why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

This is humor right? This can't be serious.

201 posted on 06/30/2004 11:05:22 AM PDT by dvan

To: CyberCowboy777

...when a current of 1 ampere is passed through a resistance of 1 ohm...

Electrical engineers meditating: "Ohm, ohm, ohm..."

202 posted on 06/30/2004 11:06:15 AM PDT by talleyman ("Courage, Tiepo - this magic omelet will protect you!")

I decided against eating the soul of jj_fate in an effort to destroy him, his soul was likely nonexistant and may have given me heartburn.
If his soul did eist, it was likely anemic.

203 posted on 06/30/2004 11:06:29 AM PDT by Darksheare (I boil trolls in their skins and devour their souls because I'm COMPASSIONATE!)

204 posted on 06/30/2004 11:06:55 AM PDT by cyborg

To: jj_fate; dead

My beeber is stuned.

FMCDH(BITS)

205 posted on 06/30/2004 11:07:25 AM PDT by nothingnew (KERRY: "If at first you don't deceive, lie, lie again!")

I believe that Genital Heart Failure is caused by Viagra overdoses...

206 posted on 06/30/2004 11:07:38 AM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (Mace gets me even more excited...)

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on webicit... ah lukd n ei jaw onelyy unner 217 jitz... thiz zo ZOTING ZAD..izurbozzajuw2jj fessusupnawlthatkjugotit...

ju myte tri 2 juoyne the fast paj'd akton on;

http://www.extremeironing.com/

gudlukjj
[ebonixinakton]

207 posted on 06/30/2004 11:08:16 AM PDT by kemosabe (Sheesh...'Opus' has it down pat,,,)

What are Juws?

He misspelled it. He meant Jwus.

208 posted on 06/30/2004 11:08:42 AM PDT by LexBaird (Tyrannosaurus Lex, unapologetic carnivore)

Once upon a time, majestic, if slightly flea infested, herds of trolls wandered freely over the plains of cyberspace. The ethernet would literally shake from thunderous noise of their bleating inanities and pounding keyboards in unthinking lockstep. They kept their own numbers in check by culling any member of the herd who showed signs of intelligence or self-reliance. They lived in perfect harmony with the members of the elite-media tribes that cared for them. Natures balance was preserved until the coming of the moderator man and his modern assault weapon, the ZOT.

Soon trolls were being wantonly slaughtered in huge numbers. Their posts, with only the juiciest idiocies removed for use in men’s and ladies tag lines, were left lying to rot in the sun. Despite their dwindling numbers the slaughter continues to this day. We at SAVE THE TROLLS demand that this unmerciful killing stop! We are working with pro-troll legislators to add trolls to the Endangered Species List. We are also trying to get ZOT-control legislation passed.

You can help! Call 1-800-PRO-TROLL or 1-800-BAN-ZOTS today and find out how!

209 posted on 06/30/2004 11:08:45 AM PDT by OSHA (Note to Self: They always suspect the husband first.)

If his soul did eist, it was likely anemic.

Check out the keywords for this thread. Someone added "breachbirthanoxia."

210 posted on 06/30/2004 11:09:23 AM PDT by Petronski (Fairness is fiction.)

Don't know if that would work, I hear heartburn caused by troll soul is wicked vicious stuff.

211 posted on 06/30/2004 11:09:31 AM PDT by Darksheare (I boil trolls in their skins and devour their souls because I'm COMPASSIONATE!)

I don't have anything to comment on. I was just sitting here minding my own business and wondering what time it is.

212 posted on 06/30/2004 11:10:06 AM PDT by TASMANIANRED ( Public Serivce announcement for Kerry supporters::GO CHENEY YOURSELF)

I swear, these trolls get wierder and wierderer.

Back in my day, trolls would have to trudge for miles uphill in the snow just to disrupt.... nowadays any ol SNERT can be a troll.

213 posted on 06/30/2004 11:12:33 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog (~*-,._.,-*~Loves her hubbit~*-,._.,-*~)

To: TASMANIANRED

214 posted on 06/30/2004 11:12:43 AM PDT by kemosabe (Sheesh...'Opus' has it down pat,,,)

I take it that English is a second language for you?

I doubt he even has a first one.

215 posted on 06/30/2004 11:12:57 AM PDT by Sloth (We cannot defeat foreign enemies of the Constitution if we yield to the domestic ones.)

In unison - Prilosec, Dramamine, and Darvocet.

Your stomach won't even know it's there!

216 posted on 06/30/2004 11:13:20 AM PDT by azhenfud ("He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...")

gentils

Rhymes with lentils?

Add in some Juws, and you get:

217 posted on 06/30/2004 11:14:15 AM PDT by ItsOurTimeNow ("Forth now! And fear no Darkness!!")

I'd call that a major ZOT! Pretty cool, especially from a distance.........

218 posted on 06/30/2004 11:15:33 AM PDT by united1000 (Life is Tough. It's tougher when you're stupid......John Wayne)

SKreeeeeEEEeee!
Means he was likely.. a .. troll ghost.
*shudder*
Don't think I'll devour his soul then.

219 posted on 06/30/2004 11:15:40 AM PDT by Darksheare (I boil trolls in their skins and devour their souls because I'm COMPASSIONATE!)

To: jj_fate; Big Giant Head

Unwind with this one :-)

220 posted on 06/30/2004 11:15:52 AM PDT by Marie Antoinette (The same thing we do every day, Pinky. We're going to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!)

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