Christmas Skit written by a Freeper (A light-hearted look at the absurdity of political correctness)

E-mail from the Author ^ | October 2004 | Nikos Vlachos

[CaraM]

Excerpt:
MISS RUGAMYER: Now, children, how can Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer possibly be politically incorrect?

CYNTHIA: It shows insensitivity towards people with disabilities.

HANK:It mentions the word Christmas.

SWEET PEA: And it shows an infringement of Rudolph’s animal rights.

MISS RUGAMYER: Francis, how does the song show an infringement of Rudolph’s animal rights?

SWEET PEA: Because Rudolph didn’t have a choice when Santa hitched him to the sleigh.

MISS RUGAMYER: Class, at this rate, we’re not going to have any songs for our program. Ok…here’s one that I’m sure will not offend anyone. Not even in Brooklyn. Jingle Bells.** Ready? Ah one…two…

[CaraM]

This is an excellent one-act play entitled "Christmas in Montana". Ms. Rugamyer, the teacher, and several children are rehearsing Christmas carols. The play points out the stupidity of political correctness when it comes to Christmas. It also makes us think that we need to stand up for our right to practice our religion in peace. I've never seen more attacks against Christianity than right now.

[CaraM]

We have this little drama group in church. When I read this play my first thought was how well it would work for a church performance.

[CaraM]

The whole play is about 10-12 minutes long when performed