Record-Breaking Stellar Black Hole Found Lurking Close to Earth

Science Alert ^ | 17 April 2024 | MICHELLE STARR

[Red Badger]

Black Hole in the neighborhood Ping!................

[rdl6989]

Uh oh!

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

“It’ll all end in tears...I just know it!”

[cowboyusa]

Won’t you come.

[BigFreakinToad]

Michelle lives in Chicago right?

[MtnClimber]

Barak Hussain 3 (BH3) is a threat to the neighborhood.

[TalBlack]

“… it does raise the question about how many more of these beasts are out there, zooming around undetected.“

Boy…we’re lucky space is big…

[bgill]

Yeah, we knew. It’s called the Biden administration.

[Hot Tabasco]

I often wonder what being on a planet that is being sucked into a stellar black hole would feel like.

Would that be retribution for all the ants I've sucked into a vacuum cleaner?

[wildcard_redneck]

I’ll have to remember to get upset when this happens 20 billion years in the future, if it ever does.

[glennaro]

Even without her, Chicago would qualify all by itself (although most all Democrat/Communist Party-run cities would as well ... although “stellar” is not the adjectve that leaps to mind ...)

[chuckb87]

That “black hole” is the US government taking all of our money.

[Adder]

Nicknamed Lashonda...from Detroit

[RetiredTexasVet]

More fear porn ... 3.2.1.... gimme a grant.

[Billthedrill]

What, no juvenile Uranus jokes? Come on, people, you’re slipping...

[griffin]

Brandon’s son Bo was killed by this black hole once.

In fact, it sucked Brandon’s brain out too.

[unlearner]

The whole visible universe appears to be one massive black hole. I call this the “black whole theory” of the universe.

https://youtu.be/4013hHZHf0I

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks Red Badger.

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[Vroomfondel]

holly: well, the thing about a black hole, its main distinguishing feature, is it’s black. and the thing about space, the color of space, your basic space color, is it’s black. how’re you ‘sposed to see ‘em?