DUmmie FUnnies Election Edition #2 (Depressed DUmmies Can't Watch TV Election Returns)

Various DUmmies and Assorted MOrons | November 2, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

The DUmmies had their brief moment in the sun this afternoon when the phony exit polls showed their boy Kerry leading in the crucial battleground states. This also happened back in 2002 when the DUmmies were fooled early in the day by those silly exit polls. But they NEVER learn. Once again the Coyote DUmmies have been tricked by the Reality Road Runner. BEEP! BEEP! So sit back and enjoy the developing DUmmie gloom on this THREAD. The depressing DUmmie posts of despair are in Bolshevik Red while the gloating commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:

Who else here has turned the f*cking TV off?

[Not me! My TV stays on ALL NIGHT since it is giving me good gloat]

Can't take their blabbering nonsense right now.

[It’s going to be WORSE for you in the morning when you flip it on to find out W stands for Winner.]

I never turned it on

[I never turned it off.]

Neither can I, haven't turned it on

[I DON’T feel your pain.]

c'mon! chimp is goin down fast. i feel it.

[The “chimp” is already making monkeys out of you DUmmies.]

may just wake up in the morning to see a Kerry country - I hope!

[News alert! You will be waking up to your WORST NIGHTMARE.]

I turned it off. Just got too depressing for me. Mostly Bush wins with electoral votes increasing while Kerry remains the same. I wish there were a few more big states called for Kerry.

[With Mrs. Heinz he gets the state of insanity.]

[PJ-Comix]

There will be MORE special DUmmie FUnnies Election Editions as the DUmmies sink even further into the electoral gloom. Let me know if you want to join in the fun by asking to be placed on the PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Always Right]

The obscenities are flying. Denial is being replaced by desparation and distress. But we still have to win Ohio before this thing is over.

[Happygal]

Tomorrow's Dummie Funnies won't happen...

They will be all packing their bags and heading....well...to a country that will want them.

Not Ireland!!!

[The_Victor]

But Susan Estrich just called Ohio for Kerry during her interview with Brit Hume. DU should be dancing in the streets.

[FoxInSocks]

I turned it off. Just got too depressing for me. Mostly Bush wins with electoral votes increasing while Kerry remains the same. I wish there were a few more big states called for Kerry.

Yeah, it's called an ELECTION, you numbskull. That's how it works: Mostly Bush wins with electoral votes increasing while Kerry remains the same.

[Freepdonia]

I feel their pain.

I also laugh at it.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[granite]

They turned off the TV because they got tired of hearing people telling them to get off their drug induces asses and go out and vote. Perhaps the good judge has zotted their voting rights with a felony rap.

[granite]

drug induces asses is true, but in this case I meant induced.

[Darth Gill]

Bwahahahaha I've never had so much fun on election night! W has Fla and he's about to take Ohio! Game Set Match! BWAHAHAHAHA I don't feel sorry at all for you DUmmies!

[ml1954]

They have little faith in Susan Estrich. She's still holding out that Cayuhoga County will be the center of litigation this year, ground zero 2004 if you will. So even the DUmmies have no hope. Now I can go to sleep.

[Truth Table]

A MOST satisfying read. Thanks for the ping!

[kingu]

Aww, poor babies. Maybe we should be nice and start e-mailing them some pacifiers?

[DJ MacWoW]

I'd feel sorry for them if they weren't so hateful.

[MadAnthony]

Just dropped in over there to sample some of their ramblings. Those people are seriously disturbed! LOL! The ones that make me laugh the most are the ones where some of them say they "will fight (us Republicans) in the streets!" Does anyone anywhere in the world actually think a liberal democrat could win ANY fight with ANYONE under ANY circumstances? A democrat's response to any sort of confrontation is to have their lips tremble and their eyes well up with tears. If these wimps want to fight, well, as Dubya said "Bring it on!"

[arizonarachel]

Bwah ha ha !
Thank you for venturing over there!
Just got home from Bush victory celebration in Phoenix, AZ. It was great!

[M-cubed]

If they move to the streets watch out!...I've seen a few gay men that can really swing a purse!...might even knock the gun out of someones hand..

[lentulusgracchus]

Oh, please, plleeeeeeze ping me!!!

[wasp69]

heh-heh-heh

[MadAnthony]

LOL! That's right. I guess we'd have to "pry their purses from their cold dead hands" you might say!