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This is my gif. and joke thread in SBR!

You might fine some interesting gifs. I was invade
by a weirdo but he been vanished!

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How To Get to Heaven

"If I sold my house and my car,had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?"

I asked the children in my Sunday school class. "NO!" the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into heaven?"

Again the answer was,"NO!"

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children and loved my wife, would that get me into heaven?" I asked them again.

Once more they all answered, "NO!"

"Well," I continued, thinking they were a good bit more theologically sophisticated than I had given them credit for, "Then how can I get into heaven?"

A five-year -old boy shouted out, "YOU GOT TO BE DEAD!"