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WELCOME TO SMOKEY BACK ROOM!:)
Posted on 03/22/2003 7:04:44 PM PST by restornu
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To: restornu
Nope, I found the site by going
here.
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posted on
03/31/2003 12:57:09 PM PST
by
Maedhros
(He hate me.)
182
posted on
03/31/2003 1:02:50 PM PST
by
Maedhros
(He hate me.)
To: Maedhros
183
posted on
03/31/2003 1:10:06 PM PST
by
restornu
(An obstacle is something you see when you take your eyes off the goal)
Comment #184 Removed by Moderator
185
posted on
04/01/2003 7:08:12 PM PST
by
restornu
("For every bad thing you say it takes seven positive things to make it better")
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posted on
04/01/2003 7:11:09 PM PST
by
restornu
("For every bad thing you say it takes seven positive things to make it better")
To: flood
This is an interesting pic,
because it makes you think
of an time gone by
why did builder decided
to build that farm house there?
and down hill tendency to flood!
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posted on
04/03/2003 2:08:43 AM PST
by
restornu
("For every bad thing you say it takes seven positive things to make it better")
To: Porter
188
posted on
04/05/2003 9:38:36 PM PST
by
restornu
( The answers you get depend on the questions you ask.)
To: parrot
1-A vampire took a vacation on a cruise ship The headwaiter asked if he'd like to check out their menu. "No thanks," said the vampire. "But do you have a passenger list?"
2-A man breaks into a house in the middle of the night. Whilst he's nicking all the family silver, he hears a voice behind him saying "Jesus is watching you!". The burglar looks round but can't see anyone so continues to pack his swag bag. Once again he hears "Jesus is watching you!" This time curiosity gets the better of him and he risks turning on the light to see a brightly colored parrot sat on a perch watching him."Did you say that?" the burglar asks the parrot. "Yes" replies the parrot. "And what's your name?" asks the burglar "Moses" says the parrot. "Moses!" exclaims the burglar, "What kind of idiot calls a parrot Moses?""The same kind of idiot that calls their Rotwiller Jesus" replies the parrot.
3-A mouse sees a jar of peanut butter. " Oh Boy, peanut butter!" he says. He gets on top and starts dancing. Another mouse sees him and says :" What are you doing ?!" The other mouse replies : "The jar says ''twist to open''"
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posted on
04/05/2003 9:47:42 PM PST
by
restornu
( The answers you get depend on the questions you ask.)
To: whale
An old' Irish priest was telling his catechism class about the story of Jonah the prophet and how he lived in the belly of a whale for three days. One of the boys, a troublemaker, interrupted the good priest "Aw baloney, no one can live in the belly of the whale for three days." The priest stopped and thought for a moment " Well now, you might be right, I suppose when I get to heaven I'll ask Jonah if it be true." "What if Jonah is not in heaven?," suggested the boy with a smirk. The old priest turned with a glint in his eye and said, "Then you ask him."
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posted on
04/06/2003 9:38:44 PM PDT
by
restornu
( "A man who has not passed through the inferno of his passions has never overcome them.")
To: restornu
191
posted on
04/30/2003 8:44:20 AM PDT
by
restornu
(Faith...is daring the soul to go beyond what the eyes refuse to see.)
To: restornu
192
posted on
04/30/2003 9:16:20 PM PDT
by
restornu
(Faith...is daring the soul to go beyond what the eyes refuse to see.)
To: restornu
193
posted on
05/01/2003 7:38:43 PM PDT
by
restornu
(Faith...is daring the soul to go beyond what the eyes refuse to see.)
To: JesseShurun
This is my gif. and joke thread in SBR!
You might fine some interesting gifs. I was invade
by a weirdo but he been vanished!
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posted on
07/30/2003 8:07:02 PM PDT
by
restornu
(Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.)
How To Get to Heaven
"If I sold my house and my car,had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?"
I asked the children in my Sunday school class. "NO!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into heaven?"
Again the answer was,"NO!"
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children and loved my wife, would that get me into heaven?" I asked them again.
Once more they all answered, "NO!"
"Well," I continued, thinking they were a good bit more theologically sophisticated than I had given them credit for, "Then how can I get into heaven?"
A five-year -old boy shouted out, "YOU GOT TO BE DEAD!"
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posted on
07/30/2003 8:23:45 PM PDT
by
restornu
(Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.)
To: restornu
thanks, I do not smoke.
will a smoke eater be provided?
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posted on
12/15/2004 8:09:21 PM PST
by
Coleus
(Roe v. Wade and Endangered Species Act both passed in 1973, Murder Babies/save trees, birds, algae)
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