Skip to comments.Morford: America Loves Kinky Sex
Posted on 12/01/2004 6:07:56 AM PST by presidio9
Here's my suggestion: let them have it. Just do it. Let the sexually bitter and morally frantic conservative groups now dictating governmental policy and FCC agendas and paranoid media attitudes have their time, their brief cultural burp, their little speed bump on the great and beckoning highway that will still lead us all, inexorably, irreversibly, though often agonizingly, toward grinning open-thighed progress.
Because here's the fabulous thing: no matter what these faux-Christian groups do, no matter how hard they oppress and protest and clamp down, this is a road that leads, despite all dour headlines and sour prognostications otherwise, toward spiritual illumination, toward awareness, toward sexual openness and same-sex marriage and revelatory sodomy and free vibrators for teenage girls and lesbians kissing open mouthed in the streets. In Kentucky. In the daytime. On Sunday.
It's true. All this and more, is gonna happen. This is my belief. Superlative homemade pornography and fetish dungeons and happy dildo supermarkets and the utter brilliance of the Suicide Girls and regular people having juicy consensual reasonably kinky respectful sex like it's no big deal, and it's all a matter of time, isn't it, before it will all erupt back to the surface of the culture and spread like hot karmic butter across the land. Maybe? You think?
And when that time comes, we shall look back on Janet Jackson's Nipplegate and the Monday Night Football backlash and the shrill outcry from various conservative and religious groups against the superlative movie "Kinsey" in the same way people look back on old bunions or leg warmers and laugh and point and shake their heads and sigh.
Because right now, we seem to be stuck. Mired. Hateful and narrow and sexually small and the country is right this minute being led, morally speaking,
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Accepting the award for the "Frog Doesn't Realize It Is Cooked" Award...
Seriously, listen to the contempt and hatred in Morford's line, all from the people who have spent fifty years preaching "tolerance" to us, at least that we should tolerate every deviant thing they come up with. It is oh so true that to these people, their sexuality is EVERYTHING they are...it pervades every thought, word, and deed. If you disagree with the practice on a religious or moral ground, you are no longer given their tolerance, because to disapprove of this thing they do is to them to disapprove of their core...it is everything they are. And then they no longer tolerate YOU, you Midwestern, cave-dwelling, stupid, confused Republican voter!
The central theme behind all of his opinions seems to be that he's mortally afraid that some mean old Bush supporter is going to make him stop having gay sex.
Hey Marky! You'd be surprised how many of us don't really give a rat's ass about your personal sexual preferences or what you do with other men down at the waterfront late Saturday nights.
Ya creep me out anyway. I think you should be bombarded with lots of detailed descriptions of the joys of heterosex, and Ozzie and Harriet lifestyles, just so you'd understand how your opinions ring with normal people.
We KNOW you are a freak! You don't have to tell us about it every day.
Only if they are two hot lesbians. No butch girls and NO gay guys. We Kentuckians are VERY selective in the types of immorality we allow. LOL
But now that you mention it, I do have to wonder why the perpetrators of both incidents, white and black, were so willing to play into outdated miscegenation stereotypes. Justin Timberlake, white boy, takin' what he wants from a black woman, isn't that nice and original. And Nicolette Sheridan might as well have said "Pleasure me, Mandingo!" to that ballplayer whose name escapes me.
That is pretty sick, but on the part of the performers---not the people who objected to the performance.
Morford would claim that is because their expectations are so low. ;)
He's probably into kinkier things: like having sex with dogs, cats, rabbits, chickens, etc.
"Only if they are two hot lesbians. No butch girls and NO gay guys. We Kentuckians are VERY selective in the types of immorality we allow. LOL"
An unusually tall Korean/American stripper once expressed interest in having a threesome with my girlfriend and I. I was very intrigued.
A short, fat and very drunk Trailer Park type proposed the same thing, I was very offended.
It is all in the packaging I guess. :)
The older I get, the more I admire (flawed but human) Martin Luther King. I too dream of a color-blind society where every person is judged upon the contents of his heart and head. What a shame that what passes for black leaders today are more racist than the Klan, and won't let America forget about racism, which I honestly think we could if they would spend more time acting like Bill Cosby and encouraging their people to act responsibly, get a good education, and act like families.
Ghandi freed his people from British oppression not by whining about how oppressed they were and that they could never achive, but by encouraging them to be responsible humans that impressed the British and shamed them into acting responsibly towards them. I think we would be a color-blind society today if black "leaders" did the same to their followers, rather than blaming everything on everybody else. I have observed far more black racists in my forty-plus years than I have seen white racists.
There was a radio personality a few years ago who was being beaten up over the "Reparations" movement. He made the following statement: "I will give you and your friends a thousand dollars each for every day you have been a slave, and a thousand dollars each for every day I have ever owned slaves."
I dream of the day MLK dreamed of.
So he's a pervert AND a communist.
I don't think so. My hubby is far from a prude and he was watching the half-time show with the kids (11/12) when he saw it. I think that the part that he wasn't pleased about was that there was no opportunity to do *anything* to prevent them seeing a stripshow. The kids were more shocked and scandalized than we were and it bugged him that now we had to have a "talk" with the kids when there should've been no need.
And all that from an ultra-nonreligious agnostic who just loves his kids.
Madame, I aim to please.
This guy comes off like Satan
More desperate screeching from the perverts among us. God save their souls from this vile pit!
We ought to move this guy up front and center. He needs a louder microphone so the whole country can see the compassionate side of the liberal agenda.
Why do I get the feeling this guy is a "pillow-biting, alternate lifestyler?"
Well, that is as far as it got. She had been kinda "touchy-feely" with my girlfriend most of the night and Yvette was responding in kind. At least until they got to that "line" that she did not feel comfortable going across (inspite of my incessant efforts at trying to push her across).
This happens quite a bit with Yvette. She has mocha colored skin, green eyes and has this very seductive aura (Catherine Zeta Jones has it) and she inspires longing looks in both men and women.
She is also an MD (her twin sister is a lawyer) and as incredible as it may seem, I met her on the internet a couple of months after I got out of prison three years ago.
Hateful and narrow and sexually small<<<
Morford describes his mental and physical attributes quite well.
I wonder if Miss Markie ever stopped to consider that what we've recently witnessed is an "enough is enough!" reaction to to the anything goes attitude that culminated in the Clinton White House tenure that included bj's in the Oval Office and new uses for cigars. Maybe Ms. Morford and his ilk just don't realize that the pendulum has swung as far as it will go to the left, and now sanity, good taste and decorum has started to come back into vogue in America...
...Got Aids Yet?
History is cluttered with the wreckage of nations that became indifferent to God, and died.
Heh, heh. Heh, heh. Uhhhhh, you had post #69.
My wife is kind of stripper-bait, too. Not that I'm complaining, of course. It's always more fun to go to the strip club if you have women with you. You get way better treatment from the dancers, waitresses and bouncers.
If you don't mind me asking, what state was this in? The reason I'm asking is that in DC and VA, there's no lap dances and up in MD (especially Baltimore) the laps dances are outrageously expensive ($50 in some places).
Even worse, the above is what they really think of themselves and all of us. That we're animals and therefore unable to overcome or do anything about our instincts. I've got a news flash: Boys CAN control themselves. Girls CAN save it for marriage and avoid teenage unwed motherhood. Homosexuals CAN give up their faggotry (through celibacy if all else fails) if they are motivated to do so.
These people are so thoroughly infused with evil that it's hard to imagine. Morford does a service by revealing the depths to which depravity has gone.
I think you have articulated an aspect I hadn't thought of, and it seems very credible to me.
Wow, another manifesto of self-appointed, self-proclamating moral authority from the cult zealot Religious Left. What a surprise.
Truer words were never spoken.
About 8 years ago, USA Today reported a detailed study conducted over several years.
One of the findings was that born-again Christians (Evangelicals and Charismatics) had sex more often and were far more satisfied with their sex lives than any other group in the USA.
They were also found to be more open to other forms of sexual expression (oral sex, role-playing, etc) than virtually any other group. Of course, these sexual relationships were monogomous and within the context of marriage.
I guess God's way works, after all.
"If you don't mind me asking, what state was this in? The reason I'm asking is that in DC and VA, there's no lap dances and up in MD (especially Baltimore) the laps dances are outrageously expensive ($50 in some places)."
We live in Texas, but the Korean/American girl we met on a trip to Vegas. Lap dances here in Texas run about $20-$25 but a lot of places have "Twofer Tuesdays."
I cannot believe it.
I actually agree with Morford.
Well, my main objection was that both episodes were tasteless, juvenile (especially that godawful mess passing as a script, for the MNF bit), gratuitous and UTTERLY UNRELATED TO FOOTBALL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD---but once gridlock mentioned it, I realized there was a lot of other material to object to as well.
I still don't think it's the audience that has "the problem". It's the performers who were so eager to degrade themselves with this stuff, and who were so surprised they weren't universally applauded for it.
Cue the Twilight Zone music cause you're reading my mind.
Did you listen to John Gambling this morning?
Posted by docbnj:
"...What most amuses me about liberals is their media-induced belief that their opponents are up-tight and unhappy. Actually, all you need to do is compare postings on various different websites, and you will observe that the conservative sites are more confident, humorous, and at the same time serious. The liberals are paranoid, degenerate, and have trouble making or understanding a joke. Paradoxically, that is what makes them so funny..."
Excellent post, docbnj. Your observations match what I have witnessed for many years. The level of outright anger exhibited by the liberals is shocking. They're all about "tolerance and diversity" but will go into attack-mode in an instant. They have an unfortunate lack of humor and couldn't spot a double-entendre if they were led to it.
In addition to views on sexuality, one of my favorite topics is their view on firearms. It is common to see postings on DU saying something like, "All guns should be illegal. We should search all houses suspected of containing firearms, and if any are found...the owners should be executed on the spot..." In this example of firearms, they have no room for diversity. Their same inflexibility exists on a variety of topics.
One wonders if Mark Morford would really be happy with that world he described in his latest rant.
~ Blue Jays ~
Nope, we don't get Gambling in my neck of the woods. Why, was he humming that tune?
Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken
Just so. The free market can solve this problem.
they go on and on and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on about what other people think about them having sex, who doesn't want them to have sex, blah blah blah.
I think they all have complexes about their mother looking over their shoulder.
Go have sex with a tree or a chair or your dog and just shut up about it. NO ONE CARES!!
Somebody needs to get Ms Morford back on her meds.
He had Flipper (Sean Hannity's former prodcution manager on). She was insisting that ESP was real and wanted to prove it. He was playing the Twilight Zone theme in the background.
Then I wonder why Flipper never heard that lobster screaming "Stop, that's fresh water you're about to release me into!" LOL.
How come everytime someone mentions lesbians they are always described as attractive or hot?
Those kind of Lesbians are few and far between. The Lesbians I see are not the ones you want to see kissing ANYTHING.
I would hate to think he's still all excited about the sexual revolution and utterly clueless as to its consequences.
But, then again, he is a brainy liberal.
To the author's credit, he didn't actually say they would be hot.
In Kentucky, liking sex better than basketball is considered perverted.
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