Bad-ass Brass Knuckle Implants (Stupidity Alert)

modblog.bmezine.com ^ | December 7th, 2005 | SHANNON LARRATT

[Sarajevo]

Earlier today I was looking at some fancy-pants Rhinestone brass knuckles on boingboing. If people think that's cool, check out Krissy's implanted silicone brass implants by Joe Amato in Florida. You may also remember Joe as one of the gonzo piercers who brought us eyelid piercing.

The procedure took a few hours (after which Krissy went back to work the same day) with most of the time being spent laying anchor stitches to reduce shifting. Healing was uneventful with some bruising and swelling for the first week. Mederma treatment is starting soon to minimize the insertion scar.

[Sarajevo]

Did you ever have one of those evenings where the regular threads were so boring that you went surfing through the net for unusual sites? Tonight was one of those nights. Check out the link for comments on this silly fad.

[Walkingfeather]

why not implant Numchucks on their @ss? makes about as much sense.

[technomage]

Some people have no ability to comprehend what their actions may do to them months, or years later.

If I saw a broad (yup, I said broad) that had something like that done, well, I would think she was mentally deranged, or a Deathocrat (yeah, I know, no difference).

[RabidBartender]

WHY??????

Words fail me.

[Begin]

I guess the plaintiff in this case worked herself into a tizzy over nothing.

[InvisibleChurch]

maybe a couch implant?

[Fenris6]

I bet TSA loves them. How the hell do they pass a metal detector?

[Slings and Arrows]

And the Dumb@ss Idea Of The Year Award goes to...

[beaver fever]

You think that's bad.

What about the guy who cut his penis down the middle. ISTG the guy has two penises that are capable of erection but he has to sit down to pee.

This is actually the Academy awards of body mod.

Brass implants? That's for Quakers.

[bannie]

Let's see....hmmm....what heavy, bone-crushing object can I place near my heart? You know: something that will break through my rib cage in any kind of accident...something that will insure that I die in case the accident isn't horrible enough to kill me without help...

DUH!

[Charles Henrickson]

Why didn't she have them implanted ON HER KNUCKLES? HEL-LO! Earth to Krissy! What good will these do you in a fight? Are you going to ram somebody into your clavicle?

[birbear]

i'm curious to know HOW you found a site like that.

but not that curious.

Vomit launch.

[MarineBrat]

I'd give her some kind of award! Here it is!

[MRMEAN]

Hahaha...from the comments, Krissy the blond writes:

12-12-2005 11:32:02
So, yeah....I'm not at all straight edge. As far as the second picture goes, it needs to be drained :/ My body heals things like crap....but it looks quite elegant when it is fluidless! :)This whole experience was amazing! Just knowing the amount of pain I coudl handle, and being a part of something so taboo....it was great!
As for Trigger: I didn't do it to myself, I just watched :D
Krissy

[msf92497]

Priceless.

[coconutt2000]

Does that couch implant come with a television remote implant?

[TheCrusader]

"check out Krissy's implanted silicone brass implants"

Maybe this fad will lead to Democrat men having silicone brass balls implanted and we can all stand together against islamic terrorism.

[martin_fierro]

why do all the good threads happen when i'm on the road + ltd to a 2 inch phone screen?

will have to check this one out later. meanwhile, THE CHEAP SLOTS BECKON!

[Charles Henrickson]

THE CHEAP SLOTS BECKON!

Watch out for the cheap *sluts*, though.

[beyond the sea]

Bad-ass Brass Knuckle Implants ----

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