why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

self

[dvan]

This is humor right? This can't be serious.

[talleyman]

...when a current of 1 ampere is passed through a resistance of 1 ohm...

Electrical engineers meditating: "Ohm, ohm, ohm..."

[Darksheare]

I decided against eating the soul of jj_fate in an effort to destroy him, his soul was likely nonexistant and may have given me heartburn.
If his soul did eist, it was likely anemic.

[cyborg]

Milk of magnesia.

[nothingnew]

My beeber is stuned.

FMCDH(BITS)

[Chad Fairbanks]

I believe that Genital Heart Failure is caused by Viagra overdoses...

[kemosabe]

AWWWW 'J'uwsh 'J'u kuld jet jore geltil-lentil mor hytz
on webicit... ah lukd n ei jaw onelyy unner 217 jitz... thiz zo ZOTING ZAD..izurbozzajuw2jj fessusupnawlthatkjugotit...

ju myte tri 2 juoyne the fast paj'd akton on;

http://www.extremeironing.com/

gudlukjj
[ebonixinakton]

[LexBaird]

What are Juws?

He misspelled it. He meant Jwus.

[OSHA]

Once upon a time, majestic, if slightly flea infested, herds of trolls wandered freely over the plains of cyberspace. The ethernet would literally shake from thunderous noise of their bleating inanities and pounding keyboards in unthinking lockstep. They kept their own numbers in check by culling any member of the herd who showed signs of intelligence or self-reliance. They lived in perfect harmony with the members of the elite-media tribes that cared for them. Natures balance was preserved until the coming of the moderator man and his modern assault weapon, the ZOT.

Soon trolls were being wantonly slaughtered in huge numbers. Their posts, with only the juiciest idiocies removed for use in men’s and ladies tag lines, were left lying to rot in the sun. Despite their dwindling numbers the slaughter continues to this day. We at SAVE THE TROLLS demand that this unmerciful killing stop! We are working with pro-troll legislators to add trolls to the Endangered Species List. We are also trying to get ZOT-control legislation passed.

You can help! Call 1-800-PRO-TROLL or 1-800-BAN-ZOTS today and find out how!

[Petronski]

If his soul did eist, it was likely anemic.

Check out the keywords for this thread. Someone added "breachbirthanoxia."

[Darksheare]

Don't know if that would work, I hear heartburn caused by troll soul is wicked vicious stuff.

[TASMANIANRED]

I don't have anything to comment on. I was just sitting here minding my own business and wondering what time it is.

[HairOfTheDog]

I swear, these trolls get wierder and wierderer.

Back in my day, trolls would have to trudge for miles uphill in the snow just to disrupt.... nowadays any ol SNERT can be a troll.

[kemosabe]

LoL !!

[Sloth]

I take it that English is a second language for you?

I doubt he even has a first one.

[azhenfud]

In unison - Prilosec, Dramamine, and Darvocet.

Your stomach won't even know it's there!

[ItsOurTimeNow]

gentils

Rhymes with lentils?

Add in some Juws, and you get:

[united1000]

I'd call that a major ZOT! Pretty cool, especially from a distance.........

[Darksheare]

SKreeeeeEEEeee!
Means he was likely.. a .. troll ghost.
*shudder*
Don't think I'll devour his soul then.

[Marie Antoinette]

Unwind with this one :-)