What Car Is Driven Exclusively By Idiots?

Jalopnik ^ | 3/14 | Andy Kalmowitz

[PubliusMM]

Back in the day I did a good bit of trevelling in the Northeast US.
I came to the conclusion that if you failed any State driver’s test three times, you would be forced to move to Bridgeport, CT, and drive a used YUGO.

[abigkahuna]

Saab-—years ago when I sold cars it was known that Saab owners/buyers had little penises growing from their forehead.

[Gay State Conservative]

Volvo...Range Rover...

[BillyBonebrake]

The Nissan Altima demo are often an unregistered, uninsured menace. Any older Altima with paper tags and missing hubcaps and start looking for a buffer lane. Not so much with a Prius.

[Jonny7797]

I second that.

[P-Marlowe]

Smart cars are exclusively driven by idiots.

[dznutz]

Ford Mustang, because more often than not, there is a loose nut behind the wheel.

[fini]

"I like them, because those bumper stickers always let me know who the leftists are."

Me too. I like it when crazy people self identify. It makes my life much more peaceful.

[golux]

Jalopnik has sucked since they started getting into politics i.e. the Covid comments in this article. I used to read it every day. Now, never. But... I loved my Miata.

[No.6]

All persuasions could readily agree: the Reliant Robin.

[Political Junkie Too]

🎵...but they drove with pride!!!🎵

-PJ

[Glad2bnuts]

F-150

[Glad2bnuts]

Apologies to the men who drive F-250’s

[OldMissileer]

What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
The porcupine has its “pricks” on the outside.

Q: What is the most useless job on the BMW manufacturing line?

A: Turn signal light assembly installer.

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

The most idiotic drivers that I see are all driving large pickups, Suburbans and Yukons. Think they own the road.

[The Duke]

Alex, I’ll take “Mini Cooper” for $100!

[Allegra]

I thought it was Mazda Miata?

I test drove and strongly considered buying one of those last November. 😏

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Any car with a “Coexist” bumper sticker.

The little equals sign bumper sticker as well.

In fact the driver of any car with more the three bumper stickers should avoided. They are one wrong order away from wearing their underwear on their head.

[Noumenon]

You haven’t seen a clown show until you’ve seen one of those stupid jumped-up golf carts high-centered on a snow berm with the idiot driver trying to push it off. Oddly enough, no one seemed to want to help him. High comedy.

[Blue Collar Christian]

Since you have the monopoly on the most obvious, I’ll chime in with MY second choice: ANY Subaru.

I finally figured out that Subarus are made for the pricks who cannot afford BMWs.