Posted on 11/11/2004 1:45:37 PM PST by PJ-Comix
My DUmmie Ant Farm has been very energetic lately. They have been digging themselves vigorously into all sorts of holes over the Black Box Voting in Ohio fantasy. Although it was funny at first, their obsession with this has finally become boring. It’s like observing Captain Queeg. Initially Queeg was funny in his obsession about the strawberry ice cream locker but it you had to watch him describing the locker in detail including every little lump of ice cream and chunk of strawberry it would become boring very quickly. Fortunately with a little surveying I did find this great little nugget on this THREAD where the DUmmies propose RFK, Jr. as a presidential candidate for 2008. And as an EXTRA bonus, I also present another DUmmie FUnnie below in the form of this cartoon about the DUmmies from the Chicago Sun Times drawn by Jack Higgins:
RFK, JR. possibility for ticket in '08?
[He will be available as soon as he removes that dirty heroin needle from his arm.]
Not the typical politician, but then Ike and Wilkie weren't and maybe that is something America would respond to? Great name. Invokes his father. Strong environmentalist. Interesting.
[Ike and Wilkie shared needles with RFK, Jr.?]
very good man...Unfortunatly as shallow as we have become his voice would do him in.
[Unfortunately the heroin ate away at his brain neurons controlling his vocal chord functions.]
But isn't that a recent thing? Possibly a temp. thing?
[Yeah, just what we need. A president whose brain cells are in a temporary holding pattern due to being soaked in heroin.]
I was watching him on the news at work, freeper type laughed...said Kennedy sounded like he was about to piss his pants, thought he must be nervous or lying.
[That Freeper was very, very cruel. RFK, Jr. does NOT sound like he is about to piss in his pants. He sounds like he is about to crap in his pants.]
He's got his father's charisma and gravitas. A true-BLUE liberal with a conscience…..
[…..And several kilos of heroin.]
I agree he would be great but...The voice is thing would hold him back, unless hes just had a cold for a long time
[Yeah, yeah! That’s all it is. A cold for which he took lots of Nyquill…..laced with heroin.]
He's got some kind of a neurological disease...and has to get injections into his vocal chords every few months.
[Yup! Those heroin injections into the vocal chords are just the right cure.]
Why does he oppose off shore wind power?
[Because he wants those big windmills in someone else’s backyard.]
Too much personal baggage...He had a problem with heroin when he was younger. I'd prefer him to be in a cabinent position--Secretary of the Interior or something like that.
[Or maybe Drug Czar.]
RFK Jr. for Pres, with Ron Reagan Jr. as VP ?
[A great team!---Yo-Yo and Tutu!]
I honestly can see Reagan Jr. running for elected office in a red state and winning.
[Is ballet director an elected office?]
Nasty divorce...rather messy personal life. Other than that, if we can nominate someone like Clinton (who was a total sleaze bag), we can certainly do better with Kennedy who has a solid record of progressive accomplishments. I would certainly be interested in seeing him run.
[Great reasoning there, Mr. Political Genius.]
PING!
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"I honestly can see Reagan Jr. running for elected office in a red state and winning."
Nope. Still don't get it.
I learned a very long time ago, never trust a heroin addict, reformed or not.
Words fail me..
There lashing out at BillyJeff? It must be a gay DUmmie, they were not pleased when Bill said Kerry should have opposed gay marraige.
LOL!
The ant farm is also wondering about why they are being monitored..
*Evil laughter*
Maybe they can dig up Wellstone and run him...if dead Dummies vote why can't they also run for office? Appropos of nothing in particular when is Fat Teddy gonna shuffle off *his* mortal coil? Can you imagine the orgiastic media frenzy when THAT happens? I shudder to think on it.
VP of what? The American Kennel Club?
RFK Jr.? Not until his voice changes.
I learned a very long time ago, never trust a heroin addict, reformed or not.
I guess it is true what they say in Proverbs: Like a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool always returns to his folly.
Jr. Is so snooty and condescending that he would turn most off. Interesting comment about Clinton from a DUmmie, though..
"Maybe they can dig up Wellstone and run him...if dead Dummies vote why can't they also run for office?"
Missouri, 2000. We elected a dead man for senator. so, there is precedent. ;-)
Now THAT'S funny too! I don't understand why we are being monitored by Agent Mike
He's still looking forward to puberty.
DU is so infiltrated with undercover FReepers that the Clinton comment could easily just be some subtle spin intended to slowly warp the collective DU mindset . . . there may be more undercover FReepers in DU than natives . . . could explain why every thread seems more delusional than the next . . . just FReepers having fun with the dull liberal minds . . .
LOL!
Yeah, it is prettyy hysterical.
And they have NO idea why they're being monitored.
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