[Saije]

I usually rely on my nose. And other people's reactions.

[beethovenfan]

Were you attending an Obama speech?

[unkus]

This is a disgisting, useless post.

[theDentist]

Gee I hope tax dollars weren’t spent on this sh**.

[Safrguns]

lol... pull the machine’s finger

[NCBraveheart]

Only in America!

[fso301]

Is There a Scientific Way to Measure How Bad a Fart Smells?

By watching Rahm "The Dancer" Emanuel's body language

[Young Werther]

I was taught that in order to understand a subject you should begin with a historical perspective. Therefore at Amazon you can prchase---

I got mine for Fa(the)r_ts Day!

[LiberConservative]

When I was a kid I knew another kid who could fart at will. He was a riot and the most popular kid in the neighborhood. Then one day, after one of his fartapaloozas he accidentally crapped his pants. We laughed at him mercilessly. He never did it again.

[motor_racer]

I think it was the late (very lamented) George Carlin who observed, “Did you ever notice how your own farts don’t smell that bad? (Farts) That was fairly decent!”

[The Great RJ]

I bet some university could get millions of TARP dollars to do further research.

[Neets]

Yea, you just pull the cover over your head and inhale.

[SunkenCiv]

Well, this guy here looks like a fart smeller:

[Malone LaVeigh]

As part of the dims Cap & Trade legislation, we’ll probably all have one of these gizmo’s installed in our homes and cars.

[massmike]

[eyedigress]

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I would think if Al Gore has you named as the number one hazard to the environment, they’re bad.

[Chickensoup]

The Merk Manual had a good descriptive paragrah for evaluation in it’s print version.

The paragraph didnt survive the move to the internet.

[silentreignofheroes]

Ask my Wife.

Knows All.

Sees All.

And “Smells All.”

[USMCPOP]

Anyone can measure them. I’ve concentrated my energy on the generation side.

[Chode]

leave it to BigRed...