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DUmmie FUnnies ("my date had to cancel, cheer me up")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 4, 2005 | Dummies, steve2470, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/04/2005 5:17:50 PM PST by PJ-Comix

It’s Friday night and guess what DUmmie has a HOT date tonight? If you guessed Dummie steve2470 then you would be WRONG as you can see from the title of this DUmmie THREAD: “my date had to cancel, cheer me up.” Yeah, yeah, I know some of you are a bit perturbed with me for featuring the dating woes of steve2470 and I know it is sort of wrong to laugh at him….but, DAMN, I just can’t help it! This DUmmie is providing MORE LAUGHS than a standup comedian. Plus if steve2470 truly wanted to keep from being publicly humiliated you might think he wouldn’t post his HILARIOUS dating woes on a public forum. Therefore let us now watch the Friday Night DUmmie Comedy Theater with the DUmmie laugh lines in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, rolling in the aisle from the laughter, is in the [brackets]:

my date had to cancel, cheer me up. I'm really not that bummed cuz she was so incredibly nice and motivated, just couldn't get a babysitter. Oh well, c'est la vie !

[LOL! You bought into her lame “cold sore on the lip” excuse for why she couldn’t kiss you last week and now you are falling for the equally lame, “I couldn’t get a babysitter” routine. Hello, Charlie Brown. Lucy just pulled the football away from you again. But cheer up. Lucy will also pull the football away from you again next week.]

Pay-per-view and baby oil.

[Yeah. I can picture steve2470 watching “The Happy Hooker” on the tube by himself tonight all covered in baby oil.]

what's the baby oil for?

[DUmmie Catwoman proving just how much of a DUmmie she is by asking that question.]

I'm guessing he needs a bit of help in the self-help area. Another instance when having a "convertible" is helpful.

[A cure for terminal nerdiness would also be helpful.]

Go to her house?

[Stalk her?]

can't but good idea. she has 2 little kids who don't know me yet.

[Maybe they will get to know you, steve2470, while you tap in code from outside the window while stalking your almost date.]

Good idea! Call and offer to bring pizza. If she says yes- take something for the kid. If she says no....um, well...

[I think the guy who is really dating her right now likes pineapples on his pizza.]

um can't...she doesn't want her kids to bond with me and then have me do the disappearing number and f**k them up mentally. I respect her for that. I really do.

[She prefers that you just pull that disappearing act RIGHT NOW.]

Dates have canceled on me all the time...and they were lying, nasty people! So you see, it could be much, much worse.

[You actually think that steve2470’s almost date was telling the truth with that lame excuse about the babysitter? Which reminds me. How come steve2470 didn’t offer to pay for the babysitter? Is he that cheap? No wonder his almost date bailed on him.]

your post says 6:00, the night is young

[steve2470 has been after the same woman for 15 years with NO LUCK and you somehow expect him to score with another chick in just the next 3 or 4 hours?]


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This edition of the DUFUs will have to tide you over until AM Monday. I have my own dating routine to do later this weekend. However, the BIG DATE I want is with Jeff Kleinman of the Graybill and English Literary Agency to explain to him why the DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for the comix) would be a big seller. I hope Jeff Kleinman doesn't give me that lame babysitter excuse not to see me and contacts me at: PJ-Comix.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 03/04/2005 5:17:51 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

1?


2 posted on 03/04/2005 5:18:32 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 03/04/2005 5:18:57 PM PST by PJ-Comix ( Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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Seeing as how I'm dateless on a friday night, no way I'm teasing the DUHmmies ;o)


4 posted on 03/04/2005 5:20:35 PM PST by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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You HAVE to be making this $hit up.....


5 posted on 03/04/2005 5:20:36 PM PST by dakine
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ROFLMAO!!!!!


6 posted on 03/04/2005 5:22:09 PM PST by KoRn (~Halliburton Told Me......)
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To: PJ-Comix

Is this the DUmmie version of reality television?


7 posted on 03/04/2005 5:22:29 PM PST by SaveTheChief (Bender's Computer Dating Service -- Discrete and Discreet)
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steve2470 and his hot coochie mama, in happier times:


8 posted on 03/04/2005 5:24:14 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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To: PJ-Comix
she has 2 little kids who don't know me yet.

Step AWAY from the toddlers, Jerry Lee. :)

9 posted on 03/04/2005 5:25:53 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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Is this the DUmmie version of reality television?

I think DUmmie steve2470 needs to wear a hidden camera on him as he keeps getting shot down by his almost date. It could be the COMEDY HIT of the TV season.

10 posted on 03/04/2005 5:26:12 PM PST by PJ-Comix ( Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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"um can't...she doesn't want her kids to bond with me"



Hmmmm Could it be?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1356352/posts


11 posted on 03/04/2005 5:28:45 PM PST by cripplecreek (The crippled stool is the cadillac of poopin stools.)
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Sounds like something Fox might buy.


12 posted on 03/04/2005 5:29:16 PM PST by SaveTheChief (Bender's Computer Dating Service -- Discrete and Discreet)
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To: PJ-Comix
"It’s Friday night and guess what DUmmie has a HOT date tonight?"

LOL!!!!

Hey wait a minute...the only reason I'm here now is because MY plans got cancelled, too...

Making fun of this poor guy is NOT funny! ;)

13 posted on 03/04/2005 5:30:52 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (In a very, very bad mood today. :()
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To: PJ-Comix

Oh, my goodness. PJ, you are writing this guy's stuff, aren't you?

We KNEW this was gonna happen two weeks ago!


14 posted on 03/04/2005 5:31:47 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day (If you wanna taste the water, you gotta come to the river.)
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"she was so incredibly nice and motivated"

Watching her study for her GED made me SO hot!

15 posted on 03/04/2005 5:32:12 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (In a very, very bad mood today. :()
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Hey wait a minute...the only reason I'm here now is because MY plans got cancelled, too...

Happened to me too. :/

16 posted on 03/04/2005 5:32:18 PM PST by TBarnett34 ("Unnngh!" -John F'n Kerry, 11/2/04)
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To: PJ-Comix

I like pineapple on my pizza, as long as there is pepperoni with it.


17 posted on 03/04/2005 5:32:37 PM PST by Gabz (Wanna join my tag team?)
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To: PJ-Comix
my date had to cancel

"I'm shocked--shocked--to find out that she canceled!"

18 posted on 03/04/2005 5:32:51 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (We'll always have that time with the cold sore.)
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"um can't...she doesn't want her kids to bond with me and then have me do the disappearing number and f**k them up mentally. I respect her for that. I really do. "

What a bunch of bull.


19 posted on 03/04/2005 5:34:04 PM PST by imskylark
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she doesn't want her kids to bond with me and then have me do the disappearing number and f**k them up mentally.

Oh. My. Gosh.

He didn't actually fall for that line, did he? He DID!!!

20 posted on 03/04/2005 5:34:15 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day (If you wanna taste the water, you gotta come to the river.)
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