[PJ-Comix]

No AM DUFU edition tomorrow but you will have plenty to mull over in this edition until the Friday PM DUFUs. Yes, I know the DUFUs are addictive but I have to take care of some things tomorrow morning like earning a few bucks so I can sit here and do MORE DUFUing. Of course, if I get a book contract for the DUmmie FUnnies I can produce even MORE editions. And speaking of a book contract, if you are a literary agent or book publisher, you can contact me about this at: PJ-Comix.

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[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Mr. Mojo]

"I am mad as hell about having been victimized"

Poor widdle "victim."

[The Drowning Witch]

MY GOD. It's starting to get too wierd for me....

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

There is a complete control of power here, and we have none of it.

I promised myself that after the New Year I would stop but as long as they continue to weep pools of bitter tears I will continue to splash happily in those pools.

Maybe I will stop after the 20th....

[Knitting A Conundrum]

It surely must have been a hard choice today, PJ...so many choice threads to choose from!

[Petronski]

Gloom, despair and agony on me.
Deep dark depression, excessive misery.
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.
Gloom, despair and agony on me.

[visualops]

Osama bin Trotsky?

LOL that's good

[A_perfect_lady]

Sorry we don't have the smoking cannon we need yet -- but it is out there.

They don't believe Saddam had WMD even though we saw the piles of gassed Kurds and had the intel reports (even some in French!). But they do believe there was voter fraud because... well... because.... because their guy didn't win! ("But he HAD to win!! If he didn't win, it wasn't fair! Why? Because 'fair' is 'when I get what I want!' Because Democracy=My Guy Wins. Always!!"

Sigh. What do you do with people like this? I mean, besides point and laugh.

[beezdotcom]

In many Republican locations there were more votes than voters. In many Democratic locations there were fewer votes than voters.

Maybe the DU bubbas are from the Bizarro Universe, where this statement ISN'T 180 degrees out of sync from reality. Yeesh!

[queenkathy]

I can't stand their vulger name calling. They are getting worse today than usual. Now they want to "b" slap everyone who disagrees with them. I continue to ask "How the heck old are these little people, little whiney, little temper tantrums et al?"

[EllaMinnow]

Before I read any further - is it Robert Mitchum Max Cady laugh, or Robert DeNiro Max Cady laugh?

I have to be in the proper frame of mind for maximum DuFu enjoyment.

[A_perfect_lady]

We have no choice. We either fight or die like sheep...

Hmmm.... somewhere around here I have a recipe for mutton curry...

[hattend]

Bump for later

[carlr]

"There is a complete control of power here,and we have none of it"

First,thank God.
Second,all the grand talk of democracy,compassion for the underclass etc. goes out the window.In moments of openness they admit that it is "power"that they want.

[eddie willers]

this "just for show" debate which is covered NOWHERE in the mainstream media

I keep a personalized "My Yahoo" page as my "home" page and have the three top stories from Reuters, AP, Washington Post, LAT and AFP listed at the top of the page.

Not a peep about this speed bump.

I predict another round of P.E.S.T. at DU.

[cgbg]

There were dozens of threads today you could have chosen.

One poster suggested you could write a whole Dummie Funny book just about today!

I loved their attacks on each individual senator or congressman who "stabbed them in the back"--Hillary, Obama, Levin, etc. You might want to pick up on one of those threads at some point.

Another set of threads today were the "I Believe" denial threads--Pitt amd followers seemed to be in full retreat on their previous claims. I think these guys are really Stalinists at heart. If they don't like history they just erase it--and blackball anyone who claims to remember it. :-)

[Peacerose]

Our government has experienced a coup, and nobody cares but us in the minority, and they will not relenquish power.

This is the most fabulously stupid DUmmie post yet! Still haven't connected being in the minority with losing the election. Failure to connect with reality? You bet!

[CFC__VRWC]

The MSM did these nutbars the biggest favor of their lives by largely ignoring their pathetic little "protest" of the election. Only a relative few know just what stark staring mad moonbats they really are. If the media had gone wall-to-wall on this disgusting little show, the whole world would realize these people are certifiably insane.

Figures they're all to stupid to appreciate the gift they've been given. But it is funny. :)

[prairiebreeze]

They make it seem like we are attacking Americans and encouraging terrorists,

I can't even make it through the thread before I respond to this. You ARE supporting and encouraging the terrorists you witless DUmmie. That you don't see how is PRECISELY why your inept, misguided and corrupt party must never ever be in power of this great nation ever, ever again!

[airborne]

DUmmiecratick Underworld - The gift that keeps on giving!