Free Republic Smokers' Lounge

Puff List ^ | 8/08/03 | francisandbeans

[Just another Joe]

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Smoker's Lounge

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[Just another Joe]

Here you go.
Rumors? What rumors?

[Just another Joe]

Yep, seen it, but always nice to take another look.<

Here's a joke for you. And for you xs

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

[xsmommy]

LMAO! that is why my first and only hub is a lawyer, Joe! ; )

[appalachian_dweller]

Good one! Thanks for the laugh.

[xsmommy]

though, i imagine the ideal would be a lawyer who had a serious stamp collecting hobby. : )

[nothingnew]

Hi'ya Joe. Already got myself set up with plenty of Busch and a carton. I will now proceed to see what's going on here today.

FMCDH

[Just another Joe]

Well, here's a joke for you.

A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that he goes into McDonalds for lunch, and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "Oh you look about 29".

"I am actually 47!" This makes him feel really good.

While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put my hand down your pants for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later the old lady says, "OK, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was in line behind you at McDonalds."

[Slip18]

Oh, Joe, it's good to see you.

You have FReepmail, BTW.

Do you think you could get me one of Sea's famous Scotch with the special rocks? I would sincerely appreciate it.

[nothingnew]

I have to admit, it took me a moment.....guess I'll always be in my 100's.

FMCDH

[Slip18]

You change tag lines more than a woman changes shoes! Is that chair available next to you? I'd like to see more tags.

[Slip18]

Henry is beautiful!

[NeoCaveman]

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

LOL.

[Just another Joe]

Scotch on the 'scotch' rocks for you, Slip.
Glad you liked the CD. We do enjoy what we do. We're all volunteers.

[Just another Joe]

guess I'll always be in my 100's.

Just a silly millimeter longer, eh? ;^)

[nothingnew]

BTW...I'm changing my tagline.

FMCDH

[NeoCaveman]

I'm trying to relay that I'm a huge ass about smoke gnatzies

A hugh azz, sounds series, can you be more spefic?

[Just another Joe]

Thanks, I do take good care of it.
And while it may not have one in the chamber, it is loaded at all times.
All it takes is one lever pump and it's ready.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I have a tagline archive. All are original and most get FR recognition. I'm very proud.

[nothingnew]

Just a silly millimeter longer, eh? ;^)

Well the wife seems to appreciate it, but it has really thrown the dogs for a loop.......I sorry...I bad...

FMCDH

[Conspiracy Guy]

Hugh Jazz is an obscure musician that inspired Muddy Waters and others.