Skip to comments.Morford: America Loves Kinky Sex
Posted on 12/01/2004 6:07:56 AM PST by presidio9
Here's my suggestion: let them have it. Just do it. Let the sexually bitter and morally frantic conservative groups now dictating governmental policy and FCC agendas and paranoid media attitudes have their time, their brief cultural burp, their little speed bump on the great and beckoning highway that will still lead us all, inexorably, irreversibly, though often agonizingly, toward grinning open-thighed progress.
Because here's the fabulous thing: no matter what these faux-Christian groups do, no matter how hard they oppress and protest and clamp down, this is a road that leads, despite all dour headlines and sour prognostications otherwise, toward spiritual illumination, toward awareness, toward sexual openness and same-sex marriage and revelatory sodomy and free vibrators for teenage girls and lesbians kissing open mouthed in the streets. In Kentucky. In the daytime. On Sunday.
It's true. All this and more, is gonna happen. This is my belief. Superlative homemade pornography and fetish dungeons and happy dildo supermarkets and the utter brilliance of the Suicide Girls and regular people having juicy consensual reasonably kinky respectful sex like it's no big deal, and it's all a matter of time, isn't it, before it will all erupt back to the surface of the culture and spread like hot karmic butter across the land. Maybe? You think?
And when that time comes, we shall look back on Janet Jackson's Nipplegate and the Monday Night Football backlash and the shrill outcry from various conservative and religious groups against the superlative movie "Kinsey" in the same way people look back on old bunions or leg warmers and laugh and point and shake their heads and sigh.
Because right now, we seem to be stuck. Mired. Hateful and narrow and sexually small and the country is right this minute being led, morally speaking,
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
Looks like he had little time on his hands waitng for the leather bars to open.
Sprinting towards Sodom is more like it.
It just figures this came from S.F. Chronic-ill.
More like morally conscience, Morford you little uphill gardner
That is one unhappy, unhealthy human being.
Speak for yourself, Morford.
Someone should post that ABC News study/article about Republicans having MUCH better sex lives (and more sex) than Democrats. If my computer wasn't toast right now, I'd post it myself.
Morford's making new Republicans again. He deserves an award from the RNC. ;)
If you want some bloke like this to win the culture war, then do nothing. How do you think the country would look in 20 years??
Yep. Keep the pervs blabbing.
There's something else generally found at the end of that highway, inexorable or not:
Wasting death by age 50 from sexually transmitted disease or a related ailment. And, on a larger scale, demographic collapse.
I wonder how the writer would respond to this....
2004 October 18 Monday
Republicans Have Better Sex Lives Than Democrats
The full detailed breakdown of this ABC News "Primetime Lives" poll will not be available until released on a TV news broadcast on Oct. 21, 2004.
Of those involved in a committed relationship, who is very satisfied with their relationship?
Republicans 87 percent; Democrats 76 percent
Who is very satisfied with their sex life?
Republicans 56 percent; Democrats 47 percent
The fertility of white Democrats is low: of the 10 states with the lowest white birth rate, all except Florida voted for Gore. The Mexican-American birthrate, however, is quite high, so the Democratic Party, which already received 31 percent of its votes from minorities in 2002, is likely to become nonwhite dominated if immigration continues full speed ahead.
When the Democrats become the Hispanic and Black party will their average level of sexual satisfaction improve? How does sexual satisfaction in America break down by race and sex? Anyone found any polling data on this question?
I. see. naked. people.
Morford really has his finger on the pulse of America. Maybe Hillary will hire him as her Evangelical Christian adviser in her 2008 campaign.
Any liberalization of the laws by the courts has been fully offset by the rise of untreatable Venereal diseases.
We haven't gone anywhere in 40 years, and we aren't likely to in the next 40.
For that matter, we haven't gone anywhere to speak of since the Roaring '20s.
Let's not think about where that finger's been.
LOL. I was thinking the same thing as I wrote it ; )
Truly, this 'being' is misguided.
Should he(?) get his wish, the last thing he'd have to worry about is Christians!
Open behavior such as this just might inspire the IslamoNazis to fly those hijacked planes into his beloved bath-house, ya think?
they all write like hormonally challenged teenagers!
Ha! What a sad, pathetic (pardon my pun) fuhk! I am sure it would completely chap his hide to know that I have an incredibly satisfying relationship with my girlfriend (a black Beyonce/Halle Barry type) and to top it all off she is a liberal Democrat! Yes, a gorgeous, green eyed lightskinned, liberal black woman is in a long term relationship with a Freeper!
When I outted myself as a Freeper on DU after 2000+ posts I made sure to mention her. The outrage from them was incredible!
When someone finds these hot lesbians kissing on the streets in Kentucky . . . Ping me.
That must have been funny. You should post some of their reactions. ;)
Miss Morford is a sociopath and a psychopath, for starters. She can't write her way out of a paper bag without using three score cliches in a single column. Her presence as a 'columnist' at the SF Chronicle is proof positive and conclusive that the mainstream media is dead.
This guy writes like a pretentious high schooler. Way to go, Chronicle. Your standards are falling down to the level of the Guardian.
Miss Morford as usual uses "kinky" as a synonym for "unnatural", which it is not.
Well. I've never read this fruit Morford's work before, and I won't again. What a pretentious little bore.
Markiepoo has it all wrong. Isn't group sex considered kind of kinky? He must of missed it last month when 62 million of us screwed the entire democrat party and their euroPEON friends.
"That must have been funny. You should post some of their reactions." ;)
Oh it was. This is when they were having their Nov. 3rd post election meltdown. I had been posting as the rabid, America hating liberal you ever saw. Even my girlfriend (liberal as she is) would laugh at how over the top I was.
I used the username "Marvelous Smarty" over there and when I came out, alot of the posts were in the "Et tu, Mavelous Smarty? Et tu?" vein. I had a ball as Marvelous Smarty and I may just sign up again (I have been tombstoned since) and play around with this whole "Election Fraud/John Kerry will be innaugurated" stuff.
Saw this thread and immediately thought of you.
"Markiepoo has it all wrong. Isn't group sex considered kind of kinky? He must of missed it last month when 62 million of us screwed the entire democrat party and their euroPEON friends."
That was fun, though I had to shower for hours afterward.
So that was my first orgy huh? Cool.
Sooooooo, is sex supposed to be spiritually illuminating and "revelatory" or "no big deal".
As usual, the left is all over the map.
Covering all their bases, as it were...
Funny, same thing happened to me but I decided to see if you were going to find it on your own. You never disappoint!
I don't think so. That was dealt with initially in Star Trek years ago. It is the crassness and inappropriateness of both incidents which make my nose crinkle.
I hope it was as good for you as it was for me. :D
This is actually one of his more wholesome pieces.
Oh yeah, that's what everybody wants, they should put that in the DNC platform, print T-shirts and snazzy bumper stickers of it, make it their top issue in '08.
Funny you said "Miss Morford". He probably does the catchin' on his 'team'.
This is great!
Many Utopian revolutions start with fantasies of free sex (which used to be called free love). Even the Russian Revolution advocated this at the beginning -- and then they found that none of the Young Komsomols were settling down and breeding more Young Pioneers, and discipline was very slack. A few words from Lenin, and suddenly things got very strict. Freedom of any kind had a very short run in the USSR. Still, the USSR was the first country to legalize abortion (1920), and to this day Russia has more abortions than live births. It is a very sick society. That is why I keep telling you all: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER trust the Russians!
We still have a chance to save our society -- and San Francisco and similar areas have a great chance to destroy theirs.
What most amuses me about liberals is their media-induced belief that their opponents are up-tight and unhappy. Actually, all you need to do is compare postings on various different websites, and you will observe that the conservative sites are more confident, humorous, and at the same time serious. The liberals are paranoid, degenerate, and have trouble making or understanding a joke. Paradoxically, that is what makes them so funny. They are so totally unrealistic, it is very sad -- but at the same time one cannot resist the laughter engendered by witnessing true looniness.
"It is never easy. Americans must often be dragged, kicking and screaming, into the future"
Ah, The devil himself telling us exactly what his sexual plans are for our children! Great balls of fire, what is that I see coming from the Heavens?
It didn't even occur to me in either scenario. I heard a discussion on cable recently about the MNF incident and they brought up the interracial aspect of the intro and I thought "Oh, yeah, I hadn't noticed".
What had people upset was the explicit sexuality. It wasn't Janet's breast being exposed, I always point out. It was Timberlake's aggressive exposure of it and the whole routine leading up to him stripping her.
Same with the MNF skit being sexually explicit.
No, I'm sorry, but race has nothing to do with it. Most of us didn't even take notice of that part.
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