOT attempt to vote. WE own ALL your Diebold Machines. WE control the executive. WE control the legislative. WE control the judiciary. Voting will do you no good because WE control the results. GIVE UP NOW!!!]

Time for people to wake up. With Rove free to kill the Dem chances in November, we are about to see one of the greatest comebacks in political history. We are also about to be savaged and made irrelevant !!

[You are about to be savaged and ravaged by Rove. But cheer up. Isn't Nancy Pelosi supposed to become the Speaker of the House after this November's election?]

The Dems already are irrelevant as per TOJ's post. We are f*cked!

["You are the dead. Stand out in the middle of the room. Stand back to back. Clasp your hands behind your heads. Do not touch one another. The Thought Police will now take over the situation."]

Karl has the shit on everybody and there families. Everything. Think about it. There is no one that any of us knows who does not have something in either their or a loved one's past that they wouldn't go to almost any length to conceal.

[Karl Rove had the goods on Fitzgerald from the get-go. It had to do with that nasty jaywalking incident in Fitzgerald's past that he thought was forgotten but was dredged up by the Vast Rovian Machine to be used against him.]

Wouldn't it works both ways. Rove is only (grrr) human. He has a past, too, right! You mean no one has the stamina or guts to stand up to this so called architect? It's unbelievable and so surreal.

[Rove's evil past has been conveniently dumped down the Memory Hole.]

Amen! Let's not forget that Fitz is a Repub. All of our fondness for Fitz is, I think, misplaced. He's a salve for the dissenters. Would Ken Starr have ever offered such extraordinary latitude to Clinton? Fitz is a Repub. Let's say it again. Fitzgerald is a Republican! And a loyal one, at that.

[Fitz is a Repub and a Secret Rovian Agent.]

Looks like all we got for Fitzmas was a beat-up scooter

[LOL! Great punch line! I must remember it.]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; karlrove; patrickfitzgerald
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Liberal Barry is now on the local Steve Kane Radio show talking about his call to Ed Shultz yesterday when he whined about losing $150 to Steve Kane over the Rove NON-indictment. Liberal Barry now slamming Jason Leopold for changing his story. Hey, Liberal Barry, you placed your faith in Jason Leopold and it cost you $150. Steve Kane now mocking Liberal Barry for placing his faith in a "nutcase."

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 06/14/2006 4:13:13 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 06/14/2006 4:14:20 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: dennisw

Liberal Barry was back on the Steve Kane show this morning. Take a look at my comments about this above in Reply #1.


3 posted on 06/14/2006 4:15:45 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Damn....I finally got in before the first 3,000!!!


4 posted on 06/14/2006 4:17:48 AM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I'm not a curmudgeon!!!! I've just been in a bad mood since '73)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

Everybody is SLOW today. 4 minutes elapsed between initial posting and the first reply from someone other than me. I was even able to get in an extra reply before anybody else here replied. Keep on your toes, folks!


5 posted on 06/14/2006 4:20:23 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Under 10.. what a thrill


6 posted on 06/14/2006 4:22:28 AM PDT by SCALEMAN
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To: PJ-Comix
One just Had to know this was coming. These loonies are cannibals.
7 posted on 06/14/2006 4:23:45 AM PDT by Chuck54 (Our great President & Commander in Chief, nothing more, nothing less, nothing else. 'Nuff said!)
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To: PJ-Comix

The freakshow continues. Top 10.


8 posted on 06/14/2006 4:24:05 AM PDT by SC Swamp Fox (Join our Folding@Home team (Team# 36120) keyword: folding)
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To: PJ-Comix

The fitzmas gift that keeps on giving.


9 posted on 06/14/2006 4:24:08 AM PDT by carlr
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To: PJ-Comix
Liberal Barry is now on the local Steve Kane Radio show talking about his call to Ed Shultz yesterday when he whined about losing $150 to Steve Kane over the Rove NON-indictment.

Hey, I was impressed Liberal Barry stated he would make good on the bet. I got a big laugh when he whined that he was going to have to borrow the money from his mother in order to pay Steve. Both Steve and Brian were classy enough not to further bash him on that note, but I was cracking up. If he' so pathetic that he can't back up a $150 bet, why is he compromising his mother to begin with?!? It was just another defining moment when he tried to make it appear that Steve was taking the money from his mother. Unbelievable...yet, consistent for a Democrat.

I hope his mother told him to take a hike.

I think Brian's coming along and doing a good job taking over Steve's spot. He's learned the tricks he needs to stir up debate, equally PO'ing both conservatives and liberals in the process. He generates debate from both sides. Keeps it interesting and makes the show his own. I miss Steve a lot, though. Listening to him methodically verbally eviscerate a liberal is a highlight of any morning.

10 posted on 06/14/2006 4:24:09 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Looks like all we got for Fitzmas was a beat-up scooter


11 posted on 06/14/2006 4:24:53 AM PDT by RobFromGa (The GOP will retain the Senate and House in 2006- Let's Do Something With It!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Top 15! Woohoooo!

NFP

12 posted on 06/14/2006 4:27:12 AM PDT by Notforprophet (Democrats have stood their own arguments on their heads so often that they now stand for nothing.)
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To: PJ-Comix
We're completely devoid of options for redress of grievances.

Move to Cuba. You'll have freedom in that island paradise.

13 posted on 06/14/2006 4:30:25 AM PDT by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix

Poor Fitz. One day a hero, the next a goat.


14 posted on 06/14/2006 4:34:31 AM PDT by shezza (God bless our military heroes)
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To: PJ-Comix
We are also about to be savaged and made irrelevant !!

Poor fool doesn`t seem to realize that irrelevancy happened long ago.

15 posted on 06/14/2006 4:35:31 AM PDT by carlr
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To: RobFromGa
Looks like all we got for Fitzmas was a beat-up scooter

That makes a GREAT tagline.

16 posted on 06/14/2006 4:37:28 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: All

I know I've seen Jonathan Turley but can't place him. Could someone post a picture?


17 posted on 06/14/2006 4:38:41 AM PDT by RedRover
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To: PJ-Comix
I think the salient point in this, like all other issues these days, is that the GOP has all the angles covered. They control all the media, all the judges, all the lawyers, all the lawmakers, all the police, sherriffs, FBI, CIA, etc.

Dang, the DUers are so loony-left they think the media and Nancy Pelosi are right-wingers.

18 posted on 06/14/2006 4:39:39 AM PDT by shezza (God bless our military heroes)
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To: PJ-Comix

Golly, first 20! Never been here before in these rarefied atmosphere. Thank you PJ once-again for reading the Shi'ite so we don't have to...


19 posted on 06/14/2006 4:40:46 AM PDT by LibertyLee (George W. Bush--now more than ever! Stay with him on Immigration too! He Deserves our trust!)
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To: PJ-Comix
There's no one we can turn to to get someone, ANYONE, prosecuted for leaking Valerie Plame's identity to the press.

That would be because:


20 posted on 06/14/2006 4:44:45 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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