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FYI: Is There a Scientific Way to Measure How Bad a Fart Smells?
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| 9/1/2009
| Bjorn Carey
Posted on 09/11/2009 6:39:55 PM PDT by Saije
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To: LiberConservative; Allegra; wazoo1031
he accidentally crapped his pants.
We've all gambled on a fart and lost, unfortunately.
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posted on
09/14/2009 7:43:04 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(It's not an Obama "Administration"....it's a "Regime")
To: Route395
"Just eat a pot of Andersons Split pea soup and you will fart at will..." For me, it's Granny Smith apples. I can pretty much guarantee that once I start eating one, I'll be breaking wind before I take my last bite of it.
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posted on
09/14/2009 7:51:13 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
From Ithaca, the city of evil smells
63
posted on
09/14/2009 9:04:50 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Obama outright called his critics "liars" in his speech last night. Where's the apology?)
To: Slings and Arrows
64
posted on
09/14/2009 9:05:00 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Double your income. Fire the government)
To: ErnBatavia; Allegra
They always reek more in Church...
To: fso301
"You smelt it you delt it bitch!"
66
posted on
09/14/2009 9:52:15 AM PDT
by
montyspython
("I don't believe in 'no win' scenarios." - James T. Kirk)
To: ErnBatavia
gambled on a fart and lostThe question you only have to ask yourself one time: Are farts lumpy?
67
posted on
09/14/2009 10:02:57 AM PDT
by
norton
To: Saije
You smelt it, you dealt it
68
posted on
09/14/2009 10:10:57 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
To: wazoo1031; ErnBatavia
They always reek more in Church... You're gonna go to Hell. ;-)
69
posted on
09/14/2009 10:31:48 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Thank you, Tea Partiers. I am so proud of all of you! GREAT job!)
To: Lady Jag
To: TheOldLady
Yeah right. Blame the dog. In fairness, when my youngest cat gets going she can peel paint off the walls.
To: Slings and Arrows
Kitten-killer! No suh!
Killer kitten!
72
posted on
09/14/2009 11:35:58 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Double your income. Fire the government)
To: Slings and Arrows
Uh huh. Sure. I believe you. It’s the cat. Right.
To: montyspython
ROFL! I haven’t heard that since my 52-year-old brother-in-law was a teenager.
And such language from the ballerina.
To: Saije
Here I sit in my fetid vapors
That last chap used all the papers
The bell has rung, I cannot linger
I must give up and use my finger
His repertoire ranged from classics to jazz,
He achieved new effects with bubbles of gas.
With a good dose of salts
He could whistle a waltz
Or swing it in razzamatazz.
75
posted on
09/14/2009 11:51:59 AM PDT
by
IamConservative
(I'll keep my money. You keep the change.)
To: ErnBatavia
We've all gambled on a fart and lost, unfortunately.And then with pay toilets, the opposite:
Here I sit
Broken-hearted
Paid my dime
And only farted
76
posted on
09/14/2009 11:55:17 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
77
posted on
09/16/2009 4:00:42 PM PDT
by
TXBlair
(A CORNucopia of crooks!)
To: Saije
I'd like to thank you for the diversion from all of the heavy news out there.
This thread turned into a great bonding moment for myself and my 14yr old son!
Strange how farts are funny no matter how old you get...thanks again!!
78
posted on
09/18/2009 9:45:00 PM PDT
by
dynamitehack
(Do spiders really bark??)
To: Saije
A relative had a fifth wheel camper on a nice river and when the kids were little we’d go visit for a few days. The unit had a methane detector/alarm down low to the floor and the kids used to take turns setting it off, to the howling laughter of the adults outside on the porch every time the alarm went off.
To: Saije; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
Everyone in the mountain commune in Kunming, southern China, must be under 4ft 3ins tall - ... Segregation in the modern age.
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posted on
09/30/2009 7:28:39 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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