To: Saije
When I was a kid I knew another kid who could fart at will. He was a riot and the most popular kid in the neighborhood. Then one day, after one of his fartapaloozas he accidentally crapped his pants. We laughed at him mercilessly. He never did it again.
To: LiberConservative
If it wakes me up out of a deep sleep then I consider it pretty noteworthy.
12 posted on
09/11/2009 6:49:58 PM PDT by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: LiberConservative
"..he accidentally crapped his pants." His name wasn't Lord Windesmere was it?
19 posted on
09/11/2009 6:55:26 PM PDT by
Jaxter
(Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum.)
To: LiberConservative
When I was a kid I knew another kid who could fart at will.I bet Will didn't like that very much.
21 posted on
09/11/2009 6:58:24 PM PDT by
real saxophonist
(The fact that you play tuba doesn't make you any less lethal. -USMC bandsman in Iraq)
To: LiberConservative
“...fart at will.”
Must have sucked to be Will.
37 posted on
09/11/2009 10:54:36 PM PDT by
Nik Naym
(I remember when the United States was a free country. I feel old.)
To: LiberConservative
When I was a kid I knew another kid who could fart at will. He was a riot and the most popular kid in the neighborhood. Then one day, after one of his fartapaloozas he accidentally crapped his pants. We laughed at him mercilessly. He never did it again.
I am reliably informed that that, my FRiend, is called a shart.
58 posted on
09/14/2009 6:14:19 AM PDT by
Xenalyte
(Don't threaten me with a good time.)
To: LiberConservative; Allegra; wazoo1031
he accidentally crapped his pants.
We've all gambled on a fart and lost, unfortunately.
61 posted on
09/14/2009 7:43:04 AM PDT by
ErnBatavia
(It's not an Obama "Administration"....it's a "Regime")
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